Mocking quotes

“The poor sap! And I bet his father thought he would be President!”

James Murray - John Sims

“Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs.”

Bruce Willis - John McClane

“- Debbie: Please Miss Weathers, it would just be such an honor if I could get a quote from you for my story.
- Gale Weathers: All right. Begin quote.
- Debbie: Great.
- Gale Weathers: Your flattering remarks are both desperate and obvious. End quote!”
Laurie Metcalf - Debbie Salt
Courteney Cox - Gale Weathers

- Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher: Friends call me "Nova" as in Casanova.
- College Girl: That's pathetic!
- Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher: Jeez you don't have to laugh at me.
Chris Klein - Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher
Tara Subkoff - College Girl

“- Huey Walker: Don't worry, kid. I won't give you no exuse to blow me away.
- John Buckner: That's good.
- Huey Walker: Hey, do you want to watch me piss now?”
Dennis Hopper - Huey Walker
Kiefer Sutherland - John Buckner

“- Dexter Reed: Man, I can't believe Kurt fired me from Mondo Burger. I mean, he yelled at me, then he insulted me. He made fun of me.
- Ed: Boy, you must really suck.”
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed
Kel Mitchell - Ed

“Roses are red, John's name is Truett. Esther's in love, we always knew it!”
Joan Carroll - Agnes Smith

“You all oughta be ashamed of yourselves. A bunch of big guys like you, picking on a poor little orphan like him.”

Edward Brophy - Timothy Q. Mouse

“- Charles Tuttle: I don't pose, I don't preen, I don't put perjured testimony on the stand. I don't make a mockery of the American legal system.
- Richard Rietti: Well, you have your style, and I got mine.”
Jeff Daniels - Charles Tuttle
Michael Richards - Richard Rietti

“- Susan Vance: Don't worry, Gogarty, I'll get you out.
- David Huxley: Oh, sure. Look, she got me out.”

Katharine Hepburn - Susan Vance
Cary Grant - David Huxley

“My son, Kevin, has been called names and made fun of his whole life. When you've been made fun of as much, you find another place to live, and he's found that place up here, in his mind.”
Sharon Stone - Gwen Dillon

“- Tom Cat: I love you. When I'm with you, I am what you call a hep cat. I am hip to the jive. I'm in the groove, darling.
- Toots: Now you're really sending me, Jackson.
- Tom Cat: You set my soul on fire. It is not just a little spark. It is a flame; a big roaring flame. I can feel it now. It is burning, burning, burning... hey! Something is...” (continue)(continue reading)

William Hanna - Tom Cat
Sara Berner - Jerry Mouse

“- Marquis Robert de la Cheyniest: Corneille! Put an end to this farce!
- Corneille, le majordome: Which one, Your Lordship?”
Marcel Dalio - Marquis Robert de la Cheyniest
Eddy Debray - Corneille, le majordome

- Michael "Mike" Ward: What's the use of talking to you? You think everything's a joke.
- Martin: It is. If it weren't, life wouldn't be worth living.
John McGuire - Michael "Mike" Ward
Cliff Clark - Martin

“You are making a mockery of my courtroom and I'm not going to allow it. I suggest you start representing your client and stop representing yourself.”

Alfre Woodard - Shoat

“- Pvt. Trip: Wait, no. That's my space, nigger. I sleep better close by the door.
- Cpl. Thomas Searles: Well, if you don't mind, I'd prefer a space where there's more sufficient reading light.
- Pvt. Trip: Oh, I like it when niggers talk good as white folk!
- Cpl. Thomas Searles: I'd be happy to teach you. It would be my pleasure.”
Denzel Washington - Pvt. Trip
Andre Braugher - Cpl. Thomas Searles

“Don't vex me Frank, or I'll fix your mouth so it won't hold soup.”
Carol Kane - Ghost of Christmas Present

“- Henry the Butler: Walk this way, Sir.
- Nick Charles: Well, I'll try.”

Tom Ricketts - Henry the Butler
William Powell - Nick Charles

“- Streebek: This guy knows God personally, I hear they play racquetball together.
- Friday: Well, just go ahead and chuckle away, mister. I don't hear God laughing.
- Streebek: You will, once he sees your haircut.”
Tom Hanks - Streebek
Dan Aykroyd - Friday