Heaven quotes

“God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls!”
R. Lee Ermey - Gny. Sgt. Hartman

“It's better to be blind in Heaven then sighted in Hell.”
Phoebe Legere - Claire

“Everybody want go heaven. Nobody want dead. Afraid.”
Basil Wallace - Screwface

“Paradise and hell both can be earthly.”
Gérard Depardieu - Columbus

“- Harry's Father: I'm a Jew. I don't believe in Heaven.
- Harry Block: Where do you want to go?
- Harry's Father: A Chinese restaurant.”
Gene Saks - Harry's Father
Woody Allen - Harry Block

“You've never seen the ocean? Don't you know what happens when you get to Heaven? In Heaven, all they talk about is the ocean. How gorgeously beautiful it is. And all the sunsets that they saw. How you could feel the sun loose its strength. And how the cool water splashed forward and the only fire left was the fire in their souls.”
Til Schweiger - Martin Brest

“- Maxwell: I'm a doctor and I believe in the spirit world.
- Andrew: You have to, Maxwell, that's where all your patients end up.”
Tony Roberts - Maxwell
Woody Allen - Andrew

“I pledge and consecrate my heart, my brain, my body, and my limbs and swear by all the powers of Heaven and Hell to devote my life to the obedience of my superiors and that no danger or peril shall deter me from executing their orders.”

Humphrey Bogart - Frank Taylor

“Don't go mistaking paradise for a pair of long legs.”
Mary Stuart Masterson - Watts