Father quotes

“- Maude Salinger: Come on, Gorilla, kill that son of a bitch!
- Rob Salinger: Gorilla Muldoon, is your father?
- Maude Salinger: That's not his real name.”

Amy Irving - Maude Salinger
Dudley Moore - Rob Salinger

- Billy Ray Pike: I'm not going to sit here and let no one call me a quitter. Or calling me crazy.
- Tyrone Washington: That' not what you got to worry about. What you got to worry about is your kid running around calling somebody else "daddy".
Andrew Stevens - Billy Ray Pike
Stan Shaw - Tyrone Washington

“- Carroll Caldwell: You know, I used to think that you were seven feet tall. I spent my whole childhood just trying to be just... just like you. God damn, I'm glad I didn't succeed.
- Jim Caldwell: Hmm. Yeah. You turned out real good.”

Kevin Bacon - Carroll Caldwell
Robert Duvall - Jim Caldwell

“- Charles Montgomery: I gave you $200.000.
- Jessie Montgomery: Well, it's ancient history!
- Charles Montgomery: I believe it was lunch time.”
Tom Skerritt - Charles Montgomery
Ally Sheedy - Jessie Montgomery

“We're your fathers.”

Billy Crystal - Jack Lawrence

“- Clark Kellogg: You had a choice - not to turn me in.
- Dwight Armstrong: If it was your son, you would have...
- Clark Kellogg: If it was my son, I would have treated him like he was my son. If he was my step son, I would have treated him like my son.”

Matthew Broderick - Clark Kellogg
Kenneth Welsh - Dwight Armstrong

“Can't a man hate his own father?”
Clive Owen - Robert Parks

“- Simba: You will stay where I can keep an eye on you, away from him!
- Kiara: You don't know him!
- Simba: I know he's following in Scar's pawprints, and I must follow in my father's.
- Kiara: You will never be Mufassa!”
Matthew Broderick - Simba
Neve Campbell - Kiara

“Natural childbirth means that no drugs will be administered into the female's body during the delivery. The father can have all he wants.”
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“Can you believe I conceived him with one testicle? No really, it's true. I only have one because the other one never dropped. It's called an undescending testicle. It's not uncommon. But look at him! Imagine what he would've looked like if I had two!”
Dustin Hoffman - Bernie Focker

“You're an idealist, just like your grandfather. Do yourself a favor, don't be like him. For once, do the smart thing.”

James Garner - Commander Lyle Tiberius Rourke

- Johnny Blaze: My daddy once said, "if you don't make a choice, the choice makes you".
- Roxanne Simpson: Why do your choices always keep us apart?
Nicolas Cage - Johnny Blaze
Eva Mendes - Roxanne Simpson

“- Glinda: Not so fast. You and I aren't finished here.
- Evanora: You have the throne, Glinda. What more could you want?
- Glinda: You can't give me that. You took what mattered most from me: my father.”
Michelle Williams - Glinda
Rachel Weisz - Evanora

“We lost our mom, we lost our dad, and if I'm losin' you well, that's... too bad!”

Cliff De Young - Brad Majors

“Wonder what Mark Darcy would be like as a father. Father to his children I mean, not to me. That would be weird Oedipus-like thought.”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“I'm still his father, I can give him stuff.”
Ryan Gosling - Luke

“Tell Uncle Owen not to tell you that your father is Darth Vader.”

Alex Borstein - Barbara Pewterschmidt as Aunt Beru

“- Dad: I have to work.
- Walter: But it's Saturday!
- Dad: Tell me about it.”
Tim Robbins - Dad
Josh Hutcherson - Walter

“- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: Has your father ever killed anyone?
- Rusty Griswold: Just a dog. Oh and my Aunt Edna.”
John Candy - Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold

“- Aaron Paradis: I can't handle more surprises today.
- Chris Paradis: Daddy. I'm a lesbian. A big one.”
Stephen Collins - Aaron Paradis
Jennifer Dundas - Chris Paradis

“- Harry Monroe: Do you mind? What'd you kill your step-father for anyway?
- Rory: Criticizing my new fur jacket... and... slapping my hand.”

Richard Pryor - Harry Monroe
Georg Stanford Brown - Rory Schultebrand

“If I cry one tear for my daddy I stole it off a crocodile.”
Renee Zellweger - Ruby Thewes

“Where's... my cake? I... want... my... cake! Where's my cake, Bedelia? Where's my Father's Day cake? I want my cake you dirty bitch! I'm going to have it!”

Jon Lormer - Nathan Grantham

“- Gertie Trinke: Thank you, Daddy.
- Ollie Trinke: Anything for you. You know why? 'Cause you're the only thing I was ever really good at.”
Raquel Castro - Gertie Trinke
Ben Affleck - Ollie Trinke

“He's not my dad, he's my stepdad!”

Simon Pegg - Shaun