Money quotes

“- Mr. Spaceley: Where's Jetson, and why is the plant shut down?
- Rudy 2: It's the middle of the night, sir.
- Mr. Spaceley: Machines don't sleep. Start it up! Every second lost means money lost. And money lost means I scream a lot!”
Mel Blanc - Mr. Spacely
Ronnie Schell - Rudy 2

“- Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
- Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
- Peter: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?”
Ron Livingston - Peter
Diedrich Bader - Lawrence

“There's a whole lotta money out there. All I gotta do is put my name on it.”
Ice Cube - Bucum

“- Brad Kimble: I'm short of money. Um. Uh. Ok. Have you ever had this dream in life?... And these things, these stupid, stupid things could make all your dreams come true? That's what it's like with Brooke. Haven't you ever felt that way?
- Cashier: $4.75.
- Brad Kimble: Damn it!”

Will Friedle - Brad Kimble
Kathy Griffin - Cashier

“You have one thing money and practice can't buy - you look like a nice guy.”

“- Captain Donnelly: 13,453 dollars and 63 cents. That's how much an unmarked squad car costs this department. That's the third goddamned car you trashed this month.
- Harry Callahan: Lou Janero.
- Captain Donnelly: What?
- Harry Callahan: It's his men who shot up the car, why don't you send him the bill?”
Michael Currie - Captain Donnelly
Clint Eastwood - Harry Callahan

“- Kate: I can't believe a drug company would sponsor a trip like this, no questions. It seems so... corrupt.
- Molly: It's a corrupt world. Let's not argue. It's all less money they can spend on torturing beagles.”
Andie MacDowell - Kate
Anna Chancellor - Molly

“I stole this watch when I was fourteen. I wanted it so much I could feel it in the pit of my stomach. So one day when I went to pick up some flint for my father's lighter, the owners back was turned, I picked it up and put it in my pocket. The thing was I had the money. Today I still do not know why I could not bare to pay for it.”

Elina Löwensohn - Anne Levels

“Let me tell you something. You can continue to live in your little fantasy world with your baseball cards and the autographed bullshit or whatever the fuck is it you do, but me, I got to eat and pay the rent. Phone sex is acting, and if you don't like it, you can step.”

Theresa Randle - Girl 6

“I don't want my daughters growing up entitled and spoiled. And I agree with my father: you give your children enough money to do something but not enough to do nothing.”
George Clooney - Matt King

“- Richie Rich: How come all we do is talk about money? Why don't we do something fun.
- Ellsworth: Money is fun!”
Macaulay Culkin - Richie Rich
Joel Ellegant - Ellsworth

“- Lt. Topper Harley: There's something I want you to have. I've been putting a little away for the past ten years. It's not much. 2500. I wish I could do more.
- Mary Thompson: Why, Topper. That's so sweet. Why, with the three million that I won on this Lucky Lotto ticket, I can take this 2500 and just blow it all on hats.”
Charlie Sheen - Lt. Topper Harley
Heidi Swedberg - Mary Thompson

“- Danielle: God, why does everything have to be about money?
- Cherie Claymon: 'Cause it's cool!”
Sarah Thompson - Danielle Sherman
Keri Lynn Pratt - Cherie Claymon

“Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fucking have any.”
Ben Affleck - Jim Young

“- Daniel: If Mr. Miyagi doesn't sell this tree we're looking for, he loses his business. He's broke. His social security can barely cover the expenses on his rowboat. This tree is like money in the bank.
- Jessica: Great. So now we're robbing a bank.”
Ralph Macchio - Daniel LaRusso
Robyn Lively - Jessica

“- Aunt Stella: No, no. I don't think they're dead at all. They're just in a trance.
- Amanda Shelton: This is amazing.
- Nolan Traynor: Did you say trance? So we can make them do whatever we want?
- Aunt Stella: No, no. We couldn't, but she could.
- Nolan Traynor: Amanda, you must make all the women love me and all the men give me their wallets.”

Betty Buckley - Aunt Stella
Sarah Michelle Gellar - Amanda Shelton
Lawrence Gilliard Jr. - Nolan Traynor

“Once you started making money it's hard to stop, especially if you're like me. There isn't much else you're good at.”
Charles Laughton - Sir William Porterhouse

“Work hard, lad, and one day, your life will be as solid as this very building!”

Frank Oz - Sam the Eagle as Headmaster of Junior High Graduates

“- Hamish: Hurry up! Time is money.
- Alice Kingsleigh: Time is not money, nor is he your enemy!”
Leo Bill - Hamish
Mia Wasikowska - Alice in Wondeland

“- Brett: So what?
- Kane: We are obligated under section eight...
- Parker: I hate to bring this up but, this a commercial ship, not a rescue ship...
- Brett: Right.
- Parker: ...and it's not in my contract to do this kind of duty. Now what about the money? If you wanna give me some money to do it, I'll be happy to, you know, oblige.”

Harry Dean Stanton - Brett
Sir John Hurt - Kane
Yaphet Kotto - Parker

“Money and women. The reasons for make most mistakes in life.”
Irrfan Khan - Police Inspector

“- Dr. Martin Harris: Gina... Thank you!
- Gina: More than I need.
- Dr. Martin Harris: It's less than you deserve.”

Liam Neeson - Dr. Martin Harris
Diane Kruger - Gina

“- Jill Taylor: What are you doing?
- Ben Campbell: Well, we're printing money here. What, you think just 'cause Micky left we're gonna stop? No, I can do this. I can lead this team. You know, I'm not the same guy I was back in Boston.”
Kate Bosworth - Jill Taylor
Jim Sturgess - Ben Campbell

“- Ronnie Miller: I was on my way to buy the dress. And I gave the money away.
- Jonah Miller: What?
- Ronnie Miller: Shh. Don't worry about it.
- Jonah Miller: Wow. You may be older. But I'm so much smarter than you.”

Miley Cyrus - Ronnie Miller
Bobby Coleman - Jonah Miller

“- Barry Allen: What are your superpowers again?
- Bruce Wayne: I'm rich.”
Ezra Miller - Barry Allen
Ben Affleck - Bruce Wayne