Lawyers quotes
237 lawyers quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Tequila Sunrise
“As dumb as Andy is, he's my lawyer.”
- From the movie: Hamlet 2
“I'm a short blonde chick and I play to the death. I pick cases I can win; because, I want to win big. Cases with controversy and headlines and steaming piles of shit flying left and right - mostly left.”
- From the movie: Paternity
My father always told me: "You can do anything you want in life, so long as you go to law school".
- From the movie: Deep Cover
“- Hernandez: Lawyers are great, Jewish even better, but I need some Spades. Politicians like dark faces so they can scare the suburbs into voting Republican.
- Felix Barbosa: Lawyers and spades? I got the trifecta, two dealers and a girl who does the wash, two niggers and a kike, all Democrats.
- Hernandez: You're my man.” - From the movie: Critical Care
“Before we prepare a case it is absolutely essential that we know the truth, so that we can teach our witnesses to articulate truth to our best advantage.”
- From the movie: Planes, Trains & Automobiles
- From the movie: Sweet Home Alabama
- From the movie: Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
- From the movie: Liar Liar
- From the movie: Spartan
“- Nadya: I'm entitled to my lawyer...
- Miller: You're entitled to shit. You're entitled to tell me what you know.” - From the movie: To Live and Die in L.A.
- From the movie: Rising Sun
“Must be nice to fuck a lawyer, instead of always being fucked by one.”
- From the movie: Employee of the Month
“- David Walsh: You know this review process, it's... you have. I bet it's illegal. I could sue you.
- Bill Gartin: Go ahead. You'll lose, because the best lawyer wins, and mine are the best. They're Ivy League assholes, and they'd wrap a lamp cord around a new born baby's neck rather than lose to a schmuck like you.” - From the movie: Blow
- From the movie: 8mm
“Do you think people like the Christians hire us to invite us to their dinner parties? It's our job to clean up their royal messes.”
- From the movie: The Devil's Advocate
“Law is the ultimate backstage pass. There are now more students in law schools than lawyers walking the streets.”
- From the movie: A Few Good Men
“I get paid no matter how much time you spend in jail.”
- From the movie: Another Stakeout
- From the movie: Madea's Family Reunion
- From the movie: Crimes of the Heart
- From the movie: A Time to Kill
“It ain't easy saving the world, even one case at a time.”
- From the movie: Snow Dogs
“I'm an attorney, the justice of the peace and a bush pilot. A classic triple threat.”
- From the movie: The Rainmaker
“How do you know when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.”
- From the movie: RoboCop
“- Slimey Lawyer: Attempted murder? Well, it's not like he killed someone. This is a clear violation of my client's civil rights.
- Bail Bondsman: Make it aggravated assault and I can make bail, in cash, now!
- Sergeant Warren Reed: Listen, pal, your client's a scumbag, you're a scumbag, and scumbags see the judge on Monday morning! Now, get out...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Jesse James
“It's the lawyers - gol-dang it - it's the lawyers are messin' up the whole world!”
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