Father quotes

“My father was a legend. My father was killed making a routine traffic stop in broad daylight by some punk who didn't want no ticket. His partner was supposed to get out of the car and back him up but never did. My father was just as devoted as you, and now he's dead, and for what? A traffic ticket and some punk? You tell me, where's the honor in...” (continue)(continue reading)
Chris Tucker - Carter

“Dad, you were like a father to me.”

Zach Galifianakis - Ethan Tremblay

“- Kasey: Except, it's gonna cost us $2,000.
- Darcy: Do I have the letters ATM tatooed on my forehead?
- Torrance Shipman: I was thinking more daddy.”
Rini Bell - Kasey
Tsianina Joelson - Darcy
Kirsten Dunst - Torrance Shipman

- Toula Portokalos: Ma, Dad is so stubborn. What he says goes. "Ah, the man is the head of the house!"
- Maria Portokalos: Let me tell you something, Toula. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos
Lainie Kazan - Maria Portokalos

“- Andre: My daughter tells some stranger that her father is her, her...
- Nicole: Lover...
- Andre: Oh, God! I hate that word. It's so... so graphic. Who else thinks this?
- Nicole: A few of the other people.
- Andre: How many of them?
- Nicole: All of them.
- Andre: All of them! Incroyable! I've been walking around here with you the past few...” (continue)(continue reading)
Gérard Depardieu - Andre
Katherine Heigl - Nicole

“- Ron Thompson: It's just that my dad doesn't understand your dad.
- Amy Szalinski: Your dad doesn't understand anything.”
Jared Rushton - Ron Thompson
Amy O'Neill - Amy Szalinski

“Steffi, bring down a copy of my will... and an eraser.”

Alan Alda - Bob

“- Madeline Foster: My father only liked to see me when I was perfect.
- Jessie: Who the hell is perfect?
- Madeline Foster: Exactly.”
Maura Tierney - Madeline Foster
Paul Calderon - Jesse

“- Homer Simpson: Okay, son. You have only one chance to throw that bomb through the hole.
- Bart Simpson: Dad, in case I don't make it, I'm sorry I said I wish you weren't my dad.
- Homer Simpson: I don't blame you, son. I've never been that good of a father. Maybe it all starts with the way my father raised me. Yes, it's all clear to me. It's...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dan Castellaneta - Homer Simpson
Nancy Cartwright - Bart Simpson
Julie Kavner - Marge Simpson

“He always tried to tell me that you have to go for what you want in life because you never know how long you're going to be here. And whether you succeed or you fail, the most important thing is to have tried.”

Matthew Macfadyen - Daniel

“- Big Lou Kritski: They've brain washed you. Like Patty Hearst. What's next? You gonna rig it into a Disney World?
- Louie Kritski: Pop...
- Big Lou Kritski: Don't call me 'Pop'. I don't recognize you anymore. You're not my son. You're breaking my heart!”

Vincent Gardenia - Big Lou Kritski
Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski

“- Terry Ann Wolfmeyer: Your father is a small man. A very small man!
- Hadley Wolfmeyer: I hope you're not referring to his genitals because that would just be gross.”
Joan Allen - Terry Ann Wolfmeyer
Alicia Witt - Hadley Wolfmeyer

“- Obi-Wan: You cannot escape your destiny. You must face Darth Vader again.
- Luke Skywalker: I can't kill my own father.
- Obi-Wan: Then the Emperor has already won. You were our only hope.”
Alec Guinness - Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi
Mark Hamill - Luke Skywalker

“- The Judge: I remind you not to speak, until you are spoken to!
- Bob McKenzie: He's startin' to sound like the old man. Soon he'll be sending me out for beers.”

David Beard - The Judge
Rick Moranis - Bob McKenzie

“- Bruce: Now there is a father looking for his little boy. I never knew my father!
- Anchor: Come on, group hug.
- Chum: We're all mates here, mate.”
John Barry Humphries - Bruce
Eric Bana - Anchor
Bruce Spence - Chum

“Daddy likes to tell stories! Mommy says he tells stories all the time.”
Judith Barsi - Bean

“- Sheriff Tombstone Fletcher: You mean he's really your son?
- Charlie Chan: Must admit to dubious honor.”

Slim Summerville - Sheriff Tombstone Fletcher
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“Why don't you never play with me any more? I like to play with you. Doesn't Momma like you? I like you. When I grow up I want to be just like you.”

Freddie Burke Frederick - Junior Sims

“- Lou Carbone: You hate your own father!
- Paulie Carbone: I'd like to kill you, but I don't hate you.”
Anthony Quinn - Lou Carbone
John Turturro - Paulie Carbone

“- Dorian Montier: I'd like to be the father-to-be.
- Sally Jackson: You can't be the father and the brother! That's the kind of thing that messes kids up!”
Luke Wilson - Dorian Montier
Drew Barrymore - Sally Jackson

“- Charlie: Rory, you know what it's like to have no dad.
- Rory Buck: Yeah, I do. It sucks! A snowdad is better than no dad.”
Joseph Cross - Charlie Frost
Taylor Handley - Rory Buck

“Wilma, whatever you decide to do, I want you to know something. Your daddy will always love you.”
Harvey Korman - Colonel Slaghoople

“- Capt. Elisabeth Campbell: It happened. It happened! I want to hear you say it happened!
- Lt. Gen. Joseph Campbell: I don't give a damn what happened to you seven years ago!
- Capt. Elisabeth Campbell: Whatever hurts you makes me stronger. That which does not destroy me makes me stronger!”

Leslie Stefanson - Elisabeth Campbell
James Cromwell - General Campbell

“There was no use telling him that Caroline hadn't turned him down. She'd just expressed a doubt. She'd spoken as a lawyer, when she should've spoken as a daughter. But my father's pride had been injured.”
Jessica Lange - Ginny Cook Smith

“- John Bradley: I wanted to tell you I'm sorry I wasn't a better father.
- James Bradley: Sorry? You were the best father a man could have.”
George Grizzard - John Bradley
Tom McCarthy - James Bradley