Money quotes

“Anything complicated is now seen as poison at the box office.”
Isabel Coixet

“I don't make my living writing; I make my living as a producer and as a director.”
Grant Heslov

“It proved to be pretty impossible to get funds for a feature film in Finland. It's still small, but the film industry was miniscule at that point in the early '80s.”
Renny Harlin

“I had been accepted to film school, but my parents couldn't afford it, and yet they made too much money for me to get a scholarship.”
Ryan Murphy

“The amazing thing is that the more money it takes for a movie to get made, the more you feel like everybody wants you to fail.”
Alfonso Cuarón

“Money opens up wonderful worlds of possibilities.”
Sam Raimi

“All this money and these people eat slugs?”
Mary-Kate Olsen - Amanda Lemmon

“In show business, if you can make money for people they don't care what you do.”
Joel Schumacher

“I work for money. It's the American way.”
Don Siegel

“Don't look so hurt, Alan. I fucked you, I fucked Andrew, I fucked Frank. That's what I do; I fuck. And it made me 8 million dollars!”

Madonna - Rebecca Carlson

“My bitch better have my money, through rain, sleet, or snow. My whore better have my money, not half, not some, but all my cash. ’Cause if she don't, I'm gonna put my foot in her ass.”
Antonio Fargas - Flyguy

“I paid 28 dollars for that ball! I had to mow ten lawns and ask my mom for a dollar 26 times! I never worked that hard in my life.”
Sam Lerner - Chowder

“- Steven Obanno: Do you believe in God, Mr. Le Chiffre?
- Le Chiffre: No. I believe in a reasonable rate of return.”
Isaach De Bankolé - Steven Obanno
Mads Mikkelsen - Le Chiffre

“Debbie won the lottery. But I guess so did 400,000 other people, so she only won, like, $17.”
Jennifer Aniston - Grace Connelly

“- Clark Kent: Excuse me, Mr. White. I was wondering if, if, uh, perhaps you could arrange for half my salary to be sent to this address on a weekly basis.
- Lois Lane: Your bookie, right?
- Clark Kent: My what?
- Lois Lane: Don't tell me: he sends a check every week to his sweet, grey-haired old mother.
- Clark Kent: Actually, she's silver-haired.”
Christopher Reeve - Clark Kent
Margot Kidder - Lois Lane

“- Dave: Movies cost millions of dollars to make.
- Bowfinger: That's after gross net deduction profit percentage deferment ten percent of the nut. Cash, every movie cost $2,184.”
Jamie Kennedy - Dave
Steve Martin - Bowfinger

“- Mark Hanna: The name of the game, moving the money from the client's pocket to your pocket.
- Jordan Belfort: But if you can make your clients money at the same time it's advantageous to everyone, correct?
- Mark Hanna: No.”

Matthew McConaughey - Mark Hanna
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jordan Belfort

“- Judge B. Bennet Galloway: Mr. Jackson, six months ago you were caught shoplifting at a Stop 'N Shop, with a box full of Ding Dongs and a six pack of Banana Strawberry Boone's Farm.
- LeeJohn: Uh, your honor, it was Goober Grape.
- Judge B. Bennet Galloway: When the arresting officer searched you, he found a twenty dollar bill in your pocket....” (continue)(continue reading)
Keith David - Judge B. Bennet Galloway
Tracy Morgan - LeeJohn

“God knows I am a patriot. I loaned the country 400 Billion. And I want my 400 Billion back. Does that make me a bad guy? I've got to eat too, you know! So I'm giving the President until the end of September this year to pay me back, or I'll be forced to foreclose. What can I do? I've got to eat too, you know! Does that make me a bad guy?”

Chief Dan George - Sam Birdwater

“Things don't affect people the way they used to. I mean it may very well be that 10 years from now people will pay $10,000 in cash to be castrated just in order to be affected by something.”
Himself - Andre Gregory

“- Helen: James. Maybe I shouldn't be here. I'm sorry, I'm not being fair. You know, under normal circumstances, etcetera... You're really nice and funny. My friend Anna thinks you're cute...
- James: Wait. Wait! Your friend Anna thinks I'm cute? Your friend Anna thinks I'm cute? Shit, I just blew, wait, two eighty-five on the wrong girl!”

Gwyneth Paltrow - Helen
John Hannah - James

“- Mickey: How many girls can we get for a hundred?
- Porky: There's five of you, right? That's a lot of horny dicks. I'll let you have two girls for an hour, or three or a half-hour.
- Mickey: That's all?
- Porky: No one's forcing you, but it's a long ride back home and it's even longer with a hard on.
- Mickey: Okay, okay, we'll take three for...” (continue)(continue reading)
Roger Wilson - Mickey
Chuck Mitchell - Porky

“The days when Yanks could come over here and buy up Nelson's Column, a Harley Street surgeon and a couple of windmill girls are definitely over!”

Bob Hoskins - Harold

“- Jimmy Tudeski: You're about to find out if the woman you love loves you. You know, if it were me, in her position, I'd just take the money and run.
- Oz Oseransky: So what are you betting on?
- Jimmy Tudeski: I'm betting on love. Love for you means money for me.”
Bruce Willis - Jimmy Tudeski
Matthew Perry - Oz Oseransky

“It's not about the money. It's about the game between people.”
Michael Douglas - Gordon Gekko