Heaven quotes

“I'm bound for the promise land.”
Robert De Niro - Max Cady

“Every man... every man has to go through hell to reach paradise.”
Robert De Niro - Max Cady

“- Vada Sultenfuss: I think... everybody gets their own white horse and all they do is ride them and eat marshmallows all day. And everybody's best friends with everybody else. When you play sports, there's no teams, so nobody gets picked last.
- Thomas J. Sennett: But what if you're afraid to ride horses?
- Vada Sultenfuss: Doesn't matter 'cause...” (continue)(continue reading)

Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss
Macaulay Culkin - Thomas J. Sennett

“- Doug: Sara, I think I'm in heaven.
- Sara: I think I'm in love.”
Peter Barton - Doug
Barbara Howard - Sara

When I was young, I asked my priest how you could get to heaven and still protect yourself from all the evil in the world. He told me what God said to His children: "You are sheep among wolves. Be wise as serpents, yet innocent as doves".
Casey Affleck - Patrick Kenzie

“People want paradise. They will have it.”
Tom Noonan - Cain

“My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven. This sucks!”

Rick Moranis - Bob McKenzie

“Remember what I said about people seein' a bright light before they die? It ain't true. I can't see a damn thing.”

Bill Paxton - Morgan Earp

“Every man has to go through hell to reach his paradise. You know what paradise is? Salvation.”
Robert De Niro - Max Cady

“- Bethany: What's he like?
- Metatron: God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.
- Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?
- Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.”
Linda Fiorentino - Bethany
Alan Rickman - Metatron

“- Mary: No... I miss my daddy!
- Sharon: Oh, honey, I miss your daddy too.
- Mary: I want to go to heaven so I can see him again.”
Kimberly Cullum - Mary
Mimi Rogers - Sharon

“I took the stairs and felt like my childhood took the elevator.”
Drew Barrymore

“- Grace Learner: Mrs. Wheldon was wondering if you'd like to play in the school concert. Maybe practice with her after school. You don't have to do anything you don't want to do.
- Emma: Can you hear music if you're in Heaven?
- Grace Learner: [pauses] Yes.
- Emma: Okay, then. I'll do it.”
Jennifer Lynn Connelly - Grace Learner
Elle Fanning - Emma

“I have seen paradise. There is a future beyond the Earth.”
Tchéky Karyo - Nostradamus

“- Pauline Parker: Oh, I wish James Mason would do a religious picture! He'd be perfect as Jesus!
- Juliet Hulme: Daddy says the Bible's a load of bunkum!
- Pauline Parker: But we're all going to heaven?
- Juliet Hulme: I'm not! I'm going to The Fourth World... it's sort of like heaven. Only better, because there aren't any Christians!”
Melanie Lynskey - Pauline Parker
Kate Winslet - Juliet Hulme

“- Bailey: You know what I like most about the stars? You look at them, at all of them up there and you just know there's gotta be something more than...
- Tibby: Life?
- Bailey: There has to be.”
Jenna Boyd - Bailey
Amber Tamblyn - Tibby

“- Daredevil: Hey, that light? At the end of the tunnel? Guess what? That's not heaven...
- Jose Quesada: I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
- Daredevil: That's the C train!”
Ben Affleck - Daredevil
Paul Ben-Victor - Jose Quesada

“- John Constantine: I'm a suicide, Angela. When I die, the rules say I've got just one place to go...
- Angela Dodson: You're trying to buy your way into heaven.
- John Constantine: What would you do if you were sentenced to a prison where half the inmates were put there by you?”

Keanu Reeves - John Constantine
Rachel Weisz - Angela Dodson

“Heaven may be closed, I am always open, even on Christmas.”
Viggo Mortensen - Lucifer

“- Judge Elihu Smails: Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the colored boy who went to heaven?
- The Bishop: Yeah, Judge, that's a doozy.”
Ted Knight - Judge Elihu Smails
Henry Wilcoxon

“This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked.”
Al Pacino - Tony Montana

“- Blanky: Help me! I'm stuck!
- Toaster: I hear him.
- Lampy: I don't see him anywhere.
- The Radio: Maybe he's calling from Blanket Heaven. He's a white, fluffly little angel with a knob-nose.”
Timothy E. Day - Blanky
Deanna Oliver - Toaster
Timothy Stack - Lampy
Jon Lovitz - Radio

“Do you believe that if a man repents enough for what he done wrong, than he'll get to go back to the time that was happiest for him and live there forever? Could that be what heaven's like?”
Graham Greene - Arlen Bitterbuck

“- Gandalf: The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass... And then you see it.
- Pippin: What? Gandalf?... See what?
- Gandalf: White shores... and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.
- Pippin: Well, that isn't so bad.
- Gandalf: No... No it isn't.”

Sir Ian McKellen - Gandalf
Billy Boyd - Pippin

“- Bruce Nolan: Is this heaven?
- God: No, this is Mount Everest. You should flip on the Discovery Channel from time to time.”
Jim Carrey - Bruce Nolan
Morgan Freeman - God