Money quotes

“I'm their worst nightmare: a Catholic, with cash.”

Brian Cox - Sidney McLoughlin

“There's one good thing in being a widow, isn't there? You don't have to ask your husband for money.”
Frances Carson - Mrs. Potter

“- Basher Tarr: Mr. Banks. Do you know what Chuck Berry said every night before counting one, two, three, four?
- Willy Bank: What did he say?
- Basher Tarr: Pay me my money.”
Don Cheadle - Basher Tarr
Al Pacino - Willy Bank

“Tony! Nice signature. Hey, is that the same one you used to endorse the check that Chuck gave you when you gambled away your mortgage payment on college football? I guess his money wasn't too gay to bail you out or keep your wife from leaving you again.”
Kevin James - Larrie Valentine

“- Hector the Toad: You want to give me the cash, or do I kill your brother first, before I kill you?
- Tony Montana: Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits.”
Al Israel - Hector The Toad
Al Pacino - Tony Montana

“- Phil Hicks: Where's your car?
- Gardner Barnes: You're drinkin' it!”
Judd Nelson - Phil Hicks
Kevin Costner - Gardner Barnes

“You make $100 an hour and you have a safety pin holding your boot up?”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Edward Lewis

“- Walt Price: And we're going to sue you for a billion dollars.
- Joseph Turner White: What cause?
- Walt Price: I don't need a cause, I just need a lawyer!”
William H. Macy - Walt Price
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Joseph Turner White

“Six kids, hard-working father, honest and trustworthy. Loan... denied!”
Mel Brooks - Mr. Welling

“- Julian: I fucked up. I don't have any money. I don't know... I don't know where I'm going to get it.
- Rip: Julian, this cannot go on forever. You owe me a lot of cash, and I'm carrying you like I'm stupid.
- Julian: I know, I know. Just... just please don't cut me off, okay?”

Robert Downey Jr. - Julian
James Spader - Rip

“- Reggie Hammond: How much of my money did you spend?
- Jack Cates: Oh, about 25 grand. You said I could buy a new car.
- Reggie Hammond: So where is it?
- Jack Cates: This is the new car!
- Reggie Hammond: This looks like the same piece-of-shit sky blue Cadillac you had before!
- Jack Cates: Yeah, I bought the same make, model, year, color,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond
Nick Nolte - Jack Cates

“There's no nobility in poverty. I've been a poor man, and I've been a rich man. And I choose rich every fucking time.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jordan Belfort

“- Mark Van Doren: Why don't you just put it in the bank Charlie? That's what I've always done with my prize money.
- Charles Van Doren: It's just, you don't understand dad, it's, there are all sorts of tax implications.
- Mark Van Doren: You think I can't understand the concept of taxes.
- Charles Van Doren: At this level it's a bit more...” (continue)(continue reading)
Paul Scofield - Mark Van Doren
Ralph Fiennes - Charles Van Doren

“- Lana: I'll be needing 300 bucks, Joel.
- Joel Goodson: You're kidding.
- Lana: No, I don't believe that I am.
- Joel Goodson: Well, uh, it's just that I don't have that much here in the house.
- Lana: How much do you have?
- Joel Goodson: I have 50 dollars.
- Lana: 50 dollars? What are we going to do about this, Joel?”
Rebecca De Mornay - Lana
Tom Cruise - Joel

“If you tell the government they will take forty percent of it. Forty percent! Do you know how much that is? That's nearly all of it.”

Lewis McGibbon - Anthony

“- Carmen: We have gathered here today to celebrate a magical gift that has been given to us...
- Tibby: Then why had we to pay for it?”
America Ferrera - Carmen
Amber Tamblyn - Tibby

“- Dino Velvet: You trust me to take your money, but not your picture?
- Tom Welles: Those are two different kinds of trust.”
Peter Stormare - Dino Velvet
Nicolas Cage - Tom Welles

“- Batman: When was the last time you spoke to him?
- Arthur Reeves: Years ago, my first election campaign. I was running out of money and I asked him for help... He said no!
- Batman: So you sold him to the mob.
- Arthur Reeves: I was broke! Desperate! They said all they wanted was their money back!”
Kevin Conroy - Batman
Hart Bochner - Arthur Reeves

“Wow! A dollar! Now I can quit stripping, go back to vet school, and save my sick pony.”

Alyssa Milano - Amy

“- Vicar: Oh, Mr. Rudd. I understand that you are a film producer.
- Jason Rudd: Oh, no, sir. A director.
- Vicar: Is there any difference?
- Jason Rudd: Yes, sir. The producer supplies all the money; the director spends it. Then the producer yells that the director is spending too much money; the director doesn't pay any attention, and goes...” (continue)(continue reading)
Charles Lloyd Pack - Vicar
Rock Hudson - Jason Rudd

I'll introduce a bill. But if all the angels came dancing down to earth like the Rockettes, even they couldn't get a dime out of this administration for anything with the name "gay" on it.
Dakin Matthews - Congressman Phil Burton

“I'd cut my own throat before I'd let you bring me into custody. Because, number one, I'm a cop. You know what happens to cops in jail? Not pretty. And number two, you're the last person I'd let collect the money. Because you're a goddamn lunatic who ran me over because I didn't call after I nailed you.”

Jason O'Mara - Joe Morelli

“- Mitch Weaver: I'll tell ya what. I'll give you a dollar each if you'll go into this building here and run around yellin' and screamin'.
- Homeless Guy: Uh, that's very nice, but I think what you probably need are, like, some psycho, out-of-control homeless guys?
- Martin, Homeless Guy: Yeah, we're more the broken, spiritless,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Norm MacDonald - Mitch Weaver
Fred Wolf - Homeless Guy
James Downey - Martin, Homeless Guy

“Crime, money, power, drugs - are all linked.”
Matthew Vaughn

“Every director always wishes they had more time or a bigger budget.”
Anthony Hickox