Mocking quotes
119 mocking quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Mr. Deeds Goes to Town
- From the movie: The Mask of Zorro
“- Alejandro Murrieta: [upon first meeting her] Be careful señorita, there are dangerous men about.
- Elena: Well if you see one, be sure to point him out.” - From the movie: Muppets From Space
- From the movie: Dead Poets Society
- From the movie: How to Kill Your Neighbor's Dog
- Edna: You look just like my son-in-law.
- Peter McGowan: I am your son-in-law, Edna.
- Edna: My son-in-law's name is Peter.
- Peter McGowan: No. I said your name was Edna. My name is Peter.
- Edna: You just said your name was Edna... Edna's a funny name for a man. Been teased over the years?
- Peter McGowan: Mercilessly. "Pete". - From the movie: Bringing Up Baby
- From the movie: Bravo Two Zero
“- Dinger: Did you know that Saddam Hussein is an anagram of 'He's a sad nudist'?
- Andy McNab: Where did the 'M' go?
- Dinger: I swapped it for a 'T'.
- Andy McNab: You can't do that.
- Dinger: Well I just did.
- Andy McNab: That's not right.” - From the movie: History of the World, Part I
- From the movie: A Nightmare on Elm Street
“- Nancy Thompson: Come on, Freddy. Can't you catch me?
- Fred Krueger: I'm going to split you in two.” - From the movie: Animal Crackers
“All the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in awhile.”
- From the movie: Hellboy II: The Golden Army
- From the movie: The Mask of Zorro
“- Capt. Harrison Love: The lady and I were trying to dance.
- Alejandro Murrieta: You were trying. She was succeeding.” - From the movie: Bedtime Stories
“- Mickey: Look's like Bugsy's eaten a lot of burgers in the last ten minutes.
- Skeeter Bronson: Wow!
- Mickey: He keeps going like that, we could make bacon out of Bugsy.
[Bugsy looks at them]
- Skeeter Bronson: He's kidding, Bugsy. Take it easy.” - From the movie: Hard Candy
“- Jeff Kohlver: Is this some kind of teenage joke?
- Hayley Stark: Teenage? Yeah. Joke? No.” - From the movie: Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves
“- Diane: If those kids don't unshrink us, they will be in so much trouble!
- Gordon: Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it, Thumbelina?” - From the movie: Stage Door
“- Eve: I don't like to gossip, but that new gal seems to have an awful crush on Shakespeare!
- Susan: I wouldn't be surprised if they get married!” - From the movie: Aliens
“Looks like love at first sight to me. Oh, he likes you, Burke!”
- From the movie: Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
“- Luke - Boy Camper: We're going to Camp Crystal Lake.
- Steven Freeman: Planning on smoking a little dope, having a little premarital sex and getting slaughtered?” - From the movie: Mouse Hunt
- From the movie: Look Who's Talking
- From the movie: Orgazmo
“- Old Lady: You two boys can just fuck right off.
- Joe Young: Ma'am?
- Old Lady: You heard me. Take that book of Mormons and shove it so far up your righteous asses that you choke, you soul soliciting pigfuckers.” - From the movie: Beerfest
- Steve "Fink" Finklestein: I'll show you how to chug a beer, motherfucker, you fat fuckin' cow.
- Landfill: Uh oh! I think somebody's trying to chug in my face! - From the movie: Midnight Run
“- Alonzo Mosely: You're gonna spend ten years for impersonating a federal agent.
- Jack Walsh: Ten years for impersonating a fed, huh?
- Alonzo Mosely: Ten years.
- Jack Walsh: How comes no one's after you?” - From the movie: The American President
- From the movie: The Big Broadcast of 1938
“Throw her back in, let the sharks protect themselves!”
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