Men quotes
931 men quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Only You
“- Peter Wright: Realistically, like, what are the odds that he's, like, some extra super double terrific guy.
- Kate: 10 billion to one?
- Peter Wright: Exactly.” - From the movie: My Stepmother Is an Alien
“Earthmen will fall to their knees, betray their country and give away valuable real estate for a desirable woman.”
- From the movie: He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
“- Sam: There are all these words for a woman who doesn't want to have sex: frigid, uptight, cold, icy. But can you even think of one word for a man that doesn't want to have sex?
- Danny: ...Dead?” - From the movie: After Dark, My Sweet
“There's something inside of every man that keeps him going long after he has any reason to. For years I kept going when going didn't seem to make any sense. And now I just had to keep going. I had to have the end come.”
- From the movie: The Cider House Rules
- From the movie: The Awful Truth
“I guess a man's best friend is his mother.”
- From the movie: Death on the Nile
“It's more than likely, it has been my experience that men are least attracted to women who treat them well.”
- From the movie: Coyote Ugly
“- Violet Sanford: I don't mean to press my luck, but would you mind telling me why you're hiring me?
- Lil: Because, the, um, average male is walking around with a toddler inside of his pants, a two year old right there inside his dockers.
- Violet Sanford: Men have two year old children in their pants - that's why you're hiring me?
- Lil: You...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: My Fair Lady
- From the movie: Last of the Dogmen
“I've seen this place reduce grown men to tears. It ain't no place for a woman.”
- From the movie: The Last Days of Disco
“- Des: It's women like you whose attitudes towards men are so dehumanizing.
- Charlotte: Like what?
- Des: That men are swine, obsessed with large breasts and the sex act, devoid of any idealistic romantic sensibility. When, in fact, we have that idealistic sensibility, in spades. For instance, you have no idea what men really think about...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Palm Beach Story
“Men don't get smarter as they get older. They just lose their hair.”
- From the movie: Dangerous Liaisons
“When it comes to marriage, one man is as good as the next. And even the least accomodating is less trouble than a mother.”
- From the movie: Bounce
Guys screw up - that's what they do. It's in their manual, right under "Love your grill; leave socks on floor".
- From the movie: The First Wives Club
- From the movie: The Secret of My Succe$s
“- Brantley Foster: What's up? You seem kind of upset.
- Christy Wills: I hate men.
- Brantley Foster: Well! Glad I'm not one of 'em.” - From the movie: She's Out of Control
- From the movie: Desperate Hours
“A man is not a man unless he knows how to mix a proper Martini and tie a proper bowtie.”
- From the movie: Men at Work
“- James St. James: What are you doing?
- Carl Taylor: I hate shitheads who bully their women.
- James St. James: So what are you going to do?
- Carl Taylor: Shoot him.” - From the movie: Analyze This
“- Jimmy Boots: You think those whales piss in that water?
- Jelly: No, I think they use the men's room next to the Burger King.” - From the movie: Victor Victoria
- Victoria Grant: Men have Adam's apples.
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: So do some women.
- Victoria Grant: Name one.
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: Nana Lanu. - From the movie: Goodnight, Sweet Marilyn
“Maybe I don't have much to offer, but I've got something, and it's something men want, and I'm willing to give it to them, as long as they give me what I want.”
- From the movie: Blast from the Past
- From the movie: Ghosts of Mars
“Let me put it this way. Maybe I'd sleep with you if you were the last man on Earth. But we're not on Earth.”
- From the movie: For Whom the Bell Tolls
“A man fights for what he believes in.”
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