Father quotes

“Don't talk at me boy as if I've never seen a war!”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Col. William Ludlow

“I'm a middle-aged dad, which means I have no social time or life to speak of.”
Dee Bradley Baker

“I've got two young kids. I don't know what the future holds.”
Robbie Coltrane

“Fatherhood didn't change me in the beginning very much.”
Tom Sizemore

“- Mrs. Jones: Now your father... he has game.
- Mr. Jones: Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes.
- Craig Jones: You call that game?”
Anna Maria Horsford - Mrs. Jones
John Witherspoon - Mr. Jones
Ice Cube - Craig Jones

“I never help my kids and I never encourage them and I never give them any advice.”
Stellan Skarsgård

“- Lil DeVille: Um, Bobfather, we found this in our crib.
- Angelica: Well that's what you get for wiping your boogers on Cynthia.
- Phil DeVille: So that's where I left them.”

Kath Soucie - Lil DeVille
Cheryl Chase - Angelica
Kath Soucie - Phil DeVille

“You're worse than my dad. He's old, at least he's got an excuse for being a prick!”

Caroline Guthrie - Carol

“- Edward Vanderman Jr.: Try to remember, I'm your son.
- Mr. Vanderman: That's exactly what I'm trying to forget!”
Simon Woods - Edward Vanderman
Nigel Havers - Mr. Vanderman

“I worry if they take Lucy away from her father they will take away an enormous piece of her, and I worry that she will spend the rest of her life trying to fill that hole.”

Dianne Wiest - Annie

“- Goofy: Did you brush your teeth?
- Max: Uh-huh.
- Goofy: Comb your hair?
- Max: Yeah, Dad.
- Goofy: Did you put on clean underwear?
- Max: Dad!!”
Bill Farmer - Goofy
Jason Marsden - Max Goof

“I want to do something with him that's his first time. I’m gonna look in his face when he tries ice cream. Every time he has ice cream for the rest of his life, he's gonna see my fucking face.”
Ryan Gosling - Luke

“- Abraham Quintanilla: You were out there wearing a bra!
- Selena Quintanilla: It's not a bra!
- Abraham Quintanilla: It's a bra with little sprinkly things on it!”
Edward James Olmos - Abraham Quintanilla
Jennifer Lopez - Selena Quintanilla

“- Gru: I'm a father now, with responsibilities, and a legitimate businessman. I'm developing a delicious line of jams and jellies.
- Silas: Jams and jellies?
- Gru: Oh, attitude. That's right! So thanks, but no thanks. And here's a tip: instead of tasing people and kidnapping them, maybe you should give them a call! Good day, Mr. Sheepsbutt.”

Steve Carrell - Gru
Steve Coogan - Silas

“- Nick Fury: What do you remember about your father?
- Tony Stark: He was cold, calculating, never told me he loved me, never even told me he liked me, so it's a bit hard for me to digest that he said the whole future is riding on me thing, I don't get that!
- Nick Fury: That's not true.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Nick Fury
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“My father was a diplomat for part of his life and I jumped from country to country and culture to culture.”
Walter Salles

“One thing we wanted to do when we finished it was to dedicate it to our fathers. To all fathers which I thought would have been a nice idea.”

Roger Allers

My father died a few years before I started work on "The Lion King".
Roger Allers

“- Master Chief Billy Sunday: What the hell did he ever say to make you try so hard?
- Chief Carl Brashear: Be the best.
- Master Chief Billy Sunday: Well, you are.”

Robert De Niro - Master Chief Billy Sunday
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Chief Carl Brashear

“- Stan: You want him reading that stuff?
- Billy's Mother: Well, no but...
- Stan: All right then! I took care of it. That's why God made fathers, babe. That's why God made fathers.”

Tom Atkins - Stan
Iva Jean Saraceni - Billy's Mother

“- Bob Henry: If I ask you to go up on the roof and bark like a chicken, you do it, right?
- Joe Henry: Right!
- Bob Henry: I don't give a fuck whether it's your bosses, whatever it is, I'm your father and you do exactly what I say. Look at me! Right?
- Joe Henry: Right.”
Val Kilmer - Bob Henry
Noah Fleiss - Joe Henry

“- Jill Taylor: Every night after dinner, my father and I would play. I knew basic strategy before I was, like, nine-years-old. If I won, he'd take me out for ice cream.
- Ben Campbell: And what if he won?
- Jill Taylor: He'd still take me out for ice cream.”

Kate Bosworth - Jill Taylor
Jim Sturgess - Ben Campbell

“Who's your daddy, who's your daddy, who's your daddy?”

Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“- Sheriff Ticker: Did your father ever touch you anywhere?
- Seth Dove: Yeah.
- Sheriff Ticker: Where?
- Seth Dove: In the kitchen.
- Sheriff Ticker: Anywhere else?
- Seth Dove: Anyplace outside the kitchen?”
Robert Koons - Sheriff Ticker
Jeremy Cooper - Seth Dove

“- Mrs. Winslow: How can you be so disrespectful of your father's memory?
- Harriet Winslow: I'm not being disrespectful, Mother. I'm being honest. From now on, I'm gonna be honest with my father's memory.”
Anne Pitoniak - Mrs. Winslow
Jane Seymour Fonda - Harriet Winslow