Money quotes

“- Noah: It's not about following your heart and it's not about keeping your promises. It's about security.
- Allie: What's that supposed to mean?
- Noah: [yelling] Money. He's got a lot of money!”

Ryan Gosling - Noah
Rachel McAdams - Allie

“- Maxine: Teri, why do you always have to let everybody know how much you pay for everything?
- Teri: Because I do.”
Vivica A. Fox - Maxine
Vanessa Williams - Teri

“- Scarface: Don't worry, man. All we gotta do to get you out is to get ten percent of ten million dollars. Which by our calculations is...
- Brian: ...Fucking impossible, man!”
Guillermo Díaz - Scarface
Jim Breuer - Brian

“- Raoul Duke: Straight economics, man. This girl is a godsend. Shit, she can make us a grand a day.
- Dr. Gonzo: That's ugly, man. Stop talking like that.
- Raoul Duke: I figure she can do about four at a time. If we keep her full of acid that's more like two grand a day. Maybe three.”
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke
Benicio del Toro - Dr. Gonzo

“- Dickie Roberts: You want my autograph too? Dickie Roberts.
- Girl: No, I'm fine.
- Dickie Roberts: How about if I put it on a $5 bill?
- Girl: Make it a 20?”

David Spade - Dickie Roberts
Nancy Pimental - Girl

“- Marion Silver: Getting the money's not the problem Harry.
- Harry Goldfarb: Then what's the problem?
- Marion Silver: I don't know what I'm going to have to do to get it.”
Jennifer Lynn Connelly - Marion Silver
Jared Leto - Harry Goldfarb

“You're a nice guy, you make me laugh. But our policy is: we can't give your money back.”
Garry Marshall - Casino Manager

“You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy shit, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno!”
Jon Stewart - Enhancement Smoker

“Practically every major corporation hides its money offshore. And that is good news for us, because we are the the shore.”
Johnny Depp - Kemp

“- Eve: So for four thousand dollars, all I have to do is drive you to your hotel?
- Adam: Uh-huh!
- Eve: That's it?
- Adam: Yes.
- Eve: And I don't have to take a physical in your spaceship?”
Alicia Silverstone - Eve
Brendan Fraser - Adam

“- Lady Holiday: Give Stanley a tip, Nicky.
- Nicky Holiday: For complimenting you on your necklace?
- Lady Holiday: No, because it's customary.
- Nicky Holiday: I haven't any change.
- Lady Holiday: Then give him something bigger.
- Nicky Holiday: Bigger? I left my wallet at home.
- Lady Holiday: You left your wallet in college.”

Diana Rigg - Lady Holiday
Charles Grodin - Nicky Holiday

“This will be your home - where I can find you always! To me, you are a belonging. We will tour the world: Paris, London, Monte Carlo, Constantinopolee. We start tonight! You will make lots of money... for me! And when you are growing too old, you will make good firewood!”

Charles Judels - Stromboli

“If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers.”
Robin Williams - Professor Philip Brainard

“- Roy Waller: I'm not a criminal. I'm a con man.
- Dr. Klein: The difference being?
- Roy Waller: They give me their money.
- Dr. Klein: That's a nice rationalization, Roy.”
Nicolas Cage - Roy Waller
Bruce Altman - Dr. Klein

“Sally helps me with my accounts. I have no head for figures at all. I’m trying desperately to save some money, you know I told you. I just can’t seem to. He makes me write down everything in there. What I get, what I spend. I used to have a checking account. He made me get rid of that. He feels, for me anyway, that it’s better to operate on a...” (continue)(continue reading)

Audrey Hepburn - Holly Golightly

“Not Albert Schweltzer. Robin Hood. I take from the rich. And give to the middle class... Well, the upper middle class.”

Danny DeVito - Lawrence Garfield

“- Alvin: Let me get this straight, the offer is a million dollars, or you kill me.
- Bristol: Correct.
- Alvin: You know, a million dollars ain't what it used to be, with taxes.”
Jamie Foxx - Alvin
Doug Hutchison - Bristol

“When a man's got money in his pocket, he begins to appreciate peace.”
Clint Eastwood - Joe

“Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.”

Jim Carrey - Joel Barish

“I thought you might be more reasonable. Money has a way of doing that to a man. But no, I don't think so. Not with you. You are one of those types of Soviets who only looks forward to death. I know you well, Vanya. Without me, you don't even exist.”

Ed O'Ross - Viktor Rostavili

“Who are these men you're afraid of? Who are these tiny fucking men? They're accountants.”
Liev Schreiber - Orson Welles

“- Soap: I'd take a pain in the arse for half a million quid.
- Tom: You'd take a pain in the arse for air miles.
- Soap: Tom, the fatter you get, the sadder you get.
- Eddy: Will you two stop flirting for a minute?”
Dexter Fletcher - Soap
Jason Flemyng - Tom
Nick Moran - Eddy

“- Murphy 'Murph' Dunne: Tell me a little about this electric piano, Ray.
- Ray: Ah, you have a good eye, my man. That's the best in the city of Chicago.
- 'Joliet' Jake Blues: How much?
- Jay: 2000 bucks and it's yours. You can take it home with you. As a matter of fact, I'll throw in the black keys for free.”
Murphy Dunne - Murphy 'Murph' Dunne
Ray Charles - Ray
John Belushi - Joliet' Jake Blues

“For the good old American life: for the money, for the glory, and for the fun... mostly for the money.”

Burt Reynolds - Bandit

“Yeah, hi. This isn't a library... so it's ten bucks to browse. You got ten bucks?”

Heath Ledger - Skip