Manhood quotes

“Ease up on the steroids. Juice will make your jewels shrivel up like sun-dried tomatoes.”

Pauly Shore - Crawl

“There's a kick in fighting for a man's life. There's mystery! There's intrigue! I like the troubles of bootleggers, chorus girls and head waiters. They're human! They're alive!”
Warner Baxter - Jackson 'Jack' Durant

“- Peter McCallister: Hey Kevin, you better go put your tie on. We don't wanna be late for the Christmas pageant.
- Kevin McCallister: My tie is in the bathroom and I can't go in because Uncle Frank is taking a shower. He says that if I walked in there and saw him naked, I'd grow up never feeling like a real man.”
John Heard - Peter McCallister
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“- Susan Vance: You're angry, aren't you?
- David Huxley: Yes, I am!
- Susan Vance: Mm-hmm. The love impulse in man frequently reveals itself in terms of conflict.”

Katharine Hepburn - Susan Vance
Cary Grant - David Huxley

“Here's where we separate the men from the boys.”

John Candy - Buck Russell

“- Grace: When are you coming home?
- Anthony Adams: I can't come home, Grace, I'm an adult.”
Shea Fowler - Grace
Luke Wilson - Anthony Adams

“- Dave: Matt Wilson? I mean, what a jerk! What does she see in him, anyway?
- Stoney: Well, he's got the buff spikes chillin' on top of his melon, obviously, right?, - dude, he's checking her cheeks! oh oh! - he's got the serious beak, and his own personal holding company full of fundage, bro, that he weases off of ma... ma...
- Dave: [finishing...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sean Astin - Dave
Pauly Shore - Stoney Brown