Heaven quotes

“The shit is pointing out of the pot! Towards Heaven, to God. My turd is a direct communication from the Holy Father.
No, no, no, no, children. No. Laugh. Laugh! God is... He is the funniest man in the universe.”
Brian Cox - Dr. Finch

“- Evelyn Doyle: Grandma says she got a postcard from Mummy. She's in a place called Australia. Grandma says it's warm there.
- Henry Doyle: Yes, it is. But tell your grandmother that it's not as warm as the place she'll be going next.”
Sophie Vavasseur - Evelyn Doyle
Frank Kelly - Henry Doyle

“- Charlie B. Barkin: Hey! I know we're all dead up here, but so's the music. How about heating it up?
- Vera: Honey, you know it!”
Burt Reynolds - Charlie B. Barkin
Candy Devine - Vera

“- Laforgue: I put my trust in God. He will guide me all the way to paradise.
- Chomina: But you have not seen this paradise. No man should welcome death. This world is a cruel place.”
Lothaire Bluteau - Laforgue
August Schellenberg - Chomina

“May you get to Heaven an hour before the Devil knows you're dead.”

Paul Newman - John Rooney

“- Daniel: Annuka told me they believe that in the forest at night the dead can see. The souls of men hunt the souls of animals.
- Father Laforgue: Is that what she told you? It is childish, Daniel.
- Daniel: Is it harder to believe in than Paradise where we all sit on clouds and look at God?”

Aden Young - Daniel
Lothaire Bluteau - Laforgue

“- Ling Tan: How can you dig such a thing without help? The Earth is stubborn.
- Ling Tan's Wife: Heaven gave me the thought. Heaven will provide the help. The shovel is there.”
Walter Huston - Ling Tan
Aline MacMahon - Ling Tan's Wife

“- Jonah Baldwin: What do you think happens to someone after they die?
- Sam Baldwin: I don't know.
- Jonah Baldwin: Like... do you believe in Heaven?
- Sam Baldwin: I never did. I mean, the whole idea of an afterlife... But now, I don't know. 'Cause I have these dreams. About your mom. And we have these long talks about you and how you're doing,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ross Malinger - Jonah Baldwin
Tom Hanks - Sam Baldwin

“There's no use fighting against the will of heaven.”

Elisabeth Risdon - Mrs. Raskolnikov

“- Richard Twat: What about the watch, then? Is that expensive?
- Mr Nice: Oh, it's just a cheap copy.
- Eddie Elizabeth Ndingombaba: Well, that will do, the pawnbroker is very shortsighted.
- Richard Twat: Eddie means that you don't need a watch in paradise. Time stops here.”
Rik Mayall - Richard Twat
Lisa Palfrey - Mrs. Nice
Adrian Edmondson - Eddie Elizabeth Ndingombaba

“- Manny Singer: Heaven is just something that people make up so they won't feel sad anymore.
- Molly Singer: Well, what's wrong with that?”
Ray Liotta - Manny Singer
Tina Majorino - Molly Singer

“Heaven is just a mouse click away.”
Christopher Grace - Pete Monash

“- Ray Kinsella: Is there a heaven?
- John Kinsella: Oh yeah. It's the place where dreams come true.”
Kevin Costner - Ray Kinsella
Dwier Brown - John Kinsella

“There's a time for everything under heaven. A time to kiss and a time to cuddle.”
Suzanna Hamilton - Izz

“- Oda Mae Brown: I know you don't think I'm giving this 4 million dollars to a bunch of nuns!
- Sam Wheat: Think of it this way, you'll go to Heaven.
- Oda Mae Brown: I don't want to go to Heaven, I want to go to the bank and cash a goddamn check!”
Whoopi Goldberg - Oda Mae Brown
Patrick Swayze - Sam Wheat

“- Lacey Rawlins: You think you can believe there's a heaven if you don't believe in hell?
- John Grady Cole: I guess you can believe what you want to.”
Henry Thomas - Lacey Rawlins
Matt Damon - John Grady Cole

“A whole human life is just a heartbeat here in heaven.”
Robin Williams - Chris Nielsen

“- Itchy Itchiford: I can't believe it! I'm not itchy.
- Charlie Barkin: That's funny. You look like him.
- Itchy Itchiford: No, I mean for the first time in my life, I don't have to scratch!
- Charlie Barkin: Of course not, Itch. This is heaven. Fleas go to the other place.”

Dom DeLuise - Itchy Itchiford
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Barkin

“This life we’ll be over soon. Heaven lasts always.”
Oprah Winfrey - Sofia

“Some people lose their faith because heaven shows them too little. But how many people lose their faith because heaven showed them too much?”
Elias Koteas - Thomas Dagget

“- Chuck Clarke: I feel so small when I look at the stars. How big is Venus?
- Lyle Rogers: How big is Mars?
- Chuck Clarke: I feel so small when I look at the sky. How big is Heaven?
- Lyle Rogers: How big am I?”
Dustin Hoffman - Chuck Clarke
Warren Beatty - Lyle Rogers

“- Ellen: In case you forgot, Preacher, I saved your life last night.
- Cort: No, I think you just stretched it out a bit. I might've even gone to heaven if you'd let me die.
- Ellen: Sorry.”
Russell Crowe - Cort
Sharon Stone - Ellen

“You bring down heaven and raise up a whore!”
Daniel Day-Lewis - John Proctor

“- Katherine: Go to hell!
- Gabriel: Heaven, darling. Heaven. At least get the zip code right.”
Virginia Madsen - Katherine
Christopher Walken - Gabriel

“If not to Heaven, then hand in hand to Hell!”
Peter O'Toole - Pantaloon