Money quotes

“If it makes money, it makes sense.”
50 Cent - Jordan Mains

“- Gena: I'm prepared to offer you $500.
- Sam Marlow: I'm prepared to accept it.”
Michelle Phillips - Gena
Robert Sacchi - Sam Marlow

“So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and now it's at 16 and he's all fucking happy, he wants to cash in and liquidate, take his fucking money and run home, you don't let him do that... 'cause that would make it real.”
Matthew McConaughey - Mark Hanna

“- Harper Stewart: Damn, Lance! That contract is fat, huh?
- Lance Sullivan: Obese, player.”

Taye Diggs - Harper Stewart
Morris Chestnut - Lance Sullivan

“- First J.M. Inc. Customer: Now when you say that I can be somebody else, whaddya mean exactly?
- Craig Schwartz: Well, we mean exactly that. We can put you inside someone else's body, for fifteen minutes.
- First J.M. Inc. Customer: Can I be anybody that I wanna be?
- Craig Schwartz: Well, you... actually...
- Maxine Lund: You can be John...” (continue)(continue reading)
W. Earl Brown - First J.M. Inc. Customer
John Cusack - Craig Schwartz
Catherine Keener - Maxine Lund

“- Jane Coslaw: What's the money for?
- Marty Coslaw: A new pair of pantyhose. Is it enough? Jane, please take the money. It was Brady's idea. Honest to God. I want to make up.”

Megan Follows - Jane Coslaw
Corey Haim - Marty Coslaw

“- Sue: There's no way I'm workin' all week for twenty-seven pounds thirty on some bleedin' trainin' scheme.
- Sue's Dad: I had to work for eighteen shilling!
- Sue's Mum: That were in the days of Methusela! They were worth more then.”
Michelle Holmes - Sue
Willie Ross - Sue's Father
Patti Nicholls - Sue's Mother

“- Steven: Where is a guy like Nick getting money like this?
- Michael: I don't know. Cards maybe.”
John Savage - Steven
Robert De Niro - Michael

“- Tom Buchanan: Daisy, can't you see who this guy is, with his house and his parties and his fancy clothes? He is just a front for Wolfsheim, a gangster, to get his claws into respectable folk like Walter Chase.
- Jay Gatsby: The only respectable thing about you, old sport, is your money. Your money, that's it. Now I've just as much as you. That...” (continue)(continue reading)
Joel Edgerton - Tom Buchanan
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jay Gatsby

“- Hot Dog Vendor: No! I'll make it very clear. You slip me the cash, and I'll slip you the weiner.
- Brenda: But I don't have any cash!
- Hot Dog Vendor: Then I don't have a weiner!”
Peter Lavender - Hot Dog Vendor
Penelope Ann Miller - Brenda

“- Eric Murphy: We can't finish the movie without money.
- Ari Gold: Really? Because I thought we could finish it with Fruit Loops.
- Eric Murphy: You're funny.”
Kevin Connolly - Eric
Jeremy Piven - Ari Gold

“- Oafish Guard: All right, gypsy, where'd you get that money?
- Esmeralda: For your information, I earned it.
- Oafish Guard: Gypsies don't earn money.
- Brutish Guard: They steal it.”
Bill Fagerbakke - Oafish Guard
Demi Moore - Esmeralda
Corey Burton - Brutish Guard

“You can have too much money, you can have too many women, but you can't have too much vodka.”
Joshua Mikel - Drake

“- Donnie Azoff: How much money you make?
- Jordan Belfort: $70,000 last month.
- Donnie Azoff: Get the fuck outta here!
- Jordan Belfort: Well technically, $72,000 last month.
- Donnie Azoff: You show me a pay stub for $72,000, I quit my job right now and work for you. [later, on the phone] Hey Paulie, what's up? No, everything's fine. Hey...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jonah Hill - Donnie Azoff
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jordan Belfort

“- Harold Grisham: Vicki, you let go of this bag! Or I swear, I swear to God, I'll report you to the escort service!
- Donald P. Sinclair: Mr. Grisham, what's going on?
- Harold Grisham: The hooker! The hooker! The hooker is taking the money!
- Donald P. Sinclair: What hooker?
- Harold Grisham: Vicki! From the hotel!”
Dave Thomas - Harold Grisham
John Marwood Cleese - Donald P. Sinclair

“All I can tell you is, I wish I had a dime for every dime I had.”
Dudley Moore - Arthur Bach

“They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the fucking smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby.”
Ben Affleck - Jim Young

“Listen to me, you are our new hitman. I'm the boss now. I'm not going to carry you like Max did. This is your new job. You're going to make a lot of money. The hours are great, you hang out most of the time, it's fun!”
Robert Loggia - Gordon

“I went to Vegas for 22 years, married some absolutely charming women, and gave them all my money.”
Anthony George Newley

“- Frank Rittenhauer: If this factory goes under, the whole town goes under.
- Boardroom Lady: That's when the whores come in.
- Paul Barish: Excuse me, what was that?
- Boardroom Lady: Men laying their trick-money down. Twenty dollars to pay the rent? Maybe not. Maybe instead I'll spend it on the whore.”
Sean McCann - Frank Rittenhauer
Helen Hughes - Boardroom Lady
Rob Lowe - Paul Barish

“I planned and set in motion events to execute the perfect bank robbery. That's also the When. As for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can.”
Clive Owen - Dalton Russell

“I do not give a shit if you knock over Fort Knox. If I don't get my two million back before the week's out, your testicles are gonna be jammed in your eye sockets. You get that? In you're fucking eye sockets!”
Burt Young - Artie Bottolota Sr.

“William, people make love for so many crazy reasons, why shouldn't money be one of them?”
Ben Gazzara - Jack Flowers

“- Private Detective Loren Visser: How did you cover the money?
- Julian Marty: It's been taken care of. And the less you know about it, the better.”
M. Emmet Walsh - Private Detective Loren Visser
Dan Hedaya - Julian Marty

“- Eddie: What the hell are you doing?
- Deacon: 17 million 4 ways I'm to greedy for that, Eddie.”
John Hawkes - Eddie
Peter Greene - Deacon