Heaven quotes

“- Triola: What's happened to Daddy?
- Yellowbeard: I killed him!
- Dan: He's gone to heaven.
- Triola: Aw, that's nice! He sent all his friends there.”
Stacey Nelkin - Triola
Graham Arthur Chapman - Yellowbeard
Martin Hewitt - Dan

“- Daniel: They have an afterworld of their own.
- Laforgue: They have no concept of one.”

Aden Young - Daniel
Lothaire Bluteau - Laforgue

“Sometimes in life, we are given a choice between being a slave in Heaven or a star in Hell. And Hell does not always look like Hell. On a good day, it can look a lot like L.A.”
David Duchovny - Dr. Eugene Sands

“Everybody wanna to go to Heaven, but nobody wanna die.”
Barry Ford - Lawnboy

“I guess we're both fucked? Least you get to go to heaven. I don't get shit.”

Season Hubley - Niki

“What makes you think you're going upstairs when this is all over? After the life you've led?”

Kevin Pollak - Chicago

“- April Logan: Texas must be heaven.
- Dusty Rivers: It will be when you get there.”
Madeleine Carroll - April Logan
Gary Cooper - Dusty Rivers

“Do they have cameras in heaven?”
Paula Lane - Marilyn Monroe

“- Daniel Miller: Is this Heaven?
- Bob Diamond: No, it isn't Heaven.
- Daniel Miller: Is it Hell?
- Bob Diamond: Nope, it isn't Hell either. Actually, there is no Hell. Although I hear Los Angeles is getting pretty close.”
Albert Brooks - Daniel Miller
Rip Torn - Bob Diamond

“- Imperius: I fully expect to meet you at the Pearly Gates, little thief, and don't you dare disappoint me.
- Gaston: I'll meet you there, Father... even if I have to pick the lock.”
Leo McKern - Imperius
Matthew Broderick - Gaston

“- God: You've earned enough credits to get you into Heaven.
- Steve Brooks: Oh, thank God.
- God, God: You're welcome.”
Richard Provost - God
Perry King - Steve Brooks

“- Julia: Let me see!
- Frank the Monster: No, don't touch it! It's dangerous. It opens doors.
- Julia: What kind of doors?
- Frank the Monster: The doors to the pleasures of Heaven or Hell. I didn't care which.”

Clare Higgins - Julia
Oliver Smith - Frank the Monster

“You never have to buy no fruit on account, it's all on the trees everywhere you turn. And they ain't got no speed limits. I hear your first month's rent is free, state law. So I'm thinking till we get settled we'll just move around from month to month.”

Brad Pitt - Early Grayce

“- Barney: I'm just saying that when we die, there'll be a planet for the French, a planet for the Germans, and we'll all be a lot happier!
- Lisa Simpson: Mr Gumble, you're upsetting me!
- Barney: No I'm not!”
Dan Castellaneta - Barney
Yeardley Smith - Lisa Simpson

“- Bed Two: Will I see God?
- Furnaceman: Forget about it, you haven't got a chance.
- Bed Two: But I didn't do anything. I didn't commit any mortal sins, maybe... okay, maybe a few little sins.
- Furnaceman: Look, you were suppose to love God and love your neighbor. You didn't do either. You loved your parents. Big deal.”
Jeffrey Wright - Bed Two
Wallace Shawn - Furnaceman

“- Barbara: Well, I can't clean anything properly. The vacuum's out in the garage and we can't leave the house. Why don't they tell us something? I mean, where are all the other dead people in the world? Why is it just you and me?
- Adam: Maybe this is heaven.
- Barbara: In heaven there wouldn't be dust on everything.”
Geena Davis - Barbara
Alec Baldwin - Adam

“Lord, I beg you, show your mercy to these savage people, who will never look upon your face in Paradise.”

Lothaire Bluteau - Laforgue

“- Bud Macintosh: Excuse me, miss? Did it hurt?
- Mimi: Did what hurt?
- Bud Macintosh: When you fell from heaven. Did it hurt?”
Pauly Shore - Bud Macintosh

“My idea of the Heaven is a place where they screw you barefoot!”
Kathy Bates - Det. Shirley Vogel

“Heaven is a very nice place. If we're good, we'll all live there someday.”
Shirley Temple - Shirley Blake

“- George Bailey: I know one way you can help me. You don't happen to have 8,000 bucks on you?
- Clarence: No, we don't use money in Heaven.
- George Bailey: Well, it comes in real handy down here, bud!”

James Stewart - George Bailey
Henry Travers - Clarence

“Led Zeppelin was wrong, man. There is no stairway to heaven.”
David 'Shark' Fralick - Brad Deville

“- Mia Baran: Am I alive?
- Nicole Horner: No, you are dead, this is Heaven and I am Virgin Mary.”
Isabelle Adjani - Mia Baran
Sharon Stone - Nicole Horner

“The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven.”
Christian Slater - J.D.

Years later, of all the Gospels I learnt in seminary school, a verse from St. Paul stays with me, it is perhaps the strangest passage in the Bible, in which he writes: "Even now in heaven there are angels carrying savage weapons”.
Elias Koteas - Thomas Dagget