Father quotes

“- Robin: Woo-hoo! A month ago, I had no dads. Then I had one dad. Now I have two dads, and one of them is Batman!
- Batman: Yeah!
- Robin: [singing] It's raining dads...”
Michael Cera - Robin
Will Arnett - Batman

“- Ula's Kid: Daddy, what's a nympho?
- Ula: Uh, the nympho is the state bird of Ohio.”
Tache Uesugi - Ula's Kid
Rob Schneider - Ula

“What must you think of me? Your family leader. Your non-meteorologist, yet weather man, frosty taking fuck-happy son. Don't die yet Robert, give me time to get it together. Give me a little while, let me get the Hello America job. I can get it together.”

Nicolas Cage - David Spritz

“This is your chance to earn that look in your daughter's eyes, to become the hero that she already thinks you are.”

Michael Douglas - Dr. Hank Pym

“Tonight, for once, I want the truth! Did you kill my father?”

Ben Barnes - Prince Caspian

“- Jenny Lerner: When I was 11, I stole $32 from your wallet.
- Jason Lerner: When you were a baby I once dropped you on your head.”
Téa Leoni - Jenny Lerner
Maximilian Schell - Jason Lerner

“- Pamela Abbott: Who do you look more like, your mother or your father?
- Doug Holt: Oh, I don't know.
- Pamela Abbott: What did your father look like?
- Doug Holt: Like a photograph.”
Liv Tyler - Pamela Abbott
Joaquin Phoenix - Doug Holt

“He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master.”

Jean Shepherd - Ralphie as an Adult

“He was my father. I loved him even if he had gone crazy.”
Matthew McConaughey - Adam Meiks

“I've led thousands of warriors into battle, but I fear being a father. Does that make me a leader, or a coward?”
Toby Kebbell - Durotan

“My older kids are fantastic people. It can't be the result of my influence on them.”
Harrison Ford

“My father, George, has also affected the choices in my life regarding films. I like films that take chances or say something different or experiment. Growing up with him, I was surrounded by different artists - not just actors or film-makers but cartoonists, poets, writers.”
Leonardo DiCaprio

“- Nick Kelson: All you've been doing to me is lying to me since the day you left me there back at the bus station.
- Jack Kelson: Put your mouth in park, leave and get in your room.
- Nick Kelson: I don't have a room!
- Jack Kelson: Well, then get out!”

Edward Furlong - Nick Kelson
Jeff Bridges - Jack Kelson

“- Bad Blake: I don't know what he looks like. I don't know what he does. I never taught him how to ride a bike or watch him play baseball; none of that.
- Jean Craddock: Why not?
- Bad Blake: I wasn't there, even when I was.”

Jeff Bridges - Bad Blake
Maggie Gyllenhaal - Jean Craddock

“It was you your father raped! More than once! You couldn't take it, could you? You just snapped! And then you killed him! That night as he was passed out on the sofa soaked in booze... all you had to do was strike a match! Maybe your father deserved to die!”

Richard Tiffany Gere - Isaac Barr

“- Uncle Ben: I don't mean to lecture and I don't mean to preach. And I know I'm not your father...
- Peter Parker: Then stop pretending to be!”
Cliff Robertson - Ben Parker
Tobey Maguire - Peter Parker

“- Nicole Walker: My dad hates him, that's for sure.
- Margo Masse: That means that he knows you're sleeping together, you know it's that usual weirdo jealousy trip.
- Nicole Walker: How could he possibly know we were sleeping together?
- Margo Masse: Caught ya, ya hoe! You never told me you were screwing him!”
Reese Witherspoon - Nicole Walker
Alyssa Milano - Margo Masse

“- India Stoker: You look like my father.
- Charles Stoker: I am so sorry.
- India Stoker: It's your loss, too.”
Mia Wasikowska - India Stoker
Matthew Goode - Charles Stoker

“- Ed Furillo: He turned around and he left. He never bothered us again. Well, I took care of my mother and my sister from that day on. That's my best day.
- Phil Berquist: What was your worst day?
- Ed Furillo: Same day.”

Bruno Kirby - Ed Furillo
Daniel Stern - Phil Berquist

“What is, and always will be my greatest creation, is you.”

John Slattery - Howard Stark

“Please excuse my father. It makes him feel young and powerful to treat us like idiot children.”
Aidan Quinn - Alfred Ludlow

“Daddy banging the babysitter is a really old story, Kat; it happens all the time.”
Julia Roberts - Daisy

He started hitting me and beat me unconscious, he taught me a lesson he thought I'd never forget, he knew what I was even before I did, the morning I left for college he walked into my room and held out his hand and it was filled with money, a big sweaty wad of money and he said: "Take this and I don't want you ever to come back", I grabbed him... (continue)(continue reading)

Greg Kinnear - Simon Bishop

“- Cameron Poe: Many hands make light work. My daddy taught me that.
- Cyrus 'The Virus' Grissom: Ya know what my daddy taught me?
- Cameron Poe: What's that?
- Cyrus 'The Virus' Grissom: Nothing.
- Cameron Poe: Self-educated man.”
Nicolas Cage - Cameron Poe
John Malkovich - Cyrus 'The Virus' Grissom

“Darren Cross: All those years ago, you picked me. What did you see in me?
Hank Pym: I saw myself.
Darren Cross: Then why did you push me away?
Hank Pym: Because I saw too much of myself.”
Corey Stoll - Darren Cross
Michael Douglas - Dr. Hank Pym