Manhood quotes

“You can flush your manhood down the toilet.”

Rick Zumwalt - Joshua

“I grew to manhood, and in the fullness of time, I became the leader... the Chief of the Great Northern Tribe. And the Road Warrior? That was the last we ever saw of him. He lives now... only in my memories.”

Harold Baigent - Voice of Narrator

“- Sebastian de Rosa: I think this is a manhood ritual. The humaniod ones, they've been sent here to prove that they're worthy to become adults.
- Alexa Woods: You're saying, they're, what, teenagers?”
Raoul Bova - Sebastian de Rosa
Sanaa Lathan - Alexa Woods

“Have a drink with your old man. Be somebody!”

Bruce Dern - Woody Grant

“Y'all look good in y'all little tight-ass rent-a-cop outfits. Merry Christmas, niggettes.”
Terry Crews - Damon

“- Stu: Do you even know how to get home?
- Alan: Of course I do. I'm a grown man. I'll ask a stranger.”
Ed Helms - Stu
Zach Galifianakis - Alan

“- Robert Langdon: This is the original icon for male. It's a rudimentary phallus.
- Sophie Neveu: Quite to the point.
- Sir Leigh Teabing: Yes, indeed.
- Robert Langdon: This is know as the blade. It represents aggression and manhood. It's a symbol still used today in modern military uniforms.
- Sir Leigh Teabing: Yes, the more penises you have,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tom Hanks - Robert Langdon
Audrey Tautou - Sophie Neveu
Sir Ian McKellen - Sir Leigh Teabing

“- Diane: Listen, can I bum a cigarette?
- Alex Jurel: Diane, look, I don't think...
- Diane: Mr. Jurel, I just had an abortion. I think I'm old enough to smoke.”

Laura Dern - Diane
Nick Nolte - Alex Jurel

“Grow up. You are so afraid to take things seriously.”

Elisha Cuthbert - Carly Jones

“- Nina Ivanovna Yakushova aka Ninotchka: What have you done for mankind?
- Count Leon d'Algout: Not so much for mankind... for womankind, my record isn't quite so bleak.”
Greta Garbo - Nina Ivanovna Yakushova aka Ninotchka
Melvyn Douglas - Count Leon d'Algout

“A man's gonna do anything for his family.”
Ed Harris - Eddie Lorenzo

“- Jimmy McGinty: A real man admits his fears. That's what I'm asking you to do here tonight. Fears... lets talk about them.
- Clifford Franklin: I'm scared of spiders, Coach.”
Gene Hackman - Jimmy McGinty
Orlando Jones - Clifford Franklin

“Real men don't play bridge.”

Russell Crowe - Max Skinner

“You like music, listen to this. I was into these dudes before anyone. Wanted me to be their manager. I called bullshit on that. Managing a pop group is no job for a man.”
Sy Richardson - Lite

“Too late dude, she's with me right now. She says that my peepee's way bigger than yours. And that's if I fold it in half.”

Rob Schneider - Jessica

“Ariel, listen to me. The human world is a mess. Life under the sea is better than anything they got up there.”
Samuel E. Wright - Sebastian

“You ain't never killed anybody before, have you? It ain't like steppin' on ants, Jake. It takes a man to kill... you man enough to kill, Jake?”
Denzel Washington - Alonzo

“Nothing is either all masculine or all feminine except having
sex.”
Marlo Thomas

“- April: Can i see it?
- Jessica: Alright, you wanna see it? Here, i'll shut you up.
- April: Nice. Nice. I mean, you know... I've only seen a couple, but that's definitely top five.
- Jessica: Top five? How many have you seen?
- April: Five, not including my little brother's.
- Jessica: You slut!”
Anna Faris - April
Rob Schneider - Jessica

“That's one of the advantages of being an adult. You get to act like a kid anytime you feel like it.”

George Clooney - Jack Taylor

“- Young William: I can fight.
- Malcolm Wallace: I know. I know you can fight. But it's our wits that make us men.”
James Robinson - Young William
Sean Lawlor - Malcolm Wallace

“- April: So... do you really have a penis?
- Jessica: I don't think you get the gravity of the situation here.
- April: Can I see it?
- Jessica: April!
- April: Sorry... can I see it [Jessica shoots April a hard look]?
- April: Come on, it's not every day that your best friend grows a penis. ”
Rob Schneider - Jessica
Anna Faris - April

“You ain't no man till you split dark oak.”
Peter Boyle - Buck Grotowski

“- Man Stoner: Ohhh! Ohhh!
- Pedro: Hey, how far you goin' man?
- Man Stoner: [points to the curb] Hey, right here would be fine, man!
- Pedro: What, you're not afraid of a little speed, are ya man?
- Man Stoner: Wha, you got some speed, man?
- Pedro: Huh? Speed? Oh, no, I don't got no speed man. But you know what I do got? I got a joint man!
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tommy Chong - Anthony 'Man' Stoner
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas

“Oh My... Cock!”

Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters