Father quotes

“I didn't have any problems with my dad. Maybe it's 'cause Mom ate his head before I was born.”
Seth Rogen - Mantis

“- Goofy: Listen, son, that there X-Games fiddle-fadle may be all well and fun, but remember, you're going off to college to make something of yourselves.
- Max: Exactly!
- Goofy: You'll get a degree and the world will be your clam.
- Max: Uh, oyster, Dad?
- Goofy: Oh, No, thanks. I'm saving room for wienies.”
Bill Farmer - Goofy
Jason Marsden - Max Goof

“- Mary: No... I miss my daddy!
- Sharon: Oh, honey, I miss your daddy too.
- Mary: I want to go to heaven so I can see him again.”
Kimberly Cullum - Mary
Mimi Rogers - Sharon

“A king, realizing his incompetence, can either delegate or
abdicate his duties. A father can do neither. If only sons 
could see the paradox, they would understand the dilemma.”
Marlene Dietrich

When Charles first saw our child Mary, he said all the proper
things for a new father. He looked upon the poor little red thing
and blurted, "She's more beautiful than the Brooklyn Bridge."
Helen Hayes

“- Molly: That man in the library in your house... nurse said he's in a coma from a massive stroke. That's your father, huh?
- Ray: Was. He's a vegetable now. Soon he'll be nothing.
- Molly: That's kinda harsh.
- Ray: It's a harsh world.”
Dakota Fanning - Ray
Brittany Murphy - Molly

“Daddy, did God made for you to be like this or was it an accident?”
Dakota Fanning - Lucy

“Think about your father. He doesn't know where anything is. You ask him to do something, he messes it up. That's a genius at work! Because he doesn't want to do it! And he knows someone will be coming soon to stop him from doing it!”
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“I met my father for the first time when I was 28 years old. I made up my mind that when I had children, my children were going to know who their father was.”
Will Smith - Christopher Gardner

“- Karen Kelly: Do you have any idea how to take care of a child?
- Joe Kingman: I've been doing it for a month now!
- Karen Kelly: And look where we're standing, Joe.”
Paige Turco - Karen Kelly
The Rock - Joe Kingman

“I know some of the children at this school and I know their parents. Family life is not easy. But of all the fathers, the step fathers, the half fathers that I've know, not one of them could love and support a child like these three men love Mary. There's nothing they wouldn't do for her. I just hope that there are other children who are as...” (continue)(continue reading)

Nancy Travis - Sylvia

“- Dan: We made a deal, remember? We made a deal we'd always be honest with one another.
- Alex: Dad, I was like five years old when we made that deal.
- Dan: Yeah, I liked you better then.”
Dennis Quaid - Dan
Scarlett Johansson - Alex

My father, he did not care for music. When I told him how I wished I could be like Mozart, he would say; "Why? Do you want to be a trained monkey? Would you like me to drag you around Europe, doing tricks like a circus freak?".
F. Murray Abraham - Antonio Salieri

“Take away a man's son, you've truly given him nothing left to lose.”

Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus

“- Joseph Dunn: I thought maybe because you're my dad... I thought I might be like you... I'm not like you...
- David Dunn: You are like me. We can both get hurt. I'm just an ordinary man.
- Joseph Dunn: No, you're not... Why do you keep saying that?”
Spencer Treat Clark - Joseph Dunn
Bruce Willis - David Dunn

“[as a hippie]
Dude, I'm your old man. I suppose you're wondering why your middle name is Rainbow.
[as a thug]
Yo son, what's up, homes?
[as a New Age adept]
I am your father. Hug me, and let us join our spirits.”

Robin Williams - Dale Putley

One day my dad said, "Bobby, you are 17. It's time to throw childish things aside", and I said, "okay, Pop". But he didn't really say that, he said, "stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job".

Richard Jenkins - Dr. Robert Doback

“If I had kept everything my old man threw out, I'd be a wealthy man today.”
Dustin Hoffman - Teach

“- Gil Renard: My father started this business.
- Garrity: Look, perfection and principles, they don't belong in business. Not now or then. As a friend of your father's...
- Gil Renard: As a friend of my father - Keep your mouth shut. You know nothing about my father.”

Robert De Niro - Gil Renard
Dan Butler - Garrity

My father's so cheap... that when we went to bed, he'd unplug the alarm clocks. "You can't tell time when you are asleep".
Chris Rock - Lance Barton

“- Ted Kramer: I'm sorry too. I want you to go to sleep because it's really late.
- Billy Kramer: Daddy?
- Ted Kramer: Now what is it?
- Billy Kramer: Are you going away?
- Ted Kramer: No. I'm staying here with you. You can't get rid of me that easy.”
Dustin Hoffman - Ted Kramer
Justin Henry - Billy Kramer

“My father's legacy is not his money. My father's legacy is the will to win.”
Diane Lane - Penny Chenery

“Dad! Ted's in jail again! Come on!”
Bonita Granville - Nancy Drew

“- Junior: Daddy, I got to pee-pee.
- Buford T. Justice: Swallow it. I'm busy!”
Mike Henry - Junior
Jackie Gleason - Sheriff Buford T. Justice

“I may not be the best, but I come to believe that I got it in me to be somebody in this world. And it's not because I'm so different from you either, it's because I'm the same. I mean, I can be just as hard-headed, and just as tough. I only hope I can be as good a man as you.”

Jake Gyllenhaal - Homer Hickam