Men quotes

“A normal man, given a group photograph of school girls and asked to point out the loveliest one, will not necessarily choose the nymphet among them.”
Jeremy Irons - Humbert Humbert

“- Rachel: Having a bad day?
- MacArthur Stern: No, I'm having a terrible day. Say something nice to me, will ya, please.
- Rachel: You have very strong lookin' thighs for a white man.”
S. Epatha Merkerson - Rachel
Gene Hackman - MacArthur Stern

“There's something deeply ingrained in human biology: women prefer bad over weak and indecisive... and unemployed.”
Mackenzie Astin - Jimmy

I'm gonna give you a little advice about life. You follow this and you won't be sorry. "Don't screw with your brains, don't think with your dick". That's from the heart.
Burt Young - Georgie

“These men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them.”
Charlie Sheen - Topper Harley

“I ain't expecting much from him. Give you a kick when you're down, that's what all men do. And I don't suppose he'll turn out no better than the rest.”
Greta Garbo - Anna Christie

“A woman needs security like a man needs approval.”
Scott Wilson - Hale Chidduck

“- Young Bambi: What happened, Mother? Why did we all run?
- Bambi's Mother: Man was in the forest.”
Donnie Dunagan - Young Bambi
Paula Winslowe - Bambi's Mother

“- Kate: Men are just giant artichokes. They're prickly and hairy and hard and... until you get to the heart.
- Parker Concorde: Which is the best part.”
Gabrielle Anwar - Kate
Johnathon Schaech - Parker Concorde

“Why do men have to get better looking when they get older. Remind me to bring it up with the Equal Rights Commission.”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Hannah Warren

“Men! The most absurd of God's creatures! We give you life... and we can take it away just as easily!”
Uma Thurman - Poison Ivy

“Men are just a bunch of titless females, if you ask me.”
Burgess Meredith - The General

“It's nice to meet a grown man who's still afraid of his mommy.”
Ricki Lake - Connie Doyle

“- Victoria 'Vicky' Lathum: Maybe the words aren't that important. It's like, I know he really cares about me, you know even if he can't say if he does. And yeah, he always talks about sex, but that's ok cause he's a guy, right?
- Jessica: He's got a dick, he's a guy.
- Victoria 'Vicky' Lathum: Right.”

Tara Reid - Victoria 'Vicky' Lathum
Natasha Lyonne - Jessica

“- Ebby Calvin 'Nuke' LaLoosh: The other day Crash called a woman's pu... pussy... um, well, you know how the hair is kind of in a V-shape?
- Annie Savoy: Yes, I do.
- Ebby Calvin 'Nuke' LaLoosh: Well, he called it the Bermuda Triangle. He said that a man could get lost in there and never be heard from again.”
Tim Robbins - Ebby Calvin 'Nuke' LaLoosh
Susan Sarandon - Annie Savoy

“What these books have conclusively proven is that the diffence between men and women is exactly 38 pages.”
Paul Scofield - Mark Van Doren

“- Tess, the mother: I think you have these qualities that you demand and when you meet a nice man you disqualify him for the smallest fault.
- Bea: That's not true.
- Tess, the mother: So, what was wrong with Nat Bernstein?
- Bea: He wore white socks with a tuxedo!”
Julie Kavner - Tess, the mother
Dianne Wiest - Bea

“- Valmont: Do you think a man can change?
- Merteuil: Yes, for the worse.”
Colin Firth - Valmont
Annette Bening - Merteuil

“- Mrs. John Day - Peggy: Sylvia, you oughtn't talk about him like that! Why, I think it's disloyal!
- Mrs. Howard Fowler - Sylvia: Listen Peggy, do we know how the men talk about us when we're not around?”

Joan Fontaine - Mrs. John Day - Peggy
Rosalind Russell - Mrs. Howard Fowler - Sylvia

“Come on. We're men, we're not piñatas!”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“- Alex Forrest: Why is it that all the interesting guys are always married?
- Dan Gallagher: Or maybe that's why you find them interesting, the fact you can't have them.”
Glenn Close - Alex Forrest
Michael Douglas - Dan Gallagher

“Of all the God damn men in this world, why do I have to love this one? I can't get him out of me. Do you know how many men I tried to fall in love with this past year? But it won't work. No matter who I'm in bed with I have to imagine it's him or nothing happens. No matter who I'm eating with or walking with there's always this pain because it...” (continue)(continue reading)

Blair Brown - Emily Jessup

“- Beth Easton: You know, there are a couple of cute boys there.
- Jody Salerno: There just after your money.”
Christina Ricci - Beth Easton
Anna Chlumsky - Jody Salerno

“Alone in the dark with thousands of men. There is a God after all!”

Bette Midler - Dixie Leonard

“- Samantha: I feel safer living with a man. Plus, I made some great friends.
- Parker Concorde: So, you're not worried about things turning... romantic?
- Samantha: Romantic?
- Parker Concorde: I mean, you're very... You're a very attractive woman.
- Samantha: Oh, thank you, Parker. That's why I only live with men who are gay.”

Alison Eastwood - Samantha
Johnathon Schaech - Parker Concorde