Father quotes

“- Ted Foster: I thought that if you wanted to marry a girl you were supposed to ask her father.
- Harry C. Thomas: You must be talking about some other father, some other family. Not a family with only one father and three daughters. Nobody asks him anything. He's lucky if he gets told.”
John Shelton - Ted Foster
Frank Morgan - Harry C. Thomas

“- Lucy Gennaro McClane: Daddy, you're out of your mind. You shot yourself!
- John McClane: It seemed like a good idea at the time.”
Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Lucy Gennaro McClane
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“I'm not ver good at being a father, all right? I barely get by just being me.”
Nicolas Cage - Roy Waller

“Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine.”

Krystle Mataras - Rina
Tiffany Mataras - Tina

“I don't want no more fathers. Will you be my friend?”
Catherine Chan - Mei

“- Young Fenton: Dad kills people and you help him!
- Young Adam: We're just fulfilling God's will. I'm telling dad on you!”
Matt O'Leary - Young Fenton
Jeremy Sumpter - Young Adam

“I don't want no more fathers. Will you be my friend?”
Catherine Chan - Mei

“Maybe you were my father, but you know who my father is now? You know who's responsible for me? Me; no one else.”

Peter Berg - Jonathan Parker

“- John Farley: You have a father?
- Mr. Woodcock: Of course I have a father. I'm not Jesus.”
Seann William Scott - John Farley
Billy Bob Thornton - Jasper Woodcock

“- Rose Zsigmond: I don't suppose your father gave you permission to pierce your ears?
- Vada Sultenfuss: Not exactly.
- Rose Zsigmond: Well, just don't shave your legs. Your father will never let you visit us again if I send you back hairless and full of holes.”
Christine Ebersole - Rose Zsigmond
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss

“- Grandpa Sam: They're still your parents.
- Arthur Kirkland: No. You raised me. You put me through law school. You're a wonderful man, Grandpa. But your son is a shit.”
Lee Strasberg - Grandpa Sam
Al Pacino - Arthur Kirkland

“- Nick Fury: What do you remember about your father?
- Tony Stark: You're talking about a man whose happiest day of his life was shipping me off to boarding school.
- Nick Fury: That's not true.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Nick Fury
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“- Doug Simpson: Now, what have we learned today?
- Katie Simpson: I learned to never, never ask my dad a question he doesn't have the guts to answer.”
Tony Danza - Doug Simpson
Ami Dolenz - Katie Simpson

“- Carol: Maybe if you spent more time with your son, there would be fewer problems.
- Scott Calvin: Maybe, but then I wouldn't get to spend more time with you. It's always such a pleasure.
- Carol: Oh, a battle of wits. It's a shame that you come unarmed.”

Elizabeth Mitchell - Carol
Tim Allen - Scott Calvin

“- Indiana Jones: I can remeber the last time we had a drink together. I had a milkshake. But, we didn't talk, we've never talked. Only if you were a regular dad just like the other boy's dad, this would be different.
- Professor Henry Jones: I was a wonderful father.”
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones
Sir Sean Connery - Professor Henry Jones

“He's a little fragile, but he's gonna grow up to be big and strong... just like his dad.”

Kate Bosworth - Lois Lane

“- Sophie: You know what comes next?
- Bill: Well, you're not going to tell me that you have a twin sister, are you?”

Amanda Seyfried - Sophie
Stellan Skarsgård - Bill

“- Ed Exley: All I ever wanted was to measure up to my father.
- Bud White: Now's your chance.”

Guy Pearce - Ed Exley
Russell Crowe - Bud White

“You've been playing kid your entire life. And I just joined the Dad team.”

The Rock - Joe Kingman

“Dede says I don't have dad. She says I'm the immaculate conception. That's a pretty big responsibility for a little kid.”
Adam Hann-Byrd - Fred Tate

“You know I finally met a girl exactly like my mother: dress like her, acts like her. So I brought her home, my father doesn't like her!”
Wayne Knight - Stan

“I hope you and I can be very good friends, one day. Well, I know we are. I want us to... I want us to be more than just friends. I want you to think of me as your dad.”

Lee Richardson - Anton Bartok

“I know your dad made a lot of bad choices - but that doesn't mean you have to.”

Robin Williams - The Genie

“- David Sinclair: You have a Dad?
- Chris Townsend: Every once in a while.”
Alan Boyce - David Sinclair
Keanu Reeves - Chris Townsend

“- Nick Marshall: I realize I haven't been the perfect dad.
- Alex Marshall: Understatement of the century.”
Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall
Ashley Johnson - Alex Marshall