Money quotes

“Where there's money, there's competition and the guy paying me usually wins.”

Nicolas Cage - Joe

“- Samantha Caine (Charly): I'm leaving the country, Mitch. I need a fake passport and I need money, lots of it.
- Mitch Henessey: Well why didn't you say so? Hold on a minute while I pull that outta my ass.”
Geena Davis - Samantha Caine (Charly)
Samuel L. Jackson - Mitch Henessey

“Alright I'll give you this, but only because it's Christmas and I need the money.”
Mya Taylor - Alexandra

“- Frank: My friends and I want to see a naked lady.
- V: How much of a naked lady?
- Frank: As much as a hundred dollars will buy.”
Michael Patrick Carter - Frank
Melanie Griffith - V

“- Studer: What's in this for you?
- Rodrigo: Besides my money? A new life. And a new wife.”
Mathieu Kassovitz - Studer
Antonio Banderas - Rodrigo

“- Yin Yang: My life is difficult. I need more money.
- Barney Ross: Why that?
- Yin Yang: I work harder than the rest.
- Barney Ross: No, you don't.
- Yin Yang: Yes, I do! Everything is harder for me. When I'm hurt, wound is bigger, 'cause I'm smaller. When I travel I need to go farther.”
Jet Li - Yin Yang
Sylvester Stallone - Barney Ross

“When making a business decision, the only color that matters is green.”
Al Palagonia - Dom Pagnotti

“We have invested heavily in the Middle East and Central America to promote insurgency and revolution. Fortunately, our capital outlay has been handsomely offset by the result and sale of armaments and missiles. You will note that we have supplied both to rebels and government forces, on an equal basis. In matters of death, SPECTRE is strictly...” (continue)(continue reading)
Max von Sydow - Blofeld

“Life and money both behave like quicksilver in a nest of cracks. And when they're gone we can't tell where - or what the devil we did with 'em.”

Christian McKay - Orson Welles

“- Sidney Deane: Loan me a twenty.
- Junior: Come on Sid, do I look like Bank of America?
- Sidney Deane: You think I'm going to lose this money to this white boy?
- Junior: You better not lose my money to this white boy he's a visitor we're the home team baby.
- Sidney Deane: This here is a black thing, so give me twenty dollars so I can run...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kadeem Hardison - Junior
Wesley Snipes - Sidney Deane

“He works for anyone who will turn him lose.”

Josh Brolin - Matt Graver

“Lastly there's Ape Boy. This rowdy crazy gorilla motherfucker likes to make his money the old fashion way. Carjackings, hijackings, jacking jackings.”
Violent J - Big Baby Sweets

“- Interviewer: Tell me. Joe or Joseph, why do you want to be a doctor?
- Joe Slovak: That's easy. I want to help people.
- Interviewer: Come one Joe, you can be honest with me. Why do you want to be a doctor?
- Joe Slovak: Well, uh, I want to make lots of money.”
Matthew Modine - Joe Slovak

“Besides, what the hell could we lose? Either we get the money or we get caught. We're winners either way.”

George Burns - Joe

“- T.J. Hicks: See this ring? Topaz, my mother's birthstone. Know where I got the money for it?
- Deuce Bigalow: Where?
- T.J. Hicks: Man-whoring! See this keychain? Mini yo-yo. Know where I got the money for it?
- Deuce Bigalow: Man-whoring?
- T.J. Hicks: Stock market! But I got the money for the stock market from man-whoring.”
Eddie Griffin - T.J. Hicks
Rob Schneider - Deuce Bigalow

“Money lost its value, the price of everything rose except of human beings.”
Anton Walbrook - Theo Kretschmar-Schuldorff

“- Pvt. Zab - 1st Squad: I'll be a son-of-a-bitch. My mother sold my novel to Hollywood for Humphrey Bogart and Edward G. Robinson.
- Pvt. Vinci - 1st Squad: Hey, how much?
- Pvt. Zab - 1st Squad: For fifteen thousand bucks!”
Robert Carradine - Pvt. Zab - 1st Squad
Bobby Di Cicco - Pvt. Vinci - 1st Squad

“- Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff: How much do we owe you?
- Baravelli: Two thousand dollars.
- Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff: Two thousand dollars for ice? I can get an Eskimo for two hundred dollars and make my own ice.”

Groucho Marx - Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff
Chico Marx - Baravelli

“- Josh: What's this?
- Scotty Brennen: Pay day.
- Josh: [opens up the envelope and looks at his check] A hundred and eighty seven dollars?
- Scotty Brennen: Yeah. They really screw you, don't they?”
Tom Hanks - Josh
Jon Lovitz - Scotty Brennen

“- Mary the Teller: Give 'em the money!
- Actress in Bank: You would give them all your money and you won't cash a government check?
- Mary the Teller: Dear, they have a gun.”
Jessica Rains - Mary the Teller
Ann Risley - Actress in Bank

- Jack Rhodes: How much do you want for the diamonds?
- Chief Insp. Cyril Willis: Well, um... Would you think that one million dollars is fair?
- Jack Rhodes: No, I don't think one million dollars is fair. I think three million dollars is fair.
- Chief Insp. Cyril Willis: Well, let me say this: I prefer your definition of "fair".
Burt Reynolds - Jack Rhodes
David Niven - Chief Insp. Cyril Willis

“You don't know anything about what's inside him. And neither does she, his wife. That's probably what she thought when she married him. A smooth operator with money in his pockets. But now he isn't smooth any longer and she's lost interest in him.”

Teresa Wright - Peggy Stephenson

“- Jamie Blake: We're gonna race to Connecticut and the one that wins gets a million dollars in cash.
- Tony: Only a moron would back up a race like that!”
Dean Martin - Jamie Blake
Alex Rocco - Tony

“- Mr. Crisp: Teach them how to play... soccer.
- Father Maurice: We don’t have the balls for that.”
James Coburn - Mr. Crisp
Barnard Hughes - Father Maurice

“The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God.”
Shirley MacLaine - Ouiser Boudreaux