Money quotes

“- Mayor Carmine DePasto: If you want this year's homecoming parade in my town, you have to pay for it.
- Dean Vernon Wormer: Carmine, I don't think it's right that you should extort money from the college.
- Mayor Carmine DePasto: Look, these parades you throw are very expensive. You using my police, my sanitation people, and my Oldsmobiles free...” (continue)(continue reading)
Cesare Danova - Mayor Carmine DePasto
John Vernon - Dean Vernon Wormer

- Joseph "Sport" Sullivan: Look at those hands, ladies. You should have been a pug, Chickie.
- Arnold "Chick" Gandil: I did some fighting in my time. Once I was fighting a guy, my eyes were all bloody but I landed a lucky punch. The next thing I know I'm steppin' on something and it's the other guy's teeth. The referee raised my hand and someone... (continue)(continue reading)
Kevin Tighe - Joseph "Sport" Sullivan
Michael Rooker - Arnold "Chick" Gandil

“- Nick Schaffer: What's this $110?
- Hotel Clerk: Those are your in-room movies.
- Nick Schaffer: No, I didn't watch any movies.
- Hotel Clerk: Okay, let's see... Afro Whores.
- Nick Schaffer: Afro Whores?
- Hotel Clerk: You watched it... let's see... uh, 11 times.”

Breckin Meyer - Nick Schaffer
Jenica Bergere - Hotel Clerk

“- Roland Michell: What do you charge an hour? Roughly.
- Fergus Wolfe: Oh uh, I don't know, 500.
- Roland Michell: Pounds? Jesus! No wonder you have a nice hallway.
- Fergus: Thank you.
- Roland Michell: Okay, I want to buy 7 minutes of attorney-client privilege, right now.”
Aaron Eckhart - Roland Michell
Toby Stephens - Fergus Wolfe

“- Lucy: When can we have rice pudding again?
- Julia: As soon as the check comes from your father.
- Bea: Sure, father Christmas!”
Carrie Mullan - Lucy
Kate Winslet - Julia
Bella Riza - Bea

“You think you're scared now? Wait till your parents get the bill for breaking Daedalus.”

Kate Capshaw - Andie Bergstrom

“We're gonna make a fortune with this place.”

Martin Ferrero - Gennaro

“- Sonny Koufax: Don't worry about me making money. I'm in love with a woman who makes plenty of it. She'll be my sugar mamma.
- Homeless Guy: I gotta get me one of those.”
Adam Sandler - Sonny Koufax
Steve Buscemi - Homeless Guy

“- Rons Dad: [speaking to Ronald] I'm proud of you son. You worked, you earned, you saved...
- Chuckie Miller: You Ask! Hey big Dave, how about spottin' me a twenty to purchase some necessities!”
Dennis Dugan - David Miller
Seth Green - Chuckie Miller

“- Randolph Duke: Ezra. Right on time. I'll bet you thought I'd forgotten your Christmas bonus. There you are.
- Ezra: Five dollars. Maybe I'll go to the movies... by myself.”
Ralph Bellamy - Randolph Duke
Avon Long - Ezra

“- Scott Favor: I only have sex with a guy for money.
- Mike Waters: Yeah, I know.
- Scott Favor: Two guys can't love each other.
- Mike Waters: I don't know. I mean, for me, I could love someone even if I wasn't paid for it... I love you, and... you don't pay me.”
Keanu Reeves - Scott Favor
River Phoenix - Mike Waters

“Mama Celeste face up, I go to work, Mama Celeste face down, we're selling carnations on a freeway off ramp.”

Christina Applegate - Swell

“I'm not paying good money to stand in the toilets.”
Thomas Kavanagh - Riley

“- Vincent Mancini: Don Lucchesi, you are a man of finance and politics. These things I don't understand.
- Don Licio Lucchesi: You understand guns?
- Vincent Mancini: Yes.
- Don Licio Lucchesi: Finance is a gun. Politics is knowing when to pull the trigger.”
Andy Garcia - Vincent Mancini
Enzo Robutti - Don Licio Lucchesi

“For five hundred dollars I'd climb to Heaven, and hang by my heels from the pearly gates.”
Bill Strother - Bill, The Pal

“When Bones finds out what you did, he's gonna take everything, including the sporty little hat you got on your head. And then most likely he'll shoot you, so you won't tell on him. Now, I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna hurt you. Now you got three hundred and ten thousand in the bag here. I'm gonna take the three hundred thousand that you...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Travolta - Chili Palmer

“- Serge: [taking notice to Axel Foley's interest in the artwork] I see you look at this piece.
- Axel Foley: Yeah. I was wondering how much something like this went for.
- Serge: One hundred and thirty thousand dollar.
- Axel Foley: Get the fuck out of here!”
Bronson Pinchot - Serge
Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley

“- Troy: Eve, a man walks into your life, who's the kindest, most polite, most incredibly rich guy you've ever met...
- Eve: And I have him committed.
- Troy: Yes. Yes you did.
- Eve: Well, at least I fell for him before I knew he was rich. That's new.”
Dave Foley - Troy
Alicia Silverstone - Eve

“- Arthur Bach: Yesterday I sold some blood at a hospital.
- Hobson: Hospital? I should've thought a local distillery would have paid you much more.”
Dudley Moore - Arthur Bach
Sir John Gielgud - Hobson

“- Vusi Madlazi: There's two things I never, ever buy: water and pussy.
- Black Hooker: Ha! Why's that?
- Vusi Madlazi: Because they both come free.”
Ice Cube - Vusi Madlazi
Tembsie Times - Black Hooker

“Even Bobby thinks we went out. Great, huh? Ha! All of you thought we were a couple. What a joke!... Ronald Miller paid me 1,000 bucks to pretend I liked him. What a deal, huh? $1,000 to go out with him for a month. This guy. Oh, God. He bought me. And he bought all of you. He was sick and tired of being a nobody. Yeah, and he said that all of...” (continue)(continue reading)
Amanda Peterson - Cindy Mancini

“- Fusco: You can save a little, build a future.
- Tony Manero: Oh, fuck the future!
- Fusco: No, Tony! You can't fuck the future. The future fucks you! It catches up with you and it fucks you if you ain't planned for it.”
Sam Coppola - Dan Fusco
John Travolta - Tony Manero

“If you win this mail-in contest, you can choose between 90,000 dollars, or 90,000 donuts. What would you do with 90,000 donuts?”

Kathleen Quinlan - Amy Taylor

“- Edward Lewis: You can't charge me for directions!
- Vivian Ward: I can do anything I want to, baby, I ain't lost.”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Edward Lewis
Julia Roberts - Vivian Ward

“I only got one rule. And that's never bet money that you don't have on a dog race with an ex-girlfriend who happens to be a stripper.”
Cheech Marin - Romeo Posar