Manhood quotes

“We're down in the mud, rolled over, rolled over, the dog is fighting, biting, scratching, kicking and I'm screaming, crying, grabbing to run to get a stand up with following with my elbow on him. Here's his neck break. He's dead. He's not breathing, he's not biting. I'm covered up with blood. I stand up, wipe the blood off. I licked it. And my...” (continue)(continue reading)

Gary Busey - Doc Hawkins

“You know, honestly by the time you're 34, all the physical requirements just go out the window. You secretly pray that he'll be taller than you. Not an asshole would be nice. Just someone who enjoys my company, comes from a good family. You don't think about that when you're younger.”

Vera Farmiga - Alex Goran

“Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone.”

Clint Eastwood - Walt Kowalsky

“- Mrs. Lefkowitz: My son - 55 - still single.
- Lewis Feldman: Gay?
- Mrs. Lefkowitz: I wish - immature.”
Francine Beers - Mrs. Lefkowitz
Jerry Adler - Lewis Feldman

“- Dale Doback: Dad, we're men. That means a few things, we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do, and now that is all wrecked.
- Dr. Robert Doback: We literally have never done any of those things.”
John C. Reilly - Dale Doback
Richard Jenkins - Dr. Robert Doback

“- April: Good morning, did you sleep well?
- Jessica: Surprisingly, yes.
- April: Did you have any intresting dreams?
- Jessica: Not in particular, why?
- April: [points down]
- Jessica: Oh my god my first boner! ”
Anna Faris - April
Rob Schneider - Jessica

“Ooooh check out the sweet buns on that guy! I'd like to get my hands on those ... ... aand wish they were womens' breasts. I'd squeeze the hell out of 'em. Maybe put a steak on 'em. Cause I'm a Guy. And that's what Guys like me like to do!”

Rob Schneider - Jessica

“- Andie: [thrusts herself onto Ben] Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play?
- Ben: Who's Princess Sophia?
- [Andie points at his crotch]
- Ben: Nah-nah-nah, nah! Whoa, whoa, you're kidding me, right? Princess Sophia?
- Andie: Little, big, little, big? I don't know. We will find out!
- Ben: Alright listen, you can't name my... my member...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry

“- Britney: I am a virgin.
- Brad: Shh. I'm a quarterback, babe. People expect me to score.”
Hayden Panettiere - Britney
Jake McDorman - Brad

“I spent my whole life trying not to be careless. Women and children can afford to be careless, but not men.”
Marlon Brando - Don Vito Corleone

“And for me I'll have a screaming orgasm on the beach with extra sugar on the rim! Yum! ... A, better make that last one a brewski....double Brewski!”
Rob Schneider - Jessica

“- Veal Chop: Are you psyched to become a man?
- Big Fat Bernie Gayle: I don't know.”
Paul Giamatti - Veal Chop
Michael Lerner - Big Fat Bernie Gayle

“Love's made a young man of me.”
George Dzundza - Leo Lemke

“As adults, we must now prepare for our new life outside this wonderful environment known as Springwood High. So let's blow this pop stand!”
Danny Hassel - Dan

“Every night before he goes to bed, I massage his hamstrings with evaporated milk.”

Brian Haley - Mike Hammersmith

“Life is a storm, my young friend. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes.”
Jim Caviezel - Edmond Dantes

“She keeps peeling and peeling until you're left there butt naked, totally exposed with your balls blowing in the wind. And that's when she gets her knife, and she cuts away your manhood piece by piece until she's having your cock in her corn flakes.”

Edward Burns - Barry McMullen

“- Janessa: Why don't you just admit it? You want me.
- Tsunaron: I couldn't be with a girl whose balls are bigger than mine.”
Melyssa Ade - Janessa
Chuck Campbell - Tsunaron

“I see the way you look at him. I'm a man, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up.”
Fei Lung - Master Pain (Betty)

“What's good for man isn't good for God!”
Harvey Keitel - Judas

“We're all dead men. Sadly, we cannot choose how but, what we can decide is how we meet that end, in order that we are remembered, as men.”
Oliver Reed - Proximo

“So shall death exact his charge against man.”
Patrick Macnee - Machiavel

“500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started.”
Vin Diesel - Taylor

“As we in the medical field call it... the ball sack.”

Tim Meadows - Leon Phelps

“It's nice to meet a grown man who's still afraid of his mommy.”
Ricki Lake - Connie Doyle