Job quotes

“- Prince Henry: Where are your attendants?
- Danielle: I... decided to give them the day off.
- Prince Henry: [incredulously] A day off? From what, life?
- Danielle: Don't you ever tire of having people wait on you all the time?
- Prince Henry: Well, yes, but... they're servants, it's what they do.”
Dougray Scott - Prince Henry
Drew Barrymore - Danielle

“- Jinx: [talking about the lay-off] Your not exactly walking out of here empty handed, You got your pension and I'll give you this months gas money.
- Larry: There's only one more thing I want.
- Jinx: What?
- Larry: Disability!
- Jinx: [Jinx goes to window and tries to open it and jump out but is grabbed by Jack]
- Jinx: Hey keep that sense of...” (continue)(continue reading)

Jeffrey Tambor - Jinx
Chris Lloyd - Larry

“- Trautman: You're the last of an elite group, don't end it like this.
- Rambo: Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of million dollar equipment, back here I can't even hold a job parking cars!”

Richard Crenna - Trautman
Sylvester Stallone - Rambo

“An actor can't always act, sometimes he has to work.”

Jeffrey DeMunn - Art Weissman

“Jimmy, rule number one, never get involved with a patient. Nurses, that's another story. But patient is no good, it never works out.”

Leo Rossi - Budd

“It's not just a job! It's a fucking adventure!”
Pepe Serna - Lt. Ray Garcia

“This job's going to be harder than... trying to right a rhinoceros.”

Wilford Brimley - Iowa Bob

“- Lynn Bracken: There's blood on your shirt. Is that an integral part of your job?
- Bud White: Yeah.
- Lynn Bracken: Do you enjoy it?
- Bud White: When they deserve it.”
Kim Basinger - Lynn Bracken
Russell Crowe - Bud White

“I'm a prosecutor. I'm part of the business of accusing, judging and punishing. I explore the evidence of a crime and determine who is charged, who is brought to this room to be tried before his peers.”
Harrison Ford - Rusty Sabich

- Frank: Did you ever think about getting a job?
- Larry Buckman: Oh great. Oh that is just great now. What did you always tell me? "Make your mark, don't be one of the numbers".
- Frank: You misunderstood me. You weren't listening.
Jason Robards - Frank
Tom Hulce - Larry

“Never send an adult to do a kid's job.”
Alexa PenaVega - Carmen Cortez

“- Clark Kent: Thanks for giving me my job back.
- Perry White: Don't thank me. Thank Norm Parker for dying!
- Jimmy Olsen: It was his time.”
Brandon Routh - Clark Kent
Frank Langella - Perry White
Sam Huntington - Jimmy Olsen

“- Mr. Simms: Do you have any experience?
- Robbie Hart: No, sir, I have no experience but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.”

Kevin Nealon - Mr. Simms
Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart

“The full time observation of David Larabee is not a recognized profession. Get out of that tree.”

John Wood - Fairchild

“- Melanie Parker: You're the most important thing in the world.
- Sammy Parker: No, I'm not. Your job is.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker
Alex D. Linz - Sammy Parker

“- Unemployment Official: Mr. Rabbitte, you've been collecting unemployment benefit for two years. Are you trying to tell me you can't get a job?
- Jimmy Rabbitte: We're a third world country - what can you do?”
Pat Leavy - Unemployment Official
Robert Arkins - Jimmy Rabbitte

“- Mr. Grover: If you're a detective, I'm a monkey's uncle.
- Wolf J. Flywheel: Keep your family out of this!”
Douglass Dumbrille - Mr. Grover
Groucho Marx - Wolf J. Flywheel

“I'm here to save lives.”

Ashton Kutcher - Jake Fischer

“- Z: Why'd I have to be born a worker? You soldiers get all the glory. Plus, you get to go out in the world. You know, you meet interesting insects; you get to kill them.
- Weaver: Yeah, but you get to spend all day with those beautiful worker girls.
- Z: Weaver, they're career girls. They're obsessed with digging.”
Woody Allen - Z
Sylvester Stallone - Weaver

“Hi. I'm, uh, I'm a pet psychiatrist. I sell couch insurance. Mm hmm, and I... and I test-market positive thinking. I lead a weekend men's group, we specialize in ritual killings. Yeah, you look great! God, yeah! Hi, how are you? Hi, how are you? Hi, I'm Martin Blank, you remember me? I'm not married, I don't have any kids, but I'd blow your head...” (continue)(continue reading)

John Cusack - Martin Q. Blank

“- Sean Vetter: They call us down here. They take away our weapons? They expect us to go into a building full of drunken cartel gunmen unarmed? I mean, that isn't fun.
- Ty Frost: You're not gettin' paid to have fun. Good luck, gentlemen.”

Vin Diesel - Sean Vetter
Steve Eastin - Ty Frost

“- Ardeth Bay: They once again removed the creature from his grave.
- Jonathan: I don't mean to point fingers, but isn't it your job to make sure that it doesn't happen?”
Oded Fehr - Ardeth Bay
John Hannah - Jonathan

“- Jack Brown: I'm writing a book. Writing a book is a job.
- Stanley: No, writing a book is a cop out.”
Richard Pryor - Jack Brown
Tony Burton - Stanley

“Murder is my business.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“- Tony Montana: You know what your problem is, pussycat?
- Elvira Hancock: What is my problem, Tony?
- Tony Montana: You got nothing to do with your life, man. Why don't you get a job? Do something, be a nurse. Work with blind kids, lepurs, that kind of thing. Anything beats you waiting around all day, waiting for me to fuck you, I'll tell you...” (continue)(continue reading)
Al Pacino - Tony Montana
Michelle Pfeiffer - Elvira Hancock