Father quotes

“- Lord Arthur Goring: Shouldn't you be in bed, Miss Mabel?
- Miss Mabel Chiltern: Lord Goring!
- Lord Arthur Goring: My father always tells me to go to bed, so I don't see why I shouldn't give you the same advice. I always pass on good advice. It is the only sensible thing to do with it.”
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring
Minnie Driver - Miss Mabel Chiltern

“- Jax: If your Father's an Elder God, what does that make Kahn?
- Rayden: Kahn is my brother.”

Lynn "Red" Williams - Jax
James Remar - Rayden

“- Duncan's Dad: Blade? That's your name?
- Blade: Dad? Is that yours?”
Meshach Taylor - Duncan's Dad
Christopher Martin - Blade

“I used to imagine that I'd been given to the wrong family at birth, and that somewhere in the world my real people longed for me. From where my father stood, my failure to dog-paddle was only the first of many failures. Failure to speak clearly, failure to sit up straight, failure to make friends every time we moved to another dreary upstate...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kevin Spacey - Quoyle

“Remorse reminds me of daddy, who had none.”
Jessica Lange - Ginny Cook Smith

“- Martinella: I'm looking for Henry Rulenfurter.
- Henry Rowengartner: Henry Rowengartner?
- Martinella: Yeah.
- Henry Rowengartner: I'm Henry!
- Martinella: I might be looking for your father.”
Albert Hall - Martinella
Thomas Ian Nicholas - Henry Rowengartner

“- Young Gil: This is a memory of when I was a kid. I'm 35 now. I have kids of my own. You don't even really exist. You're an amalgam.
- Stan: A what?
- Young Gil: A combination of several ushers my dad left me with over the years. I combined them into one memory.”
Max Elliott Slade - Young Gil
Lowell Ganz - Stan

“- Dylan Piper: Why can't you find a more normal holiday to get hung up on? Like... Arbor Day! Trees are important too, you know.
- Marnie Piper: Halloween is cool, nature boy! It's ancient, it's strange, and, besides, Mom and Dad met on Halloween.
- Dylan Piper: Shhh! What're you doing? You know talking about Dad always bugs Mom out.”
Joey Zimmerman - Dylan Piper
Kimberly J. Brown - Marnie Piper

“- Danny Lidz: Fascist hatemonger! That boy is a Hitler in the making! A Hitler in the making!
- Mr. Crispi: That's my son you're talking about!
- Danny Lidz: Meet Hitler's father.”

Michael Richards - Danny Lidz
Wayne Duvall - Mr. Crispi

“- Gilbert's Father: A father should not have to seek permission to visit his own son!
- William Schwenck Gilbert: The son shouldn't be expected to be clairvoyant.”
Charles Simon - Gilbert's Father
Jim Broadbent - William Schwenck Gilbert

“- Robyn Starling: I'm an orphan, my mother died when I was a baby.
- Jerry: What about your father? What happened to him?
- Robyn Starling: My father was on an expedition climbing in the mountains when the snow gave way in a, a...
- Tom: Avalanche?
- Robyn Starling: Uh huh, and he was the most wonderful father in the world.”
Anndi McAfee - Robyn Starling
Dana Hill - Jerry
Richard Kind - Tom

“- Dr. Ben Sobel: The black milk dream is also about your father.
- Paul Vitti: Nah, I don't buy that. In the dream, I'm bringing the baby the black milk.”
Billy Crystal - Dr. Ben Sobel
Robert De Niro - Paul Vitti

“I pulled double-down at the hanger and I come home and I see that none of you has even picked up even a finger to help me out here but that's okay, I'm used to that. But unless your school takes monopoly money, you're working for me this summer, boy.”

Nicholas Campbell - Kyle's Dad

“- Junior Healy: My dad said the 3rd grade is the foundation of my education.
- Mr. Peabody: Your dad said that. Your dad is a moron. He's a moron, you know what a moron is? That's what your dad is.”
Michael Oliver - Junior Healy
Gilbert Gottfried - Mr. Peabody

“- Madeline Drake: This is all my fault.
- Pyro: Actually they discovered that it's the male who carries the mutant gene and passes it on, so it's his fault.”
Jill Teed - Madeline Drake
Aaron Stanford - Pyro

“- Abbie: He lives in Los Angeles.
- Lisa: What does he do?
- Abbie: He's a professional embarrassment.”

Billy Crystal - Abbie
JoBeth Williams - Lisa

“- Joe Wenteworth: Your son is not a screw up, he's a hero.
- Mr. Birch: What?
- Joe Wenteworth: I said he's a hero. And you don't deserve him. I want you to know that.”
Joseph Mazzello - Joe Wenteworth
Peter MacNeill - Mr. Birch

“The boy who wouldn't speak to his father is a good bit. You do it really well, but the prodigal son is good, too. Check it out. I can't speak for the others, but I wouldn't mind seeing your stupid face once in a while.”

Sean Astin - Duncan McDermott

"Dearest Samuel, forbidden fruit is always the sweetest. I have many things I would like to teach you, if only we can find the opportunity. The very thought arouses me to lubricious ecstasies". Probably a golfing friend.

Robert Norman - Fraser

“- Craig Wadsworth: My father, he gave me some advice, before I joined the regiment.
- Indian Bob: Was it good advice?
- Craig Wadsworth: Yes.
- Indian Bob: Did you follow it?
- Craig Wadsworth: No.”
Chris Noth - Craig Wadsworth
Bob Primeaux - Indian Bob

“- Capt. Crewe: Whenever you're afraid, or miss me terribly... just tell Emily. And she'll get the message to me, wherever I am. And I'll send one back right away... so that when you hug her... you'll really be getting a hug from me.
- Sara Crewe: It's alright, Papa. I'm going to be fine.”

Liam Cunningham - Capt. Crewe
Liesel Matthews - Sara Crewe

“- Dashiki: Now kids, what do we say to a man that Mommy just met?
- Kids: Are you my daddy?”
Tracey Cherelle Jones - Dashiki

“Dad, you used to fly 747s, and now you deliver toilet paper.”
Vincent Kartheiser - Sean Barnes

“- Clifford Peache: What does your dad do?
- Ricky Linderman: He watches TV.”
Chris Makepeace - Clifford
Adam Baldwin - Linderman

“- Newt Dobbs: Gus, are you sure the Captain is my father?
- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: Yep, he is.
- Newt Dobbs: He ain't never mentioned it.
- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: Well, Woodrow ain't much of a mentioner.”
Ricky Schroder - Newt Dobbs
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae