Father quotes

“You want honesty? I'm a thirty-seven-year-old unemployed fuck-up who can't even support his family!”

Ben Affleck - Bobby Walker

Sometimes I wonder if he ever looked into my baby blue eyes and asked himself "Did I just father the most insignificant asshole of the twenty-first century?".

James McAvoy - Wesley

“- Peyton: Daddy you won the championship!
- Joe Kingman: Aw, Peyton. I won much more than that.”
Madison Pettis - Peyton Kelly
The Rock - Joe Kingman

- Lena Foster: You never lied to your father? Would you like me to show you at least 500 examples?
- Daniel Miller: I said "pretty much" never lied. I didn't say I never, ever lied.
Lee Grant - Lena Foster
Albert Brooks - Daniel Miller

“What you make isn't supposed to be the best part of you. When you're a father... that's what's supposed to be the best part of you, and it's caused me two decades of agony.”
Kate Winslet - Joanna Hoffman

“- Davey Osborne: How did you escape?
- Hal Osborne: Jack Flack always escapes.
- Davey Osborne: I don't need him anymore. I've got you, dad.”

Henry Thomas - Davey Osborne
Dabney Coleman - Hal Osborne

“- Alice Keach: Were you always in the... cleaning business, Mr Birkin?
- Birkin: My father traveled in... soap.”
Natasha Richardson - Alice Keach
Colin Firth - Birkin

“- Travers Goff: Which kind of kisses do you prefer, Gintamina? Swoosh! Scratchy ones or silky ones?
- Ginty: Silky ones.
- Travers Goff: A man must shave for to spare his daughter's cheeks! Swish!”
Colin Farrell - Travers Goff
Annie Rose Buckley - Ginty

“My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals.”
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“Your positive perception of me is vital to my existence. Besides, it is not everyday a father can give the world to his child.”

Dan Aykroyd - Beldar Conehead

“Better a dead father than a lousy father.”
Brad Pitt - Heinrich Harrer

“- Jonathan Brown: Why is dad so boring and annoying?
- Henry Brown: For your own good, Jonathan.”
Samuel Joslin - Jonathan Brown
Hugh Bonneville - Henry Brown

“I put a gun to my father's head once. Ever think like that? He was passed out. Had just been yelling at my mom over nothing. Under-cooked meat. I went to my room, I held the barrel right up to his ear, and then I chickened out again. Of course it was a BB gun but still it would have hurt like hell.”
Kevin Kline - George Monroe

“Dad knew how to build a house, not a home.”
Keanu Reeves - Alex Wyler

- Ethan Tremblay: My father always had a saying "When a day starts like this it's all uphill from here".
- Peter Highman: Uphill? No, it's all downhill from here.
- Ethan Tremblay: But nobody wants to be down, everybody wants to be up. It's all uphill from here.
- Peter Highman: But it's easier to go downhill. So your dad had no idea what the... (continue)(continue reading)
Zach Galifianakis - Ethan Tremblay
Robert Downey Jr. - Peter Highman

“I was raised on a farm in Moooresville, Indiana. My mama died when I was three, my daddy beat the hell out of me cause he didn't know no better way to raise me.”
Johnny Depp - John Dillinger

“- Beeze Dwyer: I'm hungry.
- Jack Dwyer: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
- Lucy Dwyer: Not funny.
- Jack Dwyer: I'm not Funny, I'm Dad.
- Lucy Dwyer: Still not funny.”
Claire Geare - Beeze Dwyer
Owen Wilson - Jack Dwyer
Sterling Jerins - Lucy Dwyer

“My dad always said that there's 24 usable hours in every day.”
Liv Tyler - Corey Mason

“My mum had her children, was bringing them up single-handedly because when my dad was there, he was never there. He was just never there, like for the important bits.”
Yasiin Bey - Yasiin Bey

“Don't worry, colonel; you're the closest thing most of these boys have to a father. We won't let you down.”

Eric Allan Kramer - Sgt. Henry Bardshar

“My daddy, he'd walk forty miles for liquor but not forty inches for kindness.”
Renee Zellweger - Ruby Thewes

“- Sarah Whittle: Your father murdered you and he chopped you up into little pieces.
- Alan Parrish: Sarah, come on! My dad did that? My father could barely hug me, let alone cut me into little pieces.”
Bonnie Hunt - Sarah Whittle
Robin Williams - Alan Parrish

“My father is a lot of unpleasant things, but murderer is not one of them.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Hank Palmer

“When I was ill, they told me, because of the drugs and all that, they told me I might never be able to father a child. Do you think you could live with that?”
Sir John Hurt - Bob Champion

“The one thing the old man never missed was a wake. Good booze and plenty of it!”

Robert Duvall - Det. Tom Spellacy