Kidnapping quotes

“- Chi-Chi: I'm the Latina Marilyn Monroe. I've got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
- Vida: Now she's gonna get herself kidnapped by some mountain man and we will have to rescue her.”
John Leguizamo - Chi-Chi
Patrick Swayze - Vida

“I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.”

Liam Neeson - Bryan Mills

“- Sandy: No matter what I do, there's nothing I can say... she just tears into me! She hates me.
- Ken Kessler: Sandy, you're her kidnapper. She's supposed to hate you.”

Helen Slater - Sandy Kessler
Judge Reinhold - Ken Kessler

“You can't do this to me, I'm an American.”

Karen Allen - Marion

“Who are you? The world’s laziest kidnapper? Why would I tell you where my kid is?”
Isla Fisher - Mackenzie

“- Conchita: Carmen, tonight you are to be El Guapo's woman. I am going to give you some hints about lovemaking with El Guapo.
- Carmen: I would rather die first!
- Conchita: Tell me, Carmen, do you know what foreplay is?
- Carmen: No...
- Conchita: Good! Neither does El Guapo.”

Loyda Ramos - Conchita
Patrice Martinez - Carmen

“- Coach: Wait a minute, that's the kidnap victim, ain't it? You didn't kill her.
- Wayne: No, coach.
- Coach: I'm real disappointing in you boys.”
R. Lee Ermey - Coach
Steve Zahn - Wayne

“My son, Paul, must be very frightened right now. I know I'm frightened for him. So to the people who took him, I don't care why you did this but I ask as a mother that you think of your own children or a child that you once were and set my boy free. Thank you.”
Michelle Williams - Gail Harris

“- Captain Richard Phillips: There's gotta be something other than being a fisherman and kidnapping people.
- Muse: Maybe in America, Irish. Maybe in America.”
Tom Hanks - Captain Richard Phillips
Barkhad Abdi - Muse

“- Captain Waxman: Oh, it's agent Kressler. It's a PO named Webley. It's patrol officers from Kimble's murder who said you acted in an insensitive manner. It's a goddamn Greek chorus of folks, Jerry. There are complaints of excessive drinking, language unbecoming an officer, physical intimidation and kidnapping.
- Jerry Beck: I didn't kidnap...” (continue)(continue reading)
Hy Anzell - Captain Waxman
Don Johnson - Jerry Beck

“- Zak Gibbs: Do you have any money?
- Dr. Earl Dopler: You can't ask your hostage for money!”
Jesse Bradford - Zak Gibbs
French Stewart - Dr. Earl Dopler

“What if all these children that go missing...what if they are all connected?”
Lyriq Bent - Jordan

“- Col. Nick Alexander: The Algerian Commandos are going to break into the plane.
- Ingrid: No, don't. All the hostages in Beirut, they'll kill them all.
- Col. Nick Alexander: What hostages?
- Ingrid: The guys from the navy and all the Jews they took off the plane when the other hijackers came on.”
Lee Marvin - Col. Nick Alexander
Hanna Schygulla - Ingrid

“I remember the day they came and took us away, the soldiers... hunting us. No one will stand up for us, we have to save ourselves.”
Tahyna MacManus - Kayla's Sister

“- Natalie Voss: You kidnapped me with a candy bar?
- Jack Hammond: It makes a handy weapon in a pinch.”
Kristy Swanson - Natalie Voss
Charlie Sheen - Jack Hammond

“We have your movie star. Gather one hundred thousand dollars and await instructions. Who are we? The Future.”

Josh Brolin - Eddie Mannix

“- Emily Middleton: Let's go out tonight. Hair, makeup, boobs... we're going out!
- Linda Middleton: Emily, I am not going out at night.
- Emily Middleton: Everything shouldn't be so scary.
- Ruth: Oh, it damn well should. One in four tourists are kidnapped.
- Emily Middleton: Not true.
- Ruth: One, two, three... Somebody's missing.”
Amy Schumer - Emily Middleton
Goldie Hawn - Linda Middleton
Wanda Sykes - Ruth

“- Mrs. Hill: You don't look nothing like your picture.
- Kansas Hill: Grandma and Grandpa sent you a picture of a neighbor girl. They didn't want you to break out and come kidnap me.
- Mrs. Hill: Thank God, I was starting to think I killed the wrong man.”
Sean Young - Mrs. Hill
Mena Suvari - Kansas Hill

“You're right, it's a classic kidnapping. They took our children and the canned goods and pasta.”
Nick Offerman - Frank

“I want the guys who took your daughter.”

Sung Kang - Taylor Kwon

“There was a king, and he had a daughter, and she was abducted. The king, he swore to protect her, but while he was indulging himself shamefully, she was abducted. Now, the king's advisors, they knew that if she came home, she would reveal the king's shame to the country. So they told the king that she was dead.”
Val Kilmer - Scott

“Without a hostage, there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules.”
John Goodman - Walter Sobchak

“- Maddy Wirtz: This is kidnapping!
- Legs Sadovsky: It's only a word, Maddy, don't let it scare you.
- Maddy Wirtz: You're what's scaring me.”
Hedy Burress - Maddy Wirtz
Angelina Jolie - Legs Sadovsky

“- Jude: What did you mean when you said you were here to kidnap me?
- Les: I'm rescuing you. Taking you to the Big Apple.
- Jude: And why would I go with you?
- Les: I'm offering you Manhattan, champ. Don't play hard to get.”
Asa Butterfield - Jude
Ethan Hawke - Les

“- Dr. Kate McTiernan: Somebody help me. My name is Kate! I'm Kate McTiernan! I'm a doctor at the Carolina Regional Medical Center. I need help! I know you can hear me. Come on! Who's out there? Somebody help. My name is Kate McTiernan. Somebody talk to me! Who is out there?
- Naomi Cross: My name is Naomi Cross. I've been here for 8 days, I think.”

Ashley Judd - Dr. Kate McTiernan
Gina Ravera - Naomi Cross