Money quotes

“- Jonathan Mardukas: I got money, y'know.
- Jack Walsh: I'm sure you do.
- Jonathan Mardukas: I'll give you whatever you want.
- Jack Walsh: Start by shutting up. I know you all of two minutes and already I don't like ya.
- Jonathan Mardukas: Gee, that's too bad. I really like you.”
Charles Grodin - Jonathan Mardukas
Robert De Niro - Jack Walsh

“- Thomas Jefferson Johnson: Y'all remember Willie Sutton?
- Van Dyke: My hero.
- Thomas Jefferson Johnson: What did he say when they asked him why he robbed banks?
- Van Dyke: 'Cause that's where the money is.”
Eddie Murphy - Thomas Jefferson Johnson
Sonny Jim Gaines - Van Dyke

“- Annette Atkins: [walks in and sees the camera crew] Aw, shit.
- Amber Atkins: Oh, they're from Los Angeles. They wanted to see my room and film me for their movie.
- Annette Atkins: Yah, well, if they ask you to take your top off, get the money first.”

Ellen Barkin - Annette Atkins
Kirsten Dunst - Amber Atkins

“Lieutenant Dan got me invested in some kind of fruit company. So then I got a call from him, saying we don't have to worry about money no more. And I said, that's good! One less thing.”

Tom Hanks - Forrest Gump

“Is that why you're here, Colonel? Some kind of post-Vietnam experience like you need a rerun or something? You pour a hundred twenty million bucks into this place, you turn it into a military zone, so what, so you can have chopper parades in the sky?”
James Woods - Richard Boyle

“- Blue: I just don't understand exactly why you're charging me twenty percent interest on the money that you loaned me, when you already taking thirty percent out of my check.
- Dollar Bill: Welcome to the strippin' game, partner. Blue, you ain't nothin'. All you do is spin records, that's all you do. Who'd you think you are, DJ Quick? Kid...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jamie Foxx - Blue
Bernie Mac - Dollar Bill

“- Carter: Fifty million dollars? Man, who do you think you kidnapped? Chelsea Clinton?
- Sang: We want twenty million in fifties.
- Carter: Okay, twenty million in fifties.
- Sang: Twenty million in twenties.
- Carter: Okay, twenty million in twenties.
- Sang: And ten million in tens.
- Carter: Ten million in tens. Okay. Hey d'you want any fives...” (continue)(continue reading)
Chris Tucker - Carter
Ken Leung - Sang

“- Steve Wright: We'll have it for you at four o'clock.
- George Berger: See, that's just what my other problem is, man.
- Steve Wright: What?
- George Berger: You're full of shit.”

Miles Chapin - Steve Wright
Treat Williams - George Berger

“- Randolph Duke: Money isn't everything, Mortimer.
- Mortimer Duke: Oh, grow up.
- Randolph Duke: Mother always said you were greedy.
- Mortimer Duke: She meant it as a compliment.”
Ralph Bellamy - Randolph Duke
Don Ameche - Mortimer Duke

“- Hank: What about, uh... What was her name? Carrie Richards? She liked you even though you were a broke dick.
- Jacob: Oh, her. Yeah. That was a whole different deal. That was... her friends, they pitched in 100 bucks altogether and bet her that she wouldn't go steady with me for a month.”
Bill Paxton - Hank
Billy Bob Thornton - Jacob

“- Clifford Muckle - Boy in Bank: Mommy, doesn't that man have a funny nose?
- Mrs. Muckle - Mother in Bank: You mustn't make fun of the gentleman, Clifford. You'd like to have a nose like that full of nickels, wouldn't you?”

Bobby Larson - Clifford Muckle - Boy in Bank
Jan Duggan - Mrs. Muckle - Mother in Bank

“- Chili Palmer: I never thought you'd be this dumb leaving three hundred grand in a bag in the closet under an extra blanket but I guess you are.
- Leo Devoe: I didn't know where to put it where would you?
- Chili Palmer: How about a bank?
- Leo Devoe: They'd report it to the IRS.
- Chili Palmer: You don't open an account you put it in a safety...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Travolta - Chili Palmer
David Paymer - Leo Devoe

- Marcie: Only $50?
- Berzin: Come on, Marcie! Cut me some slack, will you?
- Marcie: Slack? No, you find slack in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis".
Elizabeth Daily - Marcie
Richard Panebianco - Berzin

“- Jack Walsh: How much is here?
- Jonathan Mardukas: Neighborhood of three hundred thousand.
- Jack Walsh: That's a, that's a... very respectable neighborhood.”
Robert De Niro - Jack Walsh
Charles Grodin - Jonathan Mardukas

“Everyone's your brother until the rent comes due.”
Jean Reno - Vincent

“A man came into the store today and asked for change for a dollar, and I accidentally gave him three quarters. Took me all afternoon just to track him down.”
Harry Shearer - Ned Flanders

“I've discovered it's not actually terribly difficult to make money in the securities business.”
John Standing - Peter Baring

- Charmian: Shit, you don't know, do you? You just know you want it, right?
- John Converse: "I desire to serve God and to grow rich like all men".
- Charmian: Who said that?
- John Converse: I don't know. Some great hustler of the past.

Gail Strickland - Charmian
Michael Moriarty - John Converse

“- Beth Easton: You know, there are a couple of cute boys there.
- Jody Salerno: There just after your money.”
Christina Ricci - Beth Easton
Anna Chlumsky - Jody Salerno

“I need your support, I need your expertise, I need your input, and most importantly, I need your money.”

Martin Sheen - Greg Stillson

“- Felix Leiter: There's only one law down there. Sanchez's Law! Plomo o Plata.
- James Bond: Lead or silver.”
David Hedison - Felix Leiter
Timothy Dalton - James Bond

“I got you a $40,000 car and a $2 mutt. Go figure.”

James Woods - Lenny Brown

“- Seth Davis: FCC regulations state that maximum rip allowed is five percent allowed and we're making four times that.
- Chris Varick: You just passed your Series Seven and now you're an inspector? Aren't you happy with the way things are going?
- Seth Davis: Yeah I am, I'm just curious, you're not curious?
- Chris Varick: Not at all, I like...” (continue)(continue reading)
Giovanni Ribisi - Seth Davis
Vin Diesel - Chris Varick

“- Fred Waters: Here's six bucks. You can have fun all day on that.
- Preston Waters: You don't get out much, do you Dad?”
James Rebhorn - Fred Waters
Brian Bonsall - Preston Waters

“I pay my baby love and she pays me back with pity.”

John Mahoney - W.P. Mayhew