Lawyers quotes

“- Kate Sullivan: For someone who has nothing nice to say about lawyers, you certainly have plenty of them around.
- Lawrence Garfield: They're like nuclear warheads. They have theirs, so I have mine. Once you use them, they fuck up everything.”
Penelope Ann Miller - Kate Sullivan
Danny DeVito - Lawrence Garfield

“Fighting's for suckers. I'm going to night school to be a lawyer. These hands are for reading books.”

Harry Hamlin - Joey Popchik

- Stan "Zeedo" Zedkov: You're not under arrest, Meg, which means you have no right to an attorney.
- Meg Coburn: It also means I can walk out the fucking door.
Michael Rooker - Stan "Zeedo" Zedkov
Mira Sorvino - Meg Coburn

Lawyers wearing 400 dollar suits who come up to cops in hallways and say, "Hey pal, listen, this case doesn't mean shit. Here's 50 dollars". Here's a hundred dollars. Five hundred dollars. Fifteen thousand dollars. Fifteen thousand dollars! Fuck, I mean, we know how you guys become judges. You pay 50 thousand and zap you're wearing robes! You... (continue)(continue reading)
Treat Williams - Detective Daniel Ciello

“- Charles Tuttle: I don't pose, I don't preen, I don't put perjured testimony on the stand. I don't make a mockery of the American legal system.
- Richard Rietti: Well, you have your style, and I got mine.”
Jeff Daniels - Charles Tuttle
Michael Richards - Richard Rietti

“- Oliver Rose: And you better get yourself a damn good lawyer!
- Barbara Rose: Best your money can buy!”
Michael Douglas - Oliver Rose
Kathleen Turner - Barbara Rose

“They say a man who represents himself has a fool for a client. Well, with God as my witness, I am that fool!”
Raul Julia - Gomez Addams

“All I want from bankers is a new calendar every year and all I care about lawyers is they're back in their coffins before the sun comes up.”
James Garner - F. Ross Johnson

- Sidney Bruhl: This is Clifford Anderson, my secretary; my friend, Porter Milgrim.
- Clifford Anderson: How do you do, sir?
- Porter Milgrim: How do you do?
- Clifford Anderson: Nice to meet you.
- Sidney Bruhl: I would say "my attorney", but he'd bill me.
Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Bruhl
Christopher Reeve - Clifford Anderson
Henry Jones - Porter Milgrim

“- Grandpa Sam: Are you a good lawyer? Honest?
- Arthur Kirkland: Being honest doesn't have much to do with being a lawyer.
- Grandpa Sam: If you're not honest, you've got nothing.”
Lee Strasberg - Grandpa Sam
Al Pacino - Arthur Kirkland

“You are making a mockery of my courtroom and I'm not going to allow it. I suggest you start representing your client and stop representing yourself.”

Alfre Woodard - Shoat

“- Charlie Gordon: Should've had him neutered.
- Liz LaBreche: Oh, I did, ha ha. Except I used an attorney instead of a doctor.”

Walter Matthau - Charlie Gordon
Dyan Cannon - Liz LaBreche