Father quotes

“- Nelson Hibbert: What kind of a man has a favorite daughter?
- Mr. Nagel: Now, moving along...
- Nelson Hibbert: And if you do have a favorite then you should label them! Favorite and not favorite!”
Dave Foley - Nelson Hibbert
Kenneth Welsh - Mr. Nagel

“- Walter Stratford: Do you know what happens at proms?
- Bianca Stratford: Yes. We'll dance, we'll kiss, we'll come home. It's not quite the crisis situation you imagine.
- Walter Stratford: Kissing? That's what you think happens? I've got news for you. Kissing isn't what keeps me up to my elbows in placenta all day long.”

Larry Miller - Walter Stratford
Larisa Oleynik - Bianca Stratford

“She liked fuckin' her papa.”

Powers Boothe - Sheriff Potter

“You're the dad every kid dreams of, you know that?”

Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows

“It was weird to me how, then, Teddy could care so much about his father, who practically tried to kill him. And I couldn't give a shit about my old man, and he hadn't laid a hand on me since I was three! And that was for eating the bleach under the sink.”
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - The Writer

“Ancestors, hear my plea: help me not to make a fool of me, and to not uproot my family tree. Keep my father standing tall.”

Lea Salonga - Mulan

“What do you think's worse? Losing a father or a wife?”

Nicolas Cage - Little Junior Brown

“- Triola: What's happened to Daddy?
- Yellowbeard: I killed him!
- Dan: He's gone to heaven.
- Triola: Aw, that's nice! He sent all his friends there.”
Stacey Nelkin - Triola
Graham Arthur Chapman - Yellowbeard
Martin Hewitt - Dan

“- Lucas Sergeant: I think of you as a father, Jonesy.
- Jonesy Hecht: And you, a son to me.”
John Lithgow - Lucas Sergeant
William LeMassena - Jonesy Hecht

“Did you know your daddy grew vegetables Raphael? Your daddy was a farmer before he became a po-lice-man.”

Charles Bronson - Mr. Roberts

“- Sergeant Lee: Well, that's a nice watch, show me that. Where'd you get that?
- Garcia: My father, uh, gave it to me.
- Sergeant Lee: Your father gave it to you? He must be quite a guy. What's he do?
- Garcia: He's a barber.
- Sergeant Lee: Barber? Gee, he must cut a lot of hair.”

Scott Glenn - Sergeant Lee
Michael Peña - Garcia

- Bobby Garfield: Ted, "my father never bought a drunk a drink". What does that mean exactly?
- Ted Brautigan: It means he was a good man, he was honest, and he never added to the troubles of the world. Okay? Good night.
Anton Yelchin - Bobby Garfield
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Ted Brautigan

“- Dexter Reed: I don't even remember what my dad looks like.
- Ed: I don't remember what my dad looks like either, but at least I get to see him everyday.”
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed
Kel Mitchell - Ed

“I hope he dies out there with the rest of the snakes!”

Michael O'Keefe - Ben Meechum

“If that were true I would have run off when I was four. Far back as I can remember Pa took a belt to me. I didn't run off. Didn't have no place to go.”

Scott Wilson - Judd Travers

“My father used to say, we're all happy, if we only knew it.”
Mia Farrow - Irmy

“- Wendon: I'm afraid I have some bad news... well maybe its not that bad. The princess is pregnant.
- Jason: Pregnant? How the hell did that happen?
- Wendon: Well you can be sure I had nothing to do with it. She's asking to see you.”
Bruce Vilanch - Wendon
Robert Urich - Jason

When I was in the eight grade, all I wanted to be was a great basketball player like my dad. At 5'2" and 90 pounds who would believe me. I guess only my dad and I could believe it in the beginning.
Tom Lester - Pete as adult

“- Spider-Man: You killed those people on that balcony!
- Norman Osborn: The Goblin did it, I had nothing to do with it! Please, don't let him take me again! I beg of you, protect me!
- Spider-Man: You tried to kill Aunt May! You tried to kill Mary Jane!
- Norman Osborn: But not you? I tried to stop it, I couldn't stop it. If anything happened to...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tobey Maguire - Spider-Man
Willem Dafoe - Norman Osborn

- John Silver: Didn't your pap ever teach you to pick your fights a bit more carefully? Your father was not the teachin' sort?
- Jim Hawkins: No. He was more the "taking off and never coming back" sort.
Brian Murray - John Silver
Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Jim Hawkins

“I asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic, he told me how he killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook.”
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“I don't like seein' Dad sad, Mam, but I'd sooner see him sad than not see him at all.”
Luke McGann - Shane

“Dad, you sent like two postcards in five years, or something. I was always thinking you would come. You never did, ever. I wait for you every year, you never even called. You don't care about me and everyone who does care about me's mad at me. I can't do this anymore. I've never lied to my mom or my friends and since you've got here, that's all...” (continue)(continue reading)
Schuyler Fisk - Kristy Thomas

“- Nicole: You know, one these days I'm leaving and I'm never coming back.
- Megan: Fine. Go live with you father.
- Nicole: Oh, you're such a bitch.”
Katherine Heigl - Nicole
Lauren Hutton - Megan

“- Lola Marcel: Tell me about my dear, dear Daddy! Is it true that he's dead?
- Stanley: Well, we hope he is, they buried him.”
Sharon Lynn - Lola Marcel
Stan Laurel - Stan