Men quotes

“You know, Dolly, men like Stiva aren't really conscious of deception at all. They put their wives and homes in one compartment... and these other women into another.”
Greta Garbo - Anna Karenina

“I can't be a whore, 'cause I'm a man! Okay?”
John Leguizamo - Vinny

“- Michael Colin Gallagher: Waiter? Check.
- Megan Carter: Oh, no, no, no. I'll pay. Unless you think that would make you impotent.
- Michael Colin Gallagher: You got some mouth.”
Paul Newman - Gallagher
Sally Field - Megan

“- Ferula: I would like to be a man... for also to leave.
- Esteban Trueba: And I am happy for not being a woman.”
Glenn Close - Ferula
Jeremy Irons - Esteban Trueba

“You're not one of those guys who yaps about love and brings up his ex-girlfriend and then goes AWOL, are you?”

Natasha Henstridge - Lorna

“Here is a riddle to guess if you can, sing the bells of Notre Dame: What makes a monster and what makes a man? Whatever their pitch, you feel them bewitch you, the rich and the ritual knells of the bells of Notre Dame.”
Paul Kandel - Clopin

“- Ruby Vale: What do I know about writing? You know, I read flying manuals.
- Jack Willis: Rube, this is a trashy romance novel.
- Ruby Vale: You said it was romantic.
- Jack Willis: Whatever. Anyway, blokes aren't meant to write them.”
Claudia Karvan - Ruby Vale
Hugh Jackman - Jack Willis

“Never let one man worry your mind. Find them, fool them and forget them!”
Mae West - Tira

“- Joe Wilson: Here's something my wife could use in the house...
- Crow T. Robot: A man?”
Trace Beaulieu - Crow T. Robot

“- Lloyd Dobler: I'm a guy. I have pride.
- Corey Flood: You're not a guy.
- Lloyd Dobler: I am.
- Corey Flood: No. The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don't be a guy.”
John Cusack - Lloyd Dobler
Lili Taylor - Corey Flood

“He has good taste in jewelry. But you have bad taste in men.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Mark Kaminsky

“Fucker gets more pussy than a toilet seat.”
Louis Eppolito - Ed

“In this world, a man, himself, is nothing. And there ain't no world but this one.”
Sean Penn - 1st Sgt. Welsh

“- Fred Ayres: Wait a minute. This is really good news. Rog has outdone himself.
- Honey Hale: I'll bet he's broken both legs running after two women at the same time.”
Fred Astaire - Fred Ayres
Ginger Rogers - Honey Hale

“If this is foreplay I'm a dead man!”
Steve Guttenberg - Jack Bonner

“- David Brice: You tell me who it is!
- Susan Atwell: He's not a pig like you!”

Gene Hackman - David Brice
Sean Young - Susan Atwell

“You won't get him with a dress; on the contrary, my dear. I know the man. He is not a man; he is a woman. He is all emotion and refinement. He has very few defenses. You must win him as a man wins a woman; if anyone can do it, you can.”

Bernadette Peters - Marie D'Agoult

“- Earl Bassett: Is this a job for an intelligent man?
- Valentine McKee: Well, show me one and I'll ask him.”
Fred Ward - Earl Bassett
Kevin Bacon - Valentine McKee

“- Cyril: Are you really gonna shave your legs?
- Dave: Certo! All the Italians do it.
- Mike: Some country. The women don't shave theirs.”
Daniel Stern - Cyril
Dennis Christopher - Dave
Dennis Quaid - Mike

“- Meredith: I have a hard time trusting men.
- Trent: I'm not men. I'm not a group. I'm just me.”
Gillian Anderson - Meredith
Jon Stewart - Trent

“If we knew how to keep the women happy we'd still be in paradise.”
Richard Harris - Bull' McCabe

“A man's best friend, his right hand.”
Howie Mandel - Maurice

“At Kent, we take bed wetters and we turn them into men. So grow-up, Barclay, it's time to forget these fantasies of killer dolls.”
Dakin Matthews - Colonel Cochrane

“- Katharine: In Ireland a man with a horse, a cart and a book he knows how to read is the catch of the county.
- Robert Merivel: Well, perhaps when we have made fire of the cart and eaten the horse and wiped our asses with the book, you'll become better acquainted with what you have caught.”
Meg Ryan - Katharine
Robert Downey Jr. - Merivel

“- Paris: What would you do to someone... who decided to fuck with you in your own house?
- Cisco: I'd bust some caps!
- Paris: Bust some caps! Give this man a gold star.”
Avery Brooks - Paris
Lou Diamond Phillips - Cisco