Father quotes

“If somebody put a gun to your baby's head, would you try and kill them if you could? Huh? Me too. And by selling that stuff, you're putting a gun to my baby's head. Let me warn you. I'm like a mad dog after a bone. I'd be all over you like stink on doo-doo. Trust me.”

Clarence Williams III - Taft

“No more beer for Linda. Doubles for Jack, he's gonna be a father!”
Balthazar Getty - Ray Gauquin

“- Shirley Blake: Mother, I dressed myself, and I put my clothes away, all folded and everything.
- Mary Blake: Well, you're your mother's little angel, that's what you are.
- Shirley Blake: No, I'm not, because angels have wings, like these.
- Mary Blake: Those are your daddy's pilot wings.
- Shirley Blake: I know, and now he's really an angel,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Shirley Temple - Shirley Blake
Lois Wilson - Mary Blake

“- George Little: Am I in trouble?
- Mr. Little: No, son, you're not in trouble. You're in big trouble!”
Jonathan Lipnicki - George Little
Hugh Laurie - Mr. Little

“- Hatchet Harry: You must be Eddie, J.D.'s son.
- Eddy: Yeah. You must be Harry. Sorry, didn't know your father.
- Hatchet Harry: Never mind son, you just might meet him if you carry on like that.”
P.H. Moriarty - Hatchet Harry
Nick Moran - Eddy

“- Brendan Harris: What if your dad sees me doing this?
- Katie Markum: He'll shoot you. And then he'll kill you.”

Tom Guiry - Brendan Harris
Emmy Rossum - Katie Markum

“- Combo: What do you think makes a bad father?
- Milky: I don't know. How about you, what do you think?
- Combo: Niggers.”
Stephen Graham - Combo
Andrew Shim - Milky

“You know, my dad's a lawyer. It's been his life-long dream for his daughter to work at Adventureland.”
Kristen Stewart - Em Lewin

“I'm gonna be a rude boy. Like my dad.”
Mark Monero - Jah Clive

“- Mutt Williams: You're not my dad, alright!
- Indiana Jones: You bet I am; and I've got news for you; you're gonna go back and finish school!
- Mutt Williams: Oh really! What happend to there's not a damn thing wrong, with you kid, don't let anybody else tell you any different! You don't remember saying that!
- Indiana Jones: That was before I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Shia LaBeouf - Mutt Williams
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones

“- Tucker: He drowned.
- Gilbert: You're kidding?
- Tucker: No. In that.
- Gilbert: Oh.
- Tucker: A kiddy pool. I don't get it.
- Gilbert: Wow.
- Tucker: It's like one foot deep. Weird, right?
- Gilbert: Yeah.
- Arnie: He drownded!”
John C. Reilly - Tucker Van Dyke
Johnny Depp - Gilbert Grape
Leonardo DiCaprio - Arnie Grape

“I don't think I'd make a good father. Maybe it was because my own was such a disappointment. Thing is, I don't want anyone else to do it, either. Be your father.”
David Dorfman - Aidan

“If you want your father to think you're not a silly fuck, don't slap a guy across the face with a glove because if you do that, that's what he will think. Unless you're a noble man or something in the nineteenth century. Which I am not.”
Nicolas Cage - David Spritz

“If promises were crackers, my daughter would be fat.”
Elya Baskin - Mr. Ditkovich

“Mr. Holcroft, your father was a complicated man, and the word complicated doesn't begin to describe him.”
Michael Lonsdale - Ernst Manfredi

“- Mitchell Stevens: One part of me was daddy, singing a lullaby to his little girl. The other part was a surgeon, ready to cut into her throat. I waited for the second that Zoe's breath stopped to make that incision.
- Allison: What happened?
- Mitchell Stevens: Oh, nothing. We made it to the hospital. I didn't have to go as far as I was...” (continue)(continue reading)

Sir Ian Holm - Mitchell Stevens
Stephanie Morgenstern - Allison

“- TS Quint: You should see yourself right now, a grown man with his hand down his pants.
- Brodie: Yeah, I probably look like my old man.”
Jeremy London - TS Quint
Jason Lee - Brodie

“[Obama] resolves not to be like his father, but to take his dream. Where the father failed, he will succeed. In doing so, perhaps he can become worthy of his father's love, the love he never got.”
Dinesh D'Souza - Himself

“My brother killed the devil. He saved me from hell, and I am forever thankful.”
Olivia Wilde - Liza

“- Charles Halloway: A father should be able to play baseball with his son.
- Mrs. Halloway: Baseball's not necessary, not with a heart like yours, he'll forgive you that.”

Jason Robards - Charles Halloway
Ellen Geer - Mrs. Halloway

“By the time I was ten, playing baseball got to be like eating vegetables or taking out the garbage. So when I was 14, I started to refuse. Could you believe that? An American boy refusing to play catch with his father.”
Kevin Costner - Ray Kinsella

“- Zeus: Hold on, kiddo. What's your hurry? After all these years, is that the kind of hello you give your father?
- Young Hercules: Father?
- Zeus: Didn't know you had a famous father, did you? Surprise!”
Rip Torn - Zeus
Roger Bart - Young Hercules

- Linus Caldwell: Have you guys been talking to my dad?
- Danny Ocean: Why would we do that?
- Linus Caldwell: That's not a "no".
Matt Damon - Linus Caldwell
George Clooney - Danny Ocean

“- Romulus: I have to prove Leppenraub is guilty.
- Sheila: Prove to who?
- Romulus: To the world. To... to Lulu.
- Sheila: Lulu needs a father, not some psycho Sherlock Holmes.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Romulus
Tamara Tunie - Sheila

“- Todd: You know what I do remember? You making me drive you home from the beach 'cause you got too drunk!
- Donny: It makes sense to me. When somebody's hammered, they have another guy drive home!
- Todd: I was eight!
- Donny: And you drove like a fucking champ too.”
Andy Samberg - Todd
Adam Sandler - Donny