Men quotes

“Women like looking at a view. Men don't.”
Denholm Elliott - Mr Emerson, an English tourist

“I've dated enough narcissistically neurotic men to know that you are all just a pack of roving babies in search of a giant teat from which to suck the lifeblood out of me until I am a hollow shell.”
Janeane Garofalo - Ellie

“I just met a wonderful new man. He's fictional but you can't have everything.”
Mia Farrow - Cecilia

“Do you know how hard it is to find a quality man in Los Angeles?”

Cameron Diaz - Natalie Cook

“- Beulah: I been under the impression that you is a one-man woman.
- Tira: I am. One man at a time.”
Gertrude Howard - Beulah
Mae West - Tira

“A man hasn't any idea what his soul looks like until he gazes into the eyes for the woman that he's married to. And then, if he's any kind of decent human being, he spends the next couple of days throwing up. Because no honest man can stand that image.”
Danny DeVito - Phil Cooper

“Every man has to find his own way.”
Anthony Quinn - Don Pedro Aragon

“I married a liar. Why? Because I married a man.”
Bonnie Hunt - Kate

“You're not going to look like this forever, you know. Eventually you'll be older, and all of the men who foot your bill now will be buying drinks for women half your age and then what will you do? Well, you'd better think of something because middle-aged tramps aren't cute, they're pathetic.”

Toni Collette - Rose

“It is written there are two perfectly good men: one dead, the other unborn.”
Harold Huber - Chan Lo

“Those men are not going to stand for Nancy Drew poking her little nose into their affairs.”
John Litel - Carson Drew

“- Mrs. White: Are you a cop?
- Mr. Green: No, I'm a plant.
- Miss Scarlet: A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit.”

Madeline Kahn - Mrs. White
Michael McKean - Mr. Green
Lesley Ann Warren - Miss Scarlet

“Men are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, and the available ones are handicapped.”
Clea DuVall - Nan

“- Melanie Parker: Men like you have made me the woman I am.
- Jack Taylor: All the women I know like you have made me think all women are like you.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker
George Clooney - Jack Taylor

“Everybody knows a man's best friend is his human.”
Bill Baucom - Trusty

“Now I know why men like women.”
Kristy McNichol - Patti Jean

“Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick. From the tiniest little tadger, to the world's biggest prick. So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas, hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy or...” (continue)(continue reading)

Eric Idle - Noël Coward

“I think that sex is overrated. I think that people place far too much importance on it, and I think that stuff about women wantin' it just as bad as men is crap. I mean I think that women want it, I just don't think that they want it for the same reason that men think they do.”
Andie MacDowell - Ann Bishop Mullany

“Men are shit. What? Men... are... shit. What, isn't that what they say? Because we do bad things, don't we? We do horrible, heinous, heinous, terrible things. Things that no woman would ever do.”
Tom Cruise - Frank T.J. Mackey

“- Edith Clark: I think our Daniel is a very fine young man.
- Desmond Johnson: He should be locked up.”
Maggie King - Edith Clark
Tim Robertson - Desmond Johnson

“Give me a man who is man enough to give himself just to the woman who is worth him. If that woman were me I would love him alone and forever.”
Sienna Miller - Francesca

“I was in the garden and I was dreaming about your... your smile and your aftershave and then I realized... I could do better!”

Nicole Kidman - Joanna Eberhart

“He's like all men... a big kid in a man's body.”

Sierra Pecheur - Lorraine Running Water

“So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair... ew... and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so.”
Alicia Silverstone - Cher

“- Tom Mix: I fell in love with a beautiful woman who believed a man was not a complete lover unless he knew how to tango.
- Cheryl King: She didn't give you much choice.
- Tom Mix: I took lessons for years.
- Wyatt Earp: And what was this young lady's vocation?
- Tom Mix: She was a tango instructor.”
Bruce Willis - Tom Mix
Mariel Hemingway - Cheryl King
James Garner - Wyatt Earp