Manhood quotes

“- Tracy Woodside: See, he doesn't speak.
- Brian Gilcrest: He just said a lot, actually.
- Tracy Woodside: What did he say?
- Brian Gilcrest: 'Check out my manliness, dude. I've been working out and I'm a little too handsome to ever see you as a threat, Brian. Good evening'
- Tracy Woodside: He said that?
- Brian Gilcrest: He's actually very...” (continue)(continue reading)

Rachel McAdams - Tracy Woodside
Bradley Cooper - Brian Gilcrest

“There are three things a man must do alone: be born, die and, well, we all know the other one.”

John Leguizamo - Cholo

- Albert Goldman: Oh God, I pierced the toast!
- Armand Goldman: So what? The important thing to remember is not to go to pieces when that happens. You have to react like a man, calmly. You have to say to yourself, "Albert, you pierced the toast, so what? It's not the end of your life".
Nathan Lane - Albert Goldman
Robin Williams - Armand Goldman

“Boys in their twenties are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they're immature.”
Megan Fox

“You're not a real man until you're 27.”
Wes Bentley - James

“Have you fucked before? Where is she buried?”

Amy Schumer - Amy

“- Don Vito Corleone: Tell me, do you spend time with your family?
- Johnny Fontane: Sure I do.
- Don Vito Corleone: Good. Because a man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.”
Marlon Brando - Don Vito Corleone
Al Martino - Johnny Fontane

“- Young Quincy: Can't do this shit!
- Zeke McCall: Boy, what did I tell you about using that word?
- Young Quincy: Can't should never be in a man's vocabulary.
- Zeke McCall: And why not?
- Young Quincy: Cause when you say can't you ain’t a man!”
Glenndon Chatman - Young Quincy
Dennis Haysbert - Zeke McCall

“Please let him earn more money than I do, you might not understand that now but believe me, you will one day otherwise that's a recipe for disaster. And hopefully, some hair on his head. I mean, that's not even a deal breaker these days. A nice smile. Yea, a nice smile just might do it.”

Vera Farmiga - Alex Goran

“Here you go... You're not as old as I thought you were.”

Zack Pearlman - Davis

“Never mess with a man's jewels, mate!”

Tom Hardy - Reggie Kray

“- Melanie Parker: Your Peter Pan complex is so 90's.
- Jack Taylor: What Peter Pan complex?
- Melanie Parker: The one you're so proud of.
- Jack Taylor: Do you have any friends?
- Melanie Parker: I don't have time for friends.
- Jack Taylor: That's because of your Captain Hook complex.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker
George Clooney - Jack Taylor

“I dare do all that may become a man. Who dares do more is none.”
Michael Fassbender - Macbeth

Nobody calls men "men" anymore. Have you noticed? Women went from "girls" to "women."Men went from "men" to "boys?" This is a problem in the big picture.
Anne Hathaway - Jules

“- Zero: What happened?
- M. Gustave: What happened, my dear Zero, is I beat the living shit out of a sniveling little runt called Pinky Bandinski, who had the gall to question my virility. Because, if there's one thing we've learned from penny dreadfuls, it's that when you find yourself in a place like this, you must never be a candy ass; you've...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tony Revolori - Zero
Ralph Fiennes - M. Gustave

“- Money Mike: Speaking of which, where was yo antennas when them niggas was tryin' to rob me?!
- Woman: I'm sorry.
- Money Mike: Don't be sorry hoe, be careful! I am tired of your presence, dismissed!”
Katt Williams - Money Mike

“What am I looking at right now? Are you guys, soldiers or the casts of Magic Mike? Are you gonna fight or dance naked?”

Josh Gad - Ludlow

“Shut the fuck up! Fuck the sissy psychological leadership bullshit! My leadership balls are atom bombs! 100 megatons each!”
Dieter Laser - Bill Boss

“You're gonna get killed. And I came here to stand next to you while that happens 'cause that's what friends do... that's what men do.”
Seth Rogen - Steve Wozniak

“- Mr. Jones: I look better than you!
- Uncle Elroy: You don't!
- Mr. Jones: I cook better than you!
- Uncle Elroy: You can't!
- Mr. Jones: My dick is bigger than yours!
- Uncle Elroy: It was cold that night! ”
John Witherspoon - Mr. Jones
Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy

“- Rod Tidwell: I feel for you, man. But a real man wouldn't shoplift the pootie from a single mom.
- Jerry Maguire: I didn't shoplift the pootie.
[Rod Tidwell gives him a long Look]
- Jerry Maguire: All right. I shoplifted the pootie.”
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Rod Tidwell
Tom Cruise - Jerry Maguire

“Say something! Do something! Be a man! I already have a butler!”

Glenn Close - Sunny von Bülow

“- Rusty Duritz: How old are you?
- Russ Duritz: Forty. In a couple days.
- Rusty Duritz: That is old! I'm turning eight. In a couple days.
- Russ Duritz: Eight. You're eight. I'm eight.
- Rusty Duritz: This is scary.
- Russ Duritz: No. This is hilarious.”
Spencer Breslin - Rusty Duritz
Bruce Willis - Russ Duritz

“It takes a real man to wear Puce.”
Colin Farrell - Jerry

“Hey, Fisher. Win like a man, lose like a man.”
Kevin Spacey - Micky Rosa