Money quotes

“You know what it's like saving money in New York? It's like making it with your sister - it's just not done.”
Paul Land - Stu

“- Joanna Eberhard: But, she had sparks coming out of her ears.
- Roger Bannister: That's the first sign.
- Joanna Eberhard: Of what?
- Roger Bannister: Cheap jewelery.”
Nicole Kidman - Joanna Eberhart
Roger Bart - Roger Bannister

“- Zak Gibbs: Do you have any money?
- Dr. Earl Dopler: You can't ask your hostage for money!”
Jesse Bradford - Zak Gibbs
French Stewart - Dr. Earl Dopler

“- Michael McPhee: Can you make money from philosophy?
- Max Dugan: Yeah, if you have the right one.”
Matthew Broderick - Michael McPhee
Jason Robards - Max Dugan

“I made one decision in my life based on money. And I swore I would never do it again.”
Brad Pitt - Billy Beane

“- Ramada Thompson: You were discharged from the service 18 months ago for willful insubordination. You disobeyed a direct order and lost a $13 million fighter in the process.
- Lt. Topper Harley: Yes, I did. But I'm paying it off at ten bucks a week. And I wouldn't be doing that if I'd gotten that extra collision coverage.”
Valeria Golino - Ramada Thompson
Charlie Sheen - Lt. Topper Harley

“- Lou: Nobody knows about this but us.
- Jacob: See there? Nobody knows but us. It's like we came out here on a hike, and found lost treasure. Right?”

Brent Briscoe - Lou
Billy Bob Thornton - Jacob

“- Francine Fishpaw: Caught you, didn't I? Right in the act of adultery! I won't stand for this, Elmer. I want a divorce! And a big, fat settlement to go along with it!
- Elmer Fishpaw: You'll never get a penny out of me, you fat hunk of cellulite. I only support the women I love!”

Divine - Francine Fishpaw
David Samson - Elmer Fishpaw

“- Miss Brant: Boss, your wife's on the line, she said she lost her checkbook.
- J. Jonah Jameson: Thanks for the good news!”
Elizabeth Banks - Miss Brant
J. K. Simmons - J. Jonah Jameson

“I'm making this out for one thousand dollars. All you have to do is give me 300 dollars in cash and keep 700 dollars, all for doing nothing more than acting like a total creep.”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“What do they want me to do? Stop now and release it as The Five Commandments.”

Cecil Blount DeMille

“They're in the business to make money. They gamble on people more than scripts because who knows what will capture the public's imagination.”

Norman Jewison

“I predict that within five years you will be able to make a ten million dollar film and get all your money back in one night. There will be 25 million homes with cable TV or cassettes.”
Joseph Edward Levine

“Take a chance and spend a million dollars and hope you're right.”
Darryl Francis Zanuck

“How many of you, right now, work two jobs just to have enough money to be broke? That ain't right.”
Chris Rock - Mays Gilliam

“When it comes to money, whether it's finding it or losing it, you just got to remember how much of it is just luck.”
Edward Burns - Jake Vig

“- Charlie Holloway: Um, Miss Vickers, is there an agenda that you're not telling us about?
- Meredith Vickers: My company paid a trillion dollars to find this place and to bring you here. Had you raised the monies yourself, Mr. Holloway, we'd happily be pursuing your agenda. But you didn't. And that makes you an employee.”
Logan Marshall-Green - Charlie Holloway
Charlize Theron - Meredith Vickers

“All right, boy, I guess you got a reward coming. Twenty-five thousand dollars. Or, if you need home furnishings, I can give you a line of credit at any of my stores. In fact, that's the way I'd rather handle it. Tax reasons.”
Trey Wilson - Nathan Arizona, Sr.

“- Warden: I'm obliged to give you $100 in cash, and a free bus ride to San Francisco. All compliments of the State of California.
- Reggie Hammond: That's it?
- Warden: That is it.
- Reggie Hammond: Thank you for sparing me any of the other crap.”

Felice Orlandi - Warden
Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond

“Oh my God... what a fabulous room. Are all these your guitars? God, this place is bigger than our whole apartment.”

Jenny Wright - American Groupie

“Shhh. Money.”
Groucho Marx - Gordon Miller

“- Junior Healy: Are you the guy that married Debbie Claukinski?
- Voytek: Yes. She took my house, my money and my pride.
- Junior Healy: I thought you'd like to know, she found herself a new guy, and their out at the St. Pierre club, having fun at your expense.”
Michael Oliver - Junior Healy
Zach Grenier - Voytek

“I always said there was good money in tomatoes.”

Anna Hagan - Libby's Mother

“- Mike Waters: You're the only one I can ask, you know that Walt! Please! I'll owe you a date, how about that? I'll owe you a date. Please.
- Walt: Oh God, tears crying, hold on. Here you go.”

River Phoenix - Mike Waters
Robert Lee Pitchlynn - Walt

“- Edmond Honda: Half this money's yours.
- Ryu: Money?
- Edmond Honda: Yes, my man. I might have lost the fight if you hadn't been around. Here, take it. Japanese fighters stick together... 'cause we're brothers!”
Richard Epcar - Honda
Skip Stellrecht - Ryû