Men quotes

“Don't be a man. Be human.”
Estelle Harris - Iris

“We help them. We work for them. We tolerate that stupid boochy-boochy baby talk crap. And for what? So that when they go off to college, they can dump you off with some old lady who can't throw a ball without so much as breaking her hip!”

Alec Baldwin - Butch

“- Robert Clayton Dean: I was shopping for some lingerie. That's still legal, isn't it?
- David Pratt: Were you buying that for your wife?
- Robert Clayton Dean: No, I was picking something up for myself, I do a little cross dressing on the weekends. You know, you'd be surprised how a nice pair of edible panties can make a guy feel sexy.”
Will Smith - Robert Clayton Dean
Barry Pepper - David Pratt

“- Roxy: I have the worst luck with men.
- The Killer: Your luck is about to change.”

Athena Bitzis - Roxy
Darren Shahlavi - The Killer

“- Mulan: Just because I look like a man doesn't mean I have to smell like one.
- Mushu: So a couple of guys don't rinse out their socks. Picky, picky, picky. Well, myself, I kinda like that corn chip smell.”
Ming-Na Wen - Mulan
Eddie Murphy - Mushu

“- The Caller: Stu, you didn't tell your wife the truth, you're cheating.
- Stu: I'm not cheating on Kelly, I never have!
- The Caller: Oh, then what do you call it?
- Stu: Look, you're a guy. Sometimes you wanna know it's a possibility, all right? You know it's like having a beautiful home, but you still dream of that quick vacation down there,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kiefer Sutherland - The Caller
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard

Whenever I'm in a room with a guy, no matter who it is, a date, my dentist, anybody, I think: “If we were the last two people on Earth, would I puke if he kissed me?”.
Helen Hunt - Lynne Stone

“Remember, my child, that the woman is the root and the man is the tree. The tree grows only as high as the root is strong.”

Walter Huston - Ling Tan

“- Lt. Col. 'Bull' Meechum: There's those that has got 'em, Ben, and those that don't!
- Ben Meechum: What?
- Lt. Col. 'Bull' Meechum: Gonads, son! Big brass ones!”
Robert Duvall - Lt. Col. 'Bull' Meechum
Michael O'Keefe - Ben Meechum

“- Alice: What do men think about women's breasts?
- Des: Well, it's not just something you blurt out. It's far more complicated and nuanced.”
Chloë Sevigny - Alice
Chris Eigeman - Des

“There are no real men around anymore, goddamit.”
Burgess Meredith - The General

“- Ado Annie: Sometimes there seems like times that men ain't got no need for women.
- Dancer: There's sometimes women ain't got no need for men.
- Ado Annie: Yeah, but who wants to be dead?”
Gloria Grahame - Ado Annie
Lizanne Truex - Dancer

“- Phillip Barbay: What did he want?
- Dr. Diane Turner: Oh! What do all men want?
- Phillip Barbay: He wants you to dress up as Wonder Woman? Tie him up with a golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?”
Paxton Whitehead - Philip Barbay
Sally Kellerman - Dr. Diane Turner

“Look at this: an entire generation of Cinderellas and there's no glass slipper.”
Frances McDormand - Elaine Miller

“Men... can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.”
Ally Sheedy - Leslie Hunter

“Love these unisex bathrooms.”
Angela Featherstone - Raven

“She's never met a man yet that's worthy of her. And she never will.”

Ferdinand Gottschalk - Pettigrew

“- Chelsea Turner: I really like this guy. I think that Seth could be the one.
- Holly Garnett: Are you serious? Does he feel the same way?
- Chelsea Turner: Please, he's a man. He has no idea how he's feeling.”
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Chelsea Turner
Tyra Banks - Holly Garnett

“The other day, I was watching a commercial with a kid playing with a couple of puppies, I cried for forty five minutes! You slap a pair of tits on me, I'm a woman!”
Robert De Niro - Paul Vitti

You know the expression "a man's man". A man's man is the leader of the pack, the kind of man other men look up to, admire, and emulate. A man's man is the kind of man who just doesn't get what women are about.

“- Little Boy: You tellin' me you're a witch? You ain't no witch! Witches are girls!
- Warlock: Some are men.
- Little Boy: Yeah? So where's your broomstick?”
Brandon Call - Little Boy
Julian Sands - Warlock

“Oh, men! Always pulling legs. Everything is comedy. Oh, how very amusing. How marvelously droll.”
Lynn Redgrave - Hanna

“I'm always frank and earnest with women. Uh, in New York I'm Frank, and Chicago I'm Ernest.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Mitch Henessey

“- Lacey: Joey, if you're such a good Catholic, why do you commit adultery?
- Joey: I'm a man; I got a lot of hormones in my body.”
Victoria Jackson - Lacey
Kevin Kline - Joey

“Men are rats, listen to me, they're fleas on rats, worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they're too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy.”
Didi Conn - Frenchie