Money quotes

“Now what you boys want to do is you want to graduate from high school, get decent jobs. Take a shot at white-collar crime, that's where the real money is!”

James Woods - John Moss

“- Fast Eddie Felson: You know what this is turning into?
- Vincent Lauria: What?
- Fast Eddie Felson: A waste of my time, and a waste of my money.”
Paul Newman - Fast Eddie Felson
Tom Cruise - Vincent Lauria

“- Management: I never said all is for nothing. I'm a businessman, Mr. Leth, nothing is for nothing. Ex inordinateo veni pecunia.
- Qohen Leth: What?
- Management: There's money in ordering disorder. Chaos pays, Mr. Leth.”
Matt Damon - Management
Christoph Waltz - Qohen Leth

“- Hallie: I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'll make you a little deal: loser jumps into the lake after the game.
- Annie: Excellent.
- Hallie: Butt naked.
- Annie: Even more excellent. Start unzipping, Parker. [revealing her hand to Hallie] Straight, in diamonds.
- Hallie: You're good James... but... you're just not good enough.
- Hallie:...” (continue)(continue reading)

Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James

“Friends and money - oil and water.”
Al Pacino - Michael Corleone

“- Sully: I should have known better than to hire a one-legged lawyer.
- Wirf: You can't afford a two-legged lawyer.”
Paul Newman - Sully
Gene Saks - Wirf

“- R.K. Maroon: How much do you know about show business, Mr. Valiant?
- Eddie Valiant: Only that there is no business like it, no business I know.
- R.K. Maroon: Yeah. And there's no business more expensive. I'm 25 grand over budget on the latest Baby Herman cartoon. You've seen the rabbit blowing his lines. He can't keep his mind on his job....” (continue)(continue reading)
Alan Tilvern - R.K. Maroon
Bob Hoskins - Eddie Valiant

“Nicky's methods of betting weren't scientific, but they worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go fuck themselves. I mean, what were they going to do, muscle Nicky? Nicky was the muscle.”
Robert De Niro - Sam "Ace" Rothstein

“- Janiece: You told me you were a banker...
- Miles Logan: A bank robber!”
Tamala Jones - Janiece
Martin Lawrence - Miles Logan

“- Eric: That wasn't bad, Dennis. How about you tutor me?
- Rocky Dennis: Tutor you?
- Eric: Yeah. Cooley almost failed me last year.
- Rocky Dennis: Ok. But it will cost you $3 an hour.”

L. Craig King - Eric
Eric Stoltz - Rocky Dennis

“- Vic Deakins: You just saved me 3 million dollars. I owe you one.
- Terry Carmichael: Shoot yourself. We'll call it square.”
John Travolta - Vic Deakins
Samantha Mathis - Terry Carmichael

“The audience didn't tune in to watch some amazing display of intellectual ability. They just wanted to watch the money.”
Martin Scorsese - Martin Rittenhome

“You brought me a truck full of risks. Moral risks, legal risks, dollar, fiscal, economic. Help me, I'm stuck, my Freudian skirt is showing.”
Joe Pantoliano - Arnie

“Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money.”
Danny DeVito - Mickey Bergman

“- Doug von Horne: Ernie, you want a doughnut?
- Ernie Fortunato: I'd rather have the money instead!”
Jerry Reed - Doug von Horne
Dom DeLuise - Ernie Fortunato

“You show up to get your pension, they give you a pen. They give you a damn pen! Now, what the hell am I supposed to do with a pen? I should just stab you in the neck with this pen, Mister Pension-Taker!”
Chris Rock - Mays Gilliam

“- Deacon 'Deke' Kaye: We need to sell that shit on eBay.
- Jim Street: I only have one.
- Deacon 'Deke' Kaye: We'll split the profits fifty-fifty, corner the market. Break 'em down like a shotgun, The Polish Penetrator!”

LL Cool J - Deacon 'Deke' Kaye
Colin Farrell - Jim Street

“20 zloty, that's all we have left, 20 zolty. What can I buy with 20 zloty? I am sick of cooking potatoes, potatoes, potatoes.”
Maureen Diane Lipman - Mother

Since the beginning of time people have been frightened, unhappy, scared of death, scared of getting old, and there's always been priests, shamans, shrinks around to tell 'em: "I know you're frightened, but I can help you. Of course, it is going to cost you a few bucks". But they can't help you because life is what it is.
Woody Allen - David Dobel

“The one thing I learned in jail is that money is not the prime asset in life. Time is.”
Michael Douglas - Gordon Gekko

“- Rub Squeers: Can I borrow a dollar?
- Sully: Nope. You can borrow a jelly doughnut, though.
- Rub Squeers: You can't borrow a jelly doughnut. Once you eat it, it's gone.
- Sully: Once you borrow a dollar, it's gone. I'd rather buy you a jelly doughnut.”
Pruitt Taylor Vince - Rub Squeers
Paul Newman - Sully

“- Sam Spade: Haven't you tried to buy my loyalty with money and nothing else?
- Brigid O'Shaughnessy: What else is there I can buy you with?”
Humphrey Bogart - Samuel Spade
Mary Astor - Brigid O'Shaughnessy

“- James Gordon: Every dollar is a dollar we don't have, we're floating on credit, without a net.
- Jan Schlichtmann: Mortgaged my house, I don't care.
- James Gordon: I have, and Kevin's, and Bill's and mine, and I've cashed in our retirement plan, and our life insurance policies, it's gone.”
William H. Macy - James Gordon
John Travolta - Jan Schlichtmann

“I know cats who'd take out whole zip codes for that kind of cheese.”
Samuel L. Jackson - John Shaft

“- Max Bialystock: The two cardinal rules of producing. One: Never put your own money in the show.
- Leo Bloom: And two?
- Max Bialystock: Never put your own money in the show!”
Nathan Lane - Max Bialystock
Matthew Broderick - Leo Bloom