Food quotes

“- Latrine: Raven's egg! Blood of a hen! A little more blood, yes! Eyeballs of a crocodile! Testicles of a newt! I bet he's a transsexual now! Robin of Loxley is handsome and brave. He seeks to regain his family's honor. Little sod could be trouble.
- Prince John: Are you certain?
- Latrine: Certain? You want certain, hire yourself a witch! Me,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Tracey Ullman - Latrine
Richard Lewis - Prince John

“The perfect lover is one who turns into pizza at 4am.”
Charles Pierce

“- Waitress: You want strawberry pie or apple pie?
- Radio: I wan' both!”
Rebecca Koon - Waitress
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Radio

“Did you ever suck the jelly out of a jelly doughnut and then fill it with chocolate swirl ice cream?”
Richard Karron - Sonny

“Let me be the first to tell you, drinking alcohol is the worst thing to do in cold weather. Hot soup is the best because the process of digesting food helps to warm you up.”
Morgan Freeman

“- Alexia: Today is definitely day one.
- Hayley: Day one of what?
- Alexia: My diet. Oh, excuse me. I mean your diet. A fruit and veggie fast. You're bloated.”

Katherine Heigl - Alexia Wheaton
Danielle Harris - Hayley Wheaton

“Only an asshole doesn’t like pineapple.”

Aaron Paul - Jesse Pinkman

“Lori's little plot was super lame. Poisoning a cupcake? Really? We're Kappas. We don't eat cupcakes.”

Rachel Matthews - Danielle Bouseman

“- Lucky Day: Dusty, how do you like your bat?
- Dusty Bottoms: Medium rare.”

Steve Martin - Lucky Day
Chevy Chase - Dusty Bottoms

“- Uncle Elroy: Barbecue, tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo' mama! Don't it, Willie?
- Mr. Jones: Yeah, boy! Hey, mama?
- Grandma Jones: What the hell you want, Willie? [Willie slaps her] ”

Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy
John Witherspoon - Mr. Jones

“Y'know, uh - cornflakes were invented to prevent masturbation. It didn't work.”
Richard Jenkins - Giles

“It was God who created oysters and apples. And you can't improve recipes like that. But it is our job to try.”

Bradley Cooper - Adam Jones

“I don't want my resturant to be a place where people sit and eat. I want people to sit at that table and be sick with longing.”
Bradley Cooper - Adam Jones

“If sugar's so bad how come Jesus made it taste so good?”

David Hadinger - Man #1

“May be innocent, may be sweet... ain't half as nice as rotting meat.”
Alice Playten - Blix

“Sell this. Food is more important than time.”

Adrien Brody - Wladyslaw Szpilman

“Nick, do you like basgetti?”

Jonny Brugh - Deacon

“- Jack Lewis: Have you got any cranberry sauce, Mrs. Young?
- Mrs. Young: Cranberry sauce, what's that?
- Jack Lewis: Well, it's a sauce made from... cranberries.
- Mrs. Young: Well, you find me some cranberries, Mr. Lewis, and I'll sauce them.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Jack Lewis
Pat Keen - Mrs. Young

“Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese.”
Mary Stuart Masterson - Joon Pearl

“- Shelly DeVoto: You know, Vada, you have to watch what you eat at the carnival. I remember one summer I went with my two older cousins, and they both ate hot dogs, and the next day they had nephritis.
- Vada Sultenfuss: Nephritis is a kidney disease, you don't get it from eating hot dogs.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Shelly DeVoto
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss

“Zach, eyes off the pizza, mate. God made you lactose-intolerant for a reason, yeah? So fat. So fat.”
Max Minghella - Graham Hawtrey

“Jesus H. Christ, Pete. When you gonna learn that microwave food'll kill you faster than a bullet? I mean, them damn burritos ain't good for nothing but a hippie, when he's high on weed.”
Michael Parks - Texas Ranger Earl McGraw

“Floyd! I don't mind the caffeine but all this cream is gonna make you fat. Don't fuck with my investment.”
Ben Foster - Lance Armstrong

“- Mary Fiore: That's your specialty? Instant macaroni and cheese.
- Massimo: Sì, it is a low-budget wonder. Already today, I've eaten three boxes.”
Jennifer Lopez - Mary Fiore
Justin Chambers - Massimo

“A wise bear always keeps a marmalade sandwich in his hat, in case of emergency.”
Sir Michael Gambon - Uncle Pastuzo