Money quotes

“We of the Conservative government think that it's appalling to spend billions on nuclear weapons if they're not going to be used.”
Peter Cook - Sir Mortimer Chris

“If you think that's bad, wait until you get my bill.”

Larry Drake - Doctor Evan Rendell

“Barbara? Ted here. Listen, uh, I need a really big favor. I want you to cover my shift at the hospital tomorrow. I'm going to Vegas! I'm gonna lose a little money, take in a show, and get married.”
Charles Rocket - Ted

“- Joseph Newton: Things aren't as bad as that. The bank gave me a raise last January.
- Charlie Newton: Money. How can you talk about money when I'm talking about souls? We eat and sleep and that's about all. We don't even have any real conversations.”
Henry Travers - Joseph Newton
Teresa Wright - Charlie Newton

“- Captain Darrow: Excuse me, General... but what about the fucking money?
- General Francis X. Hummel: There is no fucking money. The mission's over.
- Captain Frye: Bullshit it's over!
- Major Tom Baxter: You're talking to a General, soldier! Maintain discipline.
- Captain Darrow: I'm not a soldier, Major. The day we took hostages, we became...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tony Todd - Captain Darrow
Ed Harris - General Francis X. Hummel
Gregory Sporleder - Captain Frye
David Morse - Major Tom Baxter

“All you want to talk about is money, let's talk about love, and sex... forget love, let's just talk about sex.”

Alexander Godunov - Max Beissart

“History teaches us that men behave wisely once they've exhausted all other alternatives. For most rock bands, the pursuit of wisdom's a low priority compared to fame, fortune and fornication.”
Billy Connolly - Hughie

“This is the end result of all the bright lights, and the comp trips, and all the champagne, and free hotel suites, and all the broads and all the booze. It's all been arranged just for us to get your money.”
Robert De Niro - Sam "Ace" Rothstein

“I know you wanna give up, but you're wrong. Even without money, life is good.”

Lesley Ann Warren - Molly

“I came to your office to collect my money. What a disappointment to see it's not here. But I am leaving you something here in return. As a reminder.”

Sam Spruell - Oleg Malankov

“He says 'Your wallet or your life, bitch. I'm leaving with one of 'em'.”

Tim Robbins - Dave Boyle

“I want you to show right now how much you love God! I want you to show as your tithe! I want you to open up your hearts! And open up your wallets! And open up your purses! And give it up! Praise the Lord! Somebody's been talking about me, talking about I've been riding around in a Cadillac! If you love me, and you wanna give to me, then I should...” (continue)(continue reading)
Gerald Orange - Pastor John

“I'm just gonna put it simply, gentlemen. Would you consider betraying the man for whom you've worked ten years in exchange for - how do you say this - just a shitload of money?”

Jeffrey Tambor - Vance Crasswell

“- John Herod: I could give you more money than you could ever spend.
- Ellen: I wouldn't feel like I'd earned it.
- John Herod: Oh yes, you would.”
Gene Hackman - Herod
Sharon Stone - Ellen

“- Jane: No, we're not taking drug money on the road with us. Put it back.
- Holly: Well, it's not like you can tell by looking at it.
- Jane: OK, you have a point: we'll just take half, all right? And we are not taking drugs on the road with us, either. So give them back.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Jane
Drew Barrymore - Holly

“What, you don't think I'd go into combat with loose change in my pocket, do you?”
Keenan Wynn - Col. 'Bat' Guano

“- Patty: What do you want?
- Elaine: I want you to get this lousy bank to lend me some money, or at least extend my MasterCharge limit. Oh, Patty, You've got to help me! I'm broke, flat busted broke. The house and car payments are due on Monday, I need money.
- Patty: You know how banks operate. They only lend money to people who don't need it.”
Susan Tolsky - Patty
Jane Curtin - Elaine

“- Alex Law: I don't know why we couldn't just stuff it in a mattress, or under the floorboards like any other human being!
- Juliet Miller: Stop nagging, Alex.
- Alex Law: We coulda hid it in the fridge.”

Ewan McGregor - Alex Law
Kerry Fox - Juliet Miller

“I'm gonna be a missionary. You know, like, uh, traveling around the world killing people for money.”
Joe Rea - Spike

“- Mrs. Hepburn: We don't care about money here.
- Howard Hughes: That's because you have it.”
Frances Conroy - Mrs. Hepburn
Leonardo DiCaprio - Howard Hughes

“Porsche, it's a little too small to get laid in, but you get laid the minute you get out.”
Paul Bates - Robles

“If a thief takes your money and you take it back, does that make you also a thief?”
Robert Carlyle - Adolf Hitler

“- James Bond: He'll betray you! Just like everyone else.
- Colonel Ourumov: Is this true?
- Alec Trevelyan: What's true is that in 48 hours you and I will have more money than God. And Mr. Bond here will have a small memorial service with only Moneypenny and a few tearful restaurateurs in attendance.”

Pierce Brosnan - James Bond
Gottfried John - Colonel Ourumov
Sean Bean - Alec Trevelyan

“- Georges Iscovescu: You've got enough money to get you back to New York. I'll find you there when I'm ready.
- Anita Dixon: Thanks! You just stand right in the middle of Times Square... and whistle!”

Charles Boyer - Georges Iscovescu
Paulette Goddard - Anita Dixon

“My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.”
Errol Flynn