Money quotes

“My old man used to say to me, probably the only thing we ever really agreed on, was that whoever has the money has the power. You might wanna jot that down in your book. It's something you're gonna need to remember.”
Matthew Goode - Gary Spargo

“- Judy Witwicky: Look at this place! I feel smarter already! Can you smell that?
- Ron Witwicky: Yeah, smells like $40,000 a year.”

Julie White - Judy Witwicky
Kevin Dunn - Ron Witwicky

“- President Beck: We always thought the deadline for public knowledge was the publication of next year's budget since we've spent more money than we can account for. That won't happen for two weeks. I don't suppose I could prevail upon you to wait two weeks in the name of national security?
- Jenny Lerner: Two weeks? There's no such thing as two...” (continue)(continue reading)
Morgan Freeman - President Beck
Téa Leoni - Jenny Lerner

“From the first moment I laid eyes on you I have always, always loved... your money. On the other hand, just the sight of you has made me want to puke.”

Famke Janssen - Evelyn

There's an old saying: "Money talks". The only thing I ever heard it say was "Goodbye".
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Lawson Russell

“Before I ever ran a casino or got myself blown up, Ace Rothstein was a hell of a handicapper, I can tell you that. I was so good that when I bet, I can change the odds for every bookmaker in the country. I'm serious. I had it down so cold that I was given paradise on earth. I was given one of the biggest casinos in Las Vegas to run: The Tangiers...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robert De Niro - Sam "Ace" Rothstein

“- Eddie: You're in debt? What kind of debt?
- Lila: You know, the kind where you owe a lot of money to people.”
Ben Stiller - Eddie
Malin Akerman - Lila

“- Charles Montgomery: I gave you $200.000.
- Jessie Montgomery: Well, it's ancient history!
- Charles Montgomery: I believe it was lunch time.”
Tom Skerritt - Charles Montgomery
Ally Sheedy - Jessie Montgomery

“A patty's just a piece of meat, but it can have character. See that doughnut hole? Gets 18 patties to the pound instead of 16. Saves me about $40,000 a year. That's serious money, Ron. I plug the hole with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, spices. I cover it with a pickle. They'll never miss a thing.”
Jerry Levine - Steve Boyer

“- Al Giordino: You know my dad collected ancient coins, from Rome, China, Siam, Persia... somehow they all ended up in a shoe box in New Jersey.
- Dirk Pitt: Meaning?
- Al Giordino: Coins travel, Dirk.”
Steve Zahn - Al Giordino
Matthew McConaughey - Dirk Pitt

“- Allison French: I'm afraid all the time.
- Virgil Cole: Of what?
- Allison French: Everything.
- Virgil Cole: Like what? Hmm?
- Allison French: Like being alone. Like being with the wrong man. Not having any money, a place to live.”
Renee Zellweger - Allison French
Ed Harris - Virgil Cole

“Few people on this planet knows what it is to be truly despised. Can you blame them? I earn a living fronting an organization that kills 1200 people a day. The face of cigarettes, the Colonel Sanders of nicotine.”
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor

“- Walter Sullivan: Are you going to rob me again?
- Luther Whitney: Oh, I don't need your money, Mr. Sullivan. Now, did you check your vault lately? I put everything back.
- Walter Sullivan: I'm afraid we're a little late for an attempt at leniency.”
E.G. Marshall - Walter Sullivan
Clint Eastwood - Luther Whitney

“- Christine Valco: how would you like it if I agreed to something like this without asking you?
- Tom Valco: Well, that would depend. Would we be getting $250,000?”

Catherine O'Hara - Christine Valco
James Gandolfini - Tom Valco

- Delores "Jacks" Jackson: You're gonna need me.
- Nico Toscani: Need you? For what?
- Delores "Jacks" Jackson: To get your ass outta jail.
- Nico Toscani: You think you can afford my bail?
Pam Grier - Delores "Jacks" Jackson
Steven Seagal - Nico Toscani

“Dear, we agreed to put on a wedding, not go into bankruptcy... Caviar? Who are we inviting, the czar? Get some cheese and crackers... some of those little cocktail weenies...”

J. K. Simmons - J. Jonah Jameson

“- Historian Smoker: You know how much condoms used to cost back in them days?
- Thurgood Jenkins: How much?
- Historian Smoker: I don't know, we never used 'em.”
Willie Nelson - Historian Smoker
Dave Chappelle - Thurgood Jenkins

“- Mallory Pike: We're rich!
- Jessi Ramsey: We can almost buy a car!
- Mallory Pike: In five years, we can drive it!
- Kristy Thomas: Hey, you guys, if we raise enough money, we can have our own office!
- Stacey: That's a great idea!”

Stacy Linn Ramsower - Mallory Pike
Zelda Harris - Jessi Ramsey
Schuyler Fisk - Kristy Thomas
Bre Blair - Stacey McGill

“- Etta Place: Sundance says it's because you're a soft touch, and always taking expensive vacations, and buying drinks for everyone, and you're a rotten gambler.
- Butch Cassidy: Well that might have something to do with it.”

Katharine Ross - Etta Place
Paul Newman - Butch Cassidy

“- Adoption Agent: She insisted that you were adopted by a member of the working class to save you from the curse of money.
- Tommy Patel: How very thoughtful...”
Bill Stewart - Adoption Agent
Eric Idle - Tommy Butterfly Rainbow Peace Patel

“- Dale Putley: $5,000 in cash. What is he doing with $5,000 in cash?
- Jack Lawrence: He stole it.
- Dale Putley: Why do you always jump to the worst possible conclusion?
- Jack Lawrence: Okay, he won it in a hair-whirl contest.”

Robin Williams - Dale Putley
Billy Crystal - Jack Lawrence

- "Aunt" Beverly: The only way to get to a real court is to pay the money first.
- Harry Johnson: A hundred and ninety thousand dollars?
- "Aunt" Beverly: Then you have to sue the government to get it back.
- Harry Johnson: Well that doesn't seem right.
- "Aunt" Beverly: Well, the way things are and what's right are very seldom the same.
Geraldine Page - "Aunt" Beverly
Edward Herrmann - Harry Johnson

“- Akeelah: Why would anybody want to represent a school where they can't even put doors on the toilet stalls?
- Mr. Welch: Akeelah, if we can't show students can perform we're not going to have money for books let alone bathroom doors.”

Keke Palmer - Akeelah
Curtis Armstrong - Mr. Welch

“- David Clark: What the fuck is that?
- Brad Gurdlinger: Oh, my orca. Yeah, I bought an orca. I make a lot of money.
- David Clark: So you bought a whale?
- Brad Gurdlinger: Well, I don't like sports cars.”
Jason Sudeikis - David Clark
Ed Helms - Brad Gurdlinger

“- Gretchen: What was the purpose of the trip?
- Saverin: Well, as CFO, I had set up some meetings with potential advertisers.
- Gretchen: Who paid for the trip?
- Saverin: It was paid for out of the thousand dollar account I had set up a few months earlier.
- Gretchen: At this point, your thousand dollars was the only money that had been put...” (continue)(continue reading)
Denise Grayson - Gretchen
Andrew Garfield - Eduardo Saverin