Father quotes

“If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.”
Ray Romano

“- Dad: I'm not sure if you're mine, or that nice Lieutenant Colonel's who ran the bowls club.
- Bridget Jones: Uhm.
- Dad: Only joking. You've got my feet. I've always had very dainty feet.”
Jim Broadbent - Dad
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“- Charlie: Daddy, can we pay the ghost?
- Mike Lawford: Pay the what?”
Jack Fulton - Charlie
Nicolas Cage - Mike Lawford

“After the tragic death of your father, I married your mother promising her I would raise you as my own. You chose not to take the Maggio name. I did not complain. And when you wanted to go to Beauty School, as boys who lose their fathers early in life often do, I did not snivel at interventions, did I?”
Christopher Walken - Salvatore 'Sal' Maggio

“I killed my share of French and English in the last war; all of them had fathers.”

Marcel Iures - Col. Werner Visser

“- Ethan Renner: Get on... this bike.
- Zooey Renner: Or what?
- Ethan Renner: Now!
- Zooey Renner: I don't even know how to ride a bike, okay?
- Ethan Renner: What kind of kid doesn't know how to ride a bike?
- Zooey Renner: The kind of kid who never had a father to teach her!”
Kevin Costner - Ethan Renner
Hailee Steinfeld - Zooey Renner

“- Ed: You have kids, Gene?
- Gene: Two.
- Ed: Yeah? How old?
- Gene: Thirty and thirty-two.
- Ed: Wow, out of the house. Lucky you.
- Gene: Yep. Potty-trained and everything.”
Scott Winters - Ed
Tommy Lee Jones - Gene McClary

“- Frank Wagstaff: Dad, let me congratulate you. I'm proud to be your son.
- Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff: My boy, you took the words right out of my mouth. I'm ashamed to be your father. You're a disgrace to our family name of Wagstaff, if such a thing is possible.”
Zeppo Marx - Frank Wagstaff
Groucho Marx - Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff

I'm "just a kid", dad! And that's what daddies are for - To provide!
Tim Quill - Brian McDermott

“- Baroness Laginsky: I knew your father when he was young.
- George Sand: Really?
- Baroness Laginsky: Yes. We girls were enraged when we heard he'd married that dancer, or whatever she was.
- George Sand: You mean my mother?”
Elizabeth Spriggs - Baroness Laginsky
Judy Davis - George Sand

“- Kevin Lomax: What are you?
- John Milton: Oh, I have so many names...
- Kevin Lomax: Satan.
- John Milton: Call me Dad.”
Keanu Reeves - Kevin Lomax
Al Pacino - John Milton

“I ain't seen anyone alive for over a year. My dad told us, we can't leave the valley. As long as we stay here, we'd be protected.”
Margot Robbie - Ann Burden

“- Lydia Hillard: It's your job to be our father.
- Daniel Hillard: No it's not a job, it's a joy being your father, I don't have to play the part of your father, I am your father, I may act like a fool, but I am your father, okay?”
Lisa Jakub - Lydia Hillard
Robin Williams - Daniel Hillard

“- Harry: What would the father of the bride normally do?
- Tanya: Pay. Though my dad drew the line at my third.”
Colin Firth - Harry
Christine Baranski - Tanya

“- Gay Perry: How about you, Harry, did your father love you?
- Harry Lockhart: Ah, sometimes, like when I dressed up like a bottle. How about yours?
- Gay Perry: Well, he used to beat me in Morse code, so it's possible, but he never actually said the words.”
Val Kilmer - Gay Perry
Robert Downey Jr. - Harry Lockhart

“- Jack Brown: What if I tell your father?
- Eric Bates: He won't care.
- Jack Brown: Your father doesn't care that his son is a quitter?
- Eric Bates: He doesn't care what I am, so long as I stay out of his way.”

Richard Pryor - Jack Brown
Scott Schwartz - Eric Bates

“- Max Goof: I'm not your little boy anymore, Dad! I've grown up! I've got my own life now!
- Goofy: I know that! I just wanted to be part of it. You're my son, Max. No matter how big you get, you'll always be my son.”
Jason Marsden - Max Goof
Bill Farmer - Goofy

“- Mama Lil: You got a man?
- Novalee Nation: No.
- Mama Lil: This isn't one of them artificial spermanation things, is it?
- Novalee Nation: No.
- Mama Lil: Then where is the prick who put you in this mess?
- Novalee Nation: California.
- Mama Lil: That figures. All the pricks move to California. They oughta call it Prickafornia.”
Sally Field - Mama Lil
Natalie Portman - Novalee Nation

“It's me own fault, Swee'Pea's been kidnapped. Olive was right. Even an orphan needs a mutter and a father. If I was gonna be Swee'Pea's mutter, I should've at least let Olive be his father. Or viska versa. I ain't man enough to his mutter.”

Robin Williams - Popeye

“I make honor roll and Dad doesn't notice because you're in detention! I'm elected captain of the cheerleading squad and Dad can't come to one game. One game! Because he's busy going to your parent-counsellor meetings. You want to know why I want this fellowship abroad? It's because it's 3,000 miles away from you.”
Ashley Olsen - Jane Ryan

“- Kirk: My dad joined the Starfleet because he believed in it. I joined on a dare.
- Bones: You joined to see if you could live up to him. You spent all this time trying to be your father, now you’re wondering just what it means to be you.”
Chris Pine - James T. Kirk
Karl Urban - Bones

“- Pamela Abbott: You don't know my father, you don't know how he is about Jacey. He blames him for everything that happened with Eleanor.
- Doug Holt: Look, Eleanor flirts with a lot of guys. It's not Jacey's fault your dad kicked her out.”
Liv Tyler - Pamela Abbott
Joaquin Phoenix - Doug Holt

“- Damien Thorn: Teddy, don't ever talk about my father again. Do you understand?
- Teddy: Can't you take a joke?
- Damien Thorn: Yes.”
Jonathan Scott-Taylor - Damien Thorn
John J. Newcombe - Teddy

“Let me tell you something about life... always finish what you start and anything worth doing, is worth doing well.”
Donn Lamkin - Elias Disney

My father left home when I was 5. That's why I'm named Jack, as in "Jack, tell your mother I'm just going out to get the paper".
Nicolas Cage - Jack Singer