Money quotes

“Money talks nobody walks.”
David Strathairn - Asteroid

“Would you like people to make money off your misery?”

Robert Kerman - Professor Harold Monroe

“- Mugger: Give me all your money and your wallets.
- Larry Wilson: Aw, get your ass outta here, it's too hot!”
Timothy Perez - Mugger
Andrew McCarthy - Larry Wilson

“What's the secret of America? Money! Everything is money, Charlie. But you'll never make any money, because you dress like a schmuck.”
F. Murray Abraham - Arnold Rothstein

“We're talking about money for Christ's sake, we're talking about cards. Friendship is friendship and a wonderful thing and I'm all for it. I never said different, and you know me on this thing, but let's just keep it separate. Let's keep the two apart and we can deal with each other like some human beings.”
Dustin Hoffman - Teach

“- Matty Banks: Can I put Cameron back on the list if he promises not to eat?
- George Banks: You know, that's not a bad idea. Who else can we ask not to eat? My parents and your mother.
- Annie Banks: Why don't we just charge people? That way we can make money on the wedding?”
Kieran Culkin - Matty Banks
Steve Martin - George Banks
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks

“- Shelleen: Let's have a drink for old times' sake.
- Butch Cassidy: Old times' sake? That means you got no cash.”
Lee Marvin - Shelleen
Arthur Hunnicutt - Butch Cassidy

“Who cares about the reward is right. Forget about the reward. Let's just take the $2 1/2 million in money and jewels. We're millionaires! Millionaires, Gus! We're rich!”

Joe Pesci - Joe Waters

“Mister, it's not me, it's my brother. He does this to me all the time. He takes me out, and he says he's got the money, and then we eat, and he says he's gotta go to the bathroom and he sneaks out just before the check comes in! And I'm left there with no money and this stupid look on my face, but I swear it won't happen again, so just let me go...” (continue)(continue reading)

Noelle Parker - Harmony

“- Watty Watts: I've got a problematical situation going on. I borrowed two thousand dollars from Father Pecro to buy that wedding ring.
- Billy Mack Black: See, you're a stupid asshole.
- Watty Watts: Well, I couldn't help it, man, it was on sale.”
Gil Bellows - Watty Watts
Rory Cochrane - Billy Mack Black

“- Bill Firpo: Where are you going?
- Lila: It's a robbery. I'm going to get you money out of the cash register.
- Bill Firpo: I'm robbing the bank.
- Lila: Well the bank is across the street.”
Nicolas Cage - Bill Firpo
Vivian Reis? - Lila

“Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, dear Jed Clampett, they spent a fortune on me for you!”

Dolly Parton - Dolly Parton

“- Panhandler: You got any spare change brother?
- Lucky: Hell no. you'll end up drinking it up. But I can give you a stamp so you can mail your ass a job application.”
Michael Colyar - Panhandler
2Pac - Lucky

“- Dick Goodwin: You know, money isn't everything.
- Sandra Goodwin: I'm not the one who came home with a Chrysler catalogue.”
Rob Morrow - Dick Goodwin
Mira Sorvino - Sandra Goodwin

“Daughter! Daughter. What a nightmare! Leaving us this way with bitterness in your heart - and no money.”

Frank Morgan - Pops Burns