Money quotes

“Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure.”
Errol Flynn

“All the money is made between the lines.”
Jonah Hill - Efraim Diveroli

“My name is Jordan Belfort. I'm a former member of the middle class raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens. The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jordan Belfort

“- Christine Valco: Tom, that guy is still here.
- Tom Valco: Yeah, I know.
- Christine Valco: Why is he still here?
- Tom Valco: He's giving us $250,000 to be his family for Christmas.
- Christine Valco: And you agreed to this without asking me?
- Tom Valco: Of course I did, he's giving us $250,000!”
Catherine O'Hara - Christine Valco
James Gandolfini - Tom Valco

“- Doug Harris: Did you really mean what you said back there? Am I really your friend?
- Jimmy: Of course I meant it.
- Doug Harris: Does that mean you don't want my money then?
- Jimmy: Of course I wants this money! I earned it!”
Josh Gad - Doug Harris
Kevin Hart - Jimmy Callahan

“- Efraim Diveroli: I think you should come work for me.
- David Packouz: I'm against this war.
- Efraim Diveroli: This isn't about being pro-war. This is about being pro-money.”
Jonah Hill - Efraim Diveroli
Miles Teller - David Packouz

“Money isn't as valuable to our organization as knowing who to trust.”
Jesper Christensen - Mr. White

“I'm every bourgeois nightmare - a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars.”
Sir Michael Caine

“Save your money. You're going to need twice as much money in your old age as you think.”
Sir Michael Caine

“- Amy Franklin: I'm sorry.
- Dr. Andrew Ingersoll: That cost this institute seven million dollars!
- Dr. Benson Hughes: She knows how much it costs. She's been a part of it since we first got Kong's heart resuscitated.
- Amy Franklin: There's nothing wrong with the heart. The damn thing runs like a Swiss watch. It's his blood.”

Linda Hamilton - Amy Franklin
Peter Michael Goetz - Dr. Andrew Ingersoll
Frank Maraden - Dr. Benson Hughes

- Leo: Walter, when you say "Cash is king", what's that mean?
- Walter: Cash is the fossil fuel that keeps our economic pistons pumping.
Dylan McDermott - Leo
Steve Guttenberg - Walter

“- Linda Brown: People here are a little strange.
- Lenny Brown: Talented people usually area little strange... they were allon something; money's the real drug around here, okay?”
Sean Young - Linda Brown
James Woods - Lenny Brown

“Money makes your life easier. If you're lucky to have it, you're lucky.”
Robert De Niro

“Paris is terribly expensive and I don't see how anyone would do a picture here for reasons of economy. It must be something else. Perhaps it's what the French call 'ambiance'.”
Anthony Perkins

“When I'm reading a book, I don't need a first edition to enjoy it. A dollar copy is good enough so long as the words are there.”
Marlon Brando

“Alimony is proof that you pay for past mistakes. And pay...”
Peter O'Toole

“- Sandy Patterson: Hi. Good morning. Something wrong with pump five. It's not taking my card.
- Luis the Gas Station Attendant: You don't pay your bills, man. I gotta cut the card.”
Jason Bateman - Sandy Patterson
Carlos Navarro - Luis the Gas Station Attendant

“I'm going to have to buy some boring underwear!”

Katie Holmes - Jackie Truman

“- Nicholas Wyatt: Where's my money?
- Adam Cassidy: I used it in market research.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Nicolas Wyatt
Liam Hemsworth - Adam Cassidy

“Years ago, I saved up a million bucks from acting — a lot of money back then — and I spent it all on a ranch outside Tucson. Now when I go down there, I look at the place and I realize my whole acting career adds up to a million bucks' worth of horse shit.”
Robert Mitchum

“I'm not buying a Gulfstream jet just because Arnold Schwarzenegger has one. That would be silly. I'm not that competitive or materialistic. But I bet my jet will have more special features than his.”
Tim Allen

“The budget for Apocalypse Now in 1979 was over $25 million. For that sort of money we could have invaded somewhere.”
Clint Eastwood

“Money gets you laid.”
Jack Nicholson

“The biggest reason a celebrity loses his old friends is that unless they become celebrities too, they can't compete with you, spending-wise. Even the few who wish to try.”
Ginger Rogers

“Money doesn't buy happiness. But happiness isn't everything.”
Jean Seberg