Job quotes
1084 job quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Red Eye
“- Lisa Reisert: So what is it you do?
- Jackson Rippner: Government overthrows, flashy high-profile assassinations. The usual.
- Lisa Reisert: Ok. Why don't you just tell me what you do?
- Jackson Rippner: I already did.” - From the movie: Office Space
“- Peter: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
- Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
- Peter: Yeah.
- Dr. Swanson...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Protocol
“- Vice President Merck: Sunny, what are your plans?
- Sunny: I don't have any. I mean, well, I have a job at the Safari club and Lou, well, he's my boss and he's really a nice guy and everything, but business hasn't been so hot and I was kind of hoping for an advancement, you know, but the problem is that Lou's aunt works the cash register and...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Ladyhawke
- From the movie: Cousins
- From the movie: Vegas Vacation
“Oh My God! It's Wayne Newton! Can I be your bodyguard? I'd die for ya.”
- From the movie: The Bank Dick
“I've been in consultation with our Director and we've decided that what has been needed in this bank for a long time is a special officer. Or, to refer to the article of the underworld, a bank dick. In lieu of your heroism, your valiant, dauntless courage, I have the honor to offer you this position.”
- From the movie: The Aviator
- From the movie: Failure to Launch
“Young men develop self-esteem best during a romantic relationship, so I simulate one: we have a memorable meeting, we get to know each other over a few casual meals, he helps me through an emotional crisis, then I meet his friends, if he has any, then I let him teach me something; but, the bottom line is, he bonds with me, he lets go of you, he...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Gas, Food Lodging
- From the movie: Mimic
“This is what I love about my job. I get to travel, see the world, meet new cultures. I mean, it's all bacterial, but hey, what the fuck?”
- From the movie: Mr. Deeds
“- Shareholder: I wanted to be a magician!
- Longfellow Deeds: What do you do now?
- Shareholder: I operate a pornographic website.
- Longfellow Deeds: I guess that makes people happy too, in a much grosser way.” - From the movie: Employee of the Month
“- Vince: I realize that you don't care about your job, but I do.
- Zack: And I want to thank you for caring about my job, really.” - From the movie: Saving Silverman
“- Wayne: I'm in a related field.
- Judith: Really? What is it?
- Wayne: Pest and rodent removal.
- Judith: How is that related?
- Wayne: We both help people.” - From the movie: Fools Rush In
“- Alex Whitman: There was nothing I could do the deal starts July 1st.
- Isabel Fuentes: Tell them to wait.
- Alex Whitman: I can't do that.
- Isabel Fuentes: Can't or won't?
- Alex Whitman: I've worked to long, too hard...
- Isabel Fuentes: To what? To share your life with someone who loves you? Who cares for you? Alex you have to be there...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Death of a Salesman
“No man only needs a little salary.”
- From the movie: In the Line of Fire
- From the movie: With Honors
“- Everett Calloway: You're a mechanic?
- Simon Wilder: No, I'm a Zen Buddhist, but that's close enough.” - From the movie: The Man Who Came to Dinner
“After one month with you, Mr. Whiteside, I am going to work in a munitions factory. From now on, anything I can do to help exterminate the human race will fill me with the greatest of pleasure.”
- From the movie: Cannery Row
“- Suzy DeSoto: I'd still like a job.
- Fauna Flood: As what?
- Suzy DeSoto: You know, a... floozy.
- Fauna Flood: Well first off, we don't call ourselves floozies in here. And second, you ever done this kind of thing before?
- Suzy DeSoto: What do you got to do besides lie down?
- Fauna Flood: You gotta pretend that you like it!” - From the movie: Eight Men Out
- From the movie: Mary Poppins
“- Jane: Mary Poppins, we won't let you go!
- Mary Poppins: Go? What on earth are you talking about?
- Michael: Didn't you get sacked?
- Mary Poppins: Sacked? Certainly not. I am never sacked!
- Jane: Oh, Mary Poppins!
- Jane, Michael: Hurrah, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray...
- Mary Poppins: Neither am I a Maypole. Kindly stop spinning...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Waiting
- From the movie: Her Alibi
“- Sam: What did you say she did back in Romania?
- Phil Blackwood: Receptionist?” - From the movie: The Burbs
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