Father quotes

“I couldn't catch a ball if it had Elmer's Glue on it. And wouldn't my father have to be this big ex-football hero. Well, he was so humiliated, he didn't know what to tell his friends, so he told them all I had Polio. On Father's Day, I used to limp for him.”
Matt West - Bobby Mills III

“Once he was known as Sam Edison's son. But now I'm Tom Edison's father, and I don't mind.”

George Bancroft - Samuel "Sam" Edison

“I'm not rich, my father is. And I didn't pick my father. And if I had a choice between having tons of money or having another father, I'd be absolutely delighted to be poor.”

Liv Tyler - Pamela Abbott

“- Geoffrey Hamilton: Don't be frightened, Sara. It's only my grandfather.
- Lord Wickham: Don't you believe him, young woman! I disowned him the day he was born!
- Geoffrey Hamilton: And we're really very fond of each other.”
Richard Greene - Geoffrey Hamilton
Miles Mander - Lord Wickham

“- Colleen Sutton: Nothing disgusts me. At the age of eleven I walked in on my father and the Shetland pony. Does that excite you?
- Ford Fairlane: I don't know, I never met your father.”
Priscilla Presley - Colleen Sutton
Andrew Dice Clay - Ford Fairlane

“We never went to ballgames. The only sport my dad liked was yelling.”
Howard Stern - Himself

“- Alan Parrish, 1969: I'm so glad you're back.
- Samuel Alan Parrish: I've only been gone 5 minutes.
- Alan Parrish, 1969: It seems like a lot longer for me.”

Adam Hann-Byrd - Young Alan
Jonathan Hyde - Sam Parrish

“- Chris: I know how your dad feels about you. He doesn't give a shit about you. Denny was the one. He cared about and don't try to tell me different. You're just a kid, Gordie.
- Gordie: Oh, gee! Thanks, Dad.”
River Phoenix - Chris Chambers
Wil Wheaton - Gordie Lachance

“First guy to walk out of my life, definetly not the last. Funny things, you and me. You always stayin' away from love, me always chasin' after it.”

Marisa Tomei - Caroline

“- Kiara: Father, how could you break your promise?
- Simba: It's a good thing I did. I almost lost you. No more hunts for you, not ever.”
Matthew Broderick - Kiara
Matthew Broderick - Simba

“- Shirley Blake: My daddy could fly better than anyone in the whole world, couldn't he?
- James Loop Merritt: That's right, better than anyone in the whole world. You know, your daddy and I were pals ever since we were about as big as you are. That's why I'm your godfather.
- Shirley Blake: And then one day he cracked up and went away to Heaven,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Shirley Temple - Shirley Blake
James Dunn - James Loop Merritt

“- Sully: Don't tell me she's pregnant.
- Carl Roebuck: Knocked up like a cheerleader. Eh, I suppose now you're going to want to be godfather.
- Sully: Hey... I can't be the father and the godfather. You got to goddamn do something.”

Paul Newman - Sully
Bruce Willis - Carl Roebuck

“- Fool: He doesn't talk much, does he?
- Alice: His tongue's cut out.
- Alice: Mommy caught him trying to call for help one day, and Daddy had to teach him to...
- Fool: Speak no evil, right?”

Brandon Quintin Adams - Fool
A.J. Langer - Alice

My mother said to me: "When your father gets home, he's going to shoot you in the face with a bazooka! And I'm not going to stop him this time, either! You know, he's always wanted to kill you! The day you were born, he said: kill it! I stopped him from killing you for eleven years... and this is the thanks I get for saving your life!".
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“I don't have a dad. I never did. I sprang full-blown from my mother's imagination.”
Jonah Blechman - Arthur Gayle

- Julie "The Cat" Gaffney: I want to know who this new Coach Orion is. My dad said that if I didn't like him, I could come right home.
- Russ Tyler: That's nice. My dad said I better stay in on scholarship or he'll whip my butt.
Colombe Jacobsen-Derstine - Julie "The Cat" Gaffney
Kenan Thompson - Russ Tyler

“- Max Goof: We're going fishing?
- Goofy: Yup. Just like my dad and me did, two best buddies fishing on Lake Destiny away from it all!
- Max Goof: I don't want to be away from it all, Dad, I like it all.
- Goofy: Look, Maxie. We're using the same map me and my dad used. We'll take the same route, make the same stops, see the same sights.”
Jason Marsden - Max Goof
Bill Farmer - Goofy

“- Yellowbeard: You are a Yellowbeard!
- Dan: What?
- Yellowbeard: Killin' your father as I killed my father before me.
- Dan: Dad, the blood...
- Yellowbeard: That's what I like to hear! You are my son!”
Graham Arthur Chapman - Yellowbeard
Martin Hewitt - Dan

“- Robyn Starling: He had his own special place just for the two of us, and...
- Jerry: And that's where you were going?
- Robyn Starling: Uh huh, and to get away from my Aunt Figg. She's not really my aunt, just my guardian, she's taken over the house, she moved my room to the attic and gave my room to her dog, Ferdinand.”

Anndi McAfee - Robyn Starling
Dana Hill - Jerry

“I was sure I was going to get that scholarship. My dad of course was sure I wasn't. When I didn't, he was real understanding, you know. He loves to do that. He loves to be understanding when I fail.”
Daniel Stern - Cyril