Father quotes

“- Maggie Fitzgerald: Man says he loves me.
- Frankie Dunn: Well, he's probably not the first one to say that.
- Maggie Fitzgerald: First since my daddy.”
Hilary Swank - Maggie Fitzgerald
Clint Eastwood - Frankie Dunn

“- Dr. Granada - Psychiatrist: Dr. Nelson told me about your father. He committed suicide not long ago.
- Milly: He did not.
- Dr. Granada - Psychiatrist: How did he die?
- Milly: My father had cancer. And when he found out that he had it... he didn't want the rest of the family to suffer needlessly. So one day, he kissed us all goodbye and he...” (continue)(continue reading)
Louise Fletcher - Dr. Granada - Psychiatrist
Lucy Deakins - Milly

- Jennifer Baker: You said "Love Cake"!
- Pistachio Disguisey: Why would I say that? Your hindquarters are hideously scrawny!
- Jennifer Baker: What?
- Pistachio Disguisey: What I was trying to say is that I have a present for Barney. [hands her knee pads] Tell him they are from his dad... da da da dat Italian guy... Me.
Jennifer Esposito - Jennifer Baker
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“I am not going to bury my son. My son is going to bury me.”
Denzel Washington - John Quincy Archibald

“It's a father's function to save his son from the mistakes he made.”
Don Ameche - Henry Van Cleve

“- Jim Hardy: Were you happy?
- Linda Mason: Yes.
- Jim Hardy: Then your father was a very successful man.”
Bing Crosby - Jim Hardy
Marjorie Reynolds - Linda Mason

“- The Shoveller: Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well.
- Lucille: Honey, you shovel better than any man I've ever known, but that does not make you a superhero. Listen to me. You're a good husband, and a good father. But that's all. Nothing more.”
William H. Macy - Shoveler
Jenifer Lewis - Lucille

“- Trish: Are you out of your mind? What are you doing here?
- Han Sing: I missed you.
- Trish: You missed me? I'm gonna miss you when my father finds out you're here.”

Aaliyah - Trish O'Day
Jet Li - Han Sing

“- Andrews: He's no good and you know it. You married him only because I told you not to.
- Ellie: You've been telling me what not to do ever since I can remember.”

Walter Connolly - Andrews
Claudette Colbert - Ellie

“- Josh: Hey, just because my mother marries someone else, doesn't mean he's my father.
- Cher: Actually, Kato, that's exactly what it means.”
Paul Rudd - Josh
Alicia Silverstone - Cher

“- Veruca Salt: Daddy, I want to go in.
- Mr. Salt: It's 9:59, sweetheart.
- Veruca Salt: Make time go faster.”

Julia Winter - Veruca Salt
James Fox - Mr. Salt

“At the end, I had my father in a nursing home. I gave him the best doctors in Illinois. He was a little senile... not much. I never spent much time with him. I was too busy. Finally, when I got around to seeing him, he didn't recognize me. Till the day he died, he didn't know who the hell I was.”
Héctor Elizondo - Charlie Gargas

“- Betty: It's about your father.
- Dan: What about him?
- Betty: When I said he was dead, I was only trying to cushion the blow.”

Madeline Kahn - Betty
Martin Hewitt - Dan

“- Sam Callahan: I don't have a father.
- Maurey Pierce: Did he die?
- Sam Callahan: Lydia won't tell me anything about him. When she's drunk she claims virgin birth like Mary and Jesus.”
Bug Hall - Sam Callahan
Mischa Barton - Maurey Pierce

“- Kim: Jim, it's your house. They can't arrest you for setting off your own alarm. We'll just tell them we were breaking in.
- Jim: I'm not going back there. Okay?
- Kim: We have to go back.
- Jim: No, because my father will prosecute.
- Kim: His own son?
- Jim: Especially his own son. If Edward tells, I'll kill him.”
Winona Ryder - Kim
Anthony Michael Hall - Jim

When I was a boy about half past three, my daddy said "Son, come here to me". He said "Things may come and things may go, but this is one thing you ought to know: Tain't what you do it's the way that you do it".
Robert Sean Leonard - Peter Müller

“- Carl: Maybe you shouldn't get married anymore.
- John Henderson: I want kids.
- Carl: Well, adopt.
- John Henderson: I want to pass down my seed.
- Carl: Masturbate in the garden.”
John C. McGinley - Carl
Albert Brooks - John Henderson

“- Don Faranzano: You want revenge after fifteen years?
- Charlie 'Lucky' Luciano: I've been busy.
- Don Faranzano: At least tell me what I did 15 years ago.
- Charlie 'Lucky' Luciano: ...You destroyed my father!
- Don Faranzano: I don't even remember your father!
- Charlie 'Lucky' Luciano: Exactly.”
Sir Michael Gambon - Don Faranzano
Christian Slater - Charlie 'Lucky' Luciano

- Pam Byrnes: Greg, my father was never in the rare flower business. That was just his cover. He was in the C.I.A. for 34 years.
- Greg Focker: How could you not tell me this?
- Pam Byrnes: I wanted to, honey, but it was strictly on a "need-to-know" basis.
- Greg Focker: So, what? He's in the C.I.A.? He was a spy? He is a spy?
- Pam Byrnes: No,... (continue)(continue reading)
Teri Polo - Pam Byrnes
Ben Stiller - Greg Focker

“- Lou Peckinpaugh: You mean you married your own father?
- Mrs. Montenegro: It's not like you think. It was a simple wedding, done very tastefully.”
Peter Falk - Lou Peckinpaugh
Madeline Kahn - Mrs. Montenegro

“You're living in the past, Father! This is the 14th century!”
Bill Shirley - Prince Phillip

“I bet if you met your father he'd probably be Irish.”

Joe Pantoliano - Wayne Gross

“Al? Al Reardon? My father. My moral, upright, coffee sluping, status seeking, putting in overtime, hard day at the office, early rising, early bedding, make your own way in life father, had been screwing Joyce Fickett! That balding man with responsibilities was an extramarital joy-boy! No wonder i was having so much trouble! It was hereditary!”
River Phoenix - Jimmy Reardon

“Out of all the Korean liquor stores, why did my dad have to walk into that one?”
Maritza Murray - Keecia

“I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.”

Will Ferrell - Buddy