Men quotes

“Whenever you meet a beautiful woman, just remember somewhere there's a man who's sick of shagging her.”
Jude Law - Alfie

“- Commander Kevin Dunne: I was three feet away from a known terrorist, and I had my eyes buried in some broad's tits.
- Rick Santoro: Well, Kevin, this may not make you feel better, but don't you see? That's what she was there for. That was the plan. To give you a boner. And you got one. Congratulations, you're human.”
Gary Sinise - Commander Kevin Dunne
Nicolas Cage - Rick Santoro

“You're sensitive. An uncommon quality in a man.”

Helena Bonham Carter - Ari

“Never ignore a man's courtesy.”
Philip Baker Hall - Sydney

“- Valerie Jean Solanas: Give me fifteen cents, and I'll give you a dirty word.
- Maurice Girodias: What's the word?
- Valerie Jean Solanas: Men.”
Lili Taylor - Valerie Jean Solanas
Lothaire Bluteau - Maurice Girodias

“It's women that's shaped like leaves, and men fall.”
Gordon Pinsent - Billy Pretty

“- Customs Man at Heathrow: Anything to declare, sir?
- Hyde: Man has not evolved an inch from the primordial slime that spawned him.
- Customs Man at Heathrow: Very good, sir.”
Mark Blankfield - Mr. Edward Hyde

“Face it, King, you're worthless and weak and the chances of you getting a girlfriend without the aid of a virus which wiped out the entire male population of the planet are frankly pretty remote.”
Rowan Atkinson - Ron Anderson

“- Lucy: Why are men bald?
- Sam Dawson: Sometimes they're bald because their head is shiny and they don't have hair on it. So their head is just more of their face.”
Dakota Fanning - Lucy
Sean Penn - Sam Dawson

“- Mrs. White: Oh, you're a doctor?
- Professor Plum: I am, but I don't practice.
- Miss Scarlet: Practice makes perfect. Ha! I think most men need a little practice, don't you Mrs. Peacock?”
Madeline Kahn - Mrs. White
Chris Lloyd - Professor Plum
Lesley Ann Warren - Miss Scarlet

“- Jay: What do you get when you cross one million lesbians and the million man march?
- Wendell: Two million mother-fuckers who don't do dick.”
Bernie Mac - Jay
Wendell Pierce - Wendell

“I've come to the conclusion there's no such thing as a beautiful Welsh boy. At any rate, all I've seen have been unparalleled frumps.”
Jonathan Pryce - Lytton Strachey

“- Jenny Jackson: All I know is a brother that has more than one woman and is looking for some more is a pimp.
- Drayton Jackson: Well, that covers just about every man I know.”
Natalie Desselle Reid - Jenny Jackson
Bill Bellamy - Drayton Jackson

“- Chip Hendrix: What Carl Jung was trying to say is that trapped inside of each of us, there is a woman that comes out when we fuck up real bad.
- Carl Clapton: You mean, there's a woman trapped inside of me?
- Chip Hendrix: Yeah.
- Carl Clapton: A black woman or a white woman?
- Chip Hendrix: A Jewish woman.”
Barry Diamond - Chip Hendrix
Art Evans - Carl Clapton

“- Catherine Winslow: Oh, do you really think so, Sir Robert? How little you know about women. Good-bye. I doubt that we shall meet again.
- Sir Robert Morton: Oh, do you really think so, Miss Winslow? How little you know about men.”

Rebecca Pidgeon - Catherine Winslow
Jeremy Northam - Sir Robert Morton

“What can I tell you about men? They want you to be their daughter, their mother, their addiction. They want you to want them, and then they don't want you anymore.”
Diane Lane - Melissa

“- Aunt Voula: Nikki, how come you no come to curler my hairs this morning?
- Nikki: Ma! I had to drop Dimos at work. And now, I gotta go open the travel agency, because, you know, some jag-off and his big-ass girlfriend are too busy.
- Angelo: Ma! Tell her I open up the dry cleaners every day, and I think it's about time she did something for a...” (continue)(continue reading)
Andrea Martin - Aunt Voula
Gia Carides - Nikki
Joey Fatone - Angelo

“- Sister Mary of the Annunciation: You know, I saw two men last night.
- Charlie McManus: Oh, I'm sure it was just a nightmare.”
Lila Kaye - Sister Mary of the Annunciation
Robbie Coltrane - Charlie McManus

“- President Andrew Shepherd: I want to buy her some flowers. That's what men do when they break a date.
- Robin McCall: That's not what men do. I know no men who do that.”
Michael Douglas - President Andrew Shepherd
Anna Deavere Smith - Robin McCall

“Women are complicated creatures. It's been my experience, sir, that women are more interested in the soul of a man than in his trappings.”

Clement von Franckenstein - Henry

“- Eliot: Are you telling me I popped your cherry?
- Vivian: I didn't want to make a big deal out of it. I just wanted to get it over with. No ceremony.
- Eliot: That puts a lot of pressure on a man. Did you think of that? Did you think of me? You know what this makes me? A criminal. On 2 counts! Devirginizing a minor.”

Kevin Corrigan - Eliot
Natasha Lyonne - Vivian

“I've had my share of bad times with men, okay? Some are assholes, Elliot is not. If we don't cultivate the good ones, there aren't going to be any.”
Rosie O'Donnell - Sheila

“- Terry Barkley: What's wrong?
- Bobby James: Nothing's wrong. I just don't understand you. You comin' on so strong and all. What do you want from me?
- Terry Barkley: What does any woman want from a man?”
Linda Blair - Terry Barkley
Jim Bray - Bobby James

“Your daddy may not had a whole lot of money. But he was rich, because he invested in people.”

Cedric the Entertainer - Eddie

“- Lady Lou: Those absolutely necessary? You know I wasn't born with them.
- Captain Cummings: No. A lot of men would've been safer if you had.
- Lady Lou: Oh, I don't know hands ain't everything.”

Mae West - Lady Lou
Cary Grant - Captain Cummings