Money quotes

“- CC Bloom: Harry, did you catch that set? Those people loved me! So, I was wondering if I could borrow fifty dollars until pay day.
- Harry: No.
- CC Bloom: What the hell is this, a piano bar or a Nazi work camp? I'm singing my heart out for bupkus, peanuts. I'm eating dog food and you can't even give me fifty dollars you already owe me [Harry...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bette Midler - CC Bloom
Robert Ball - Harry

“- Hank: A plan?
- Sarah: Yeah.
- Hank: Like the one to take the money back to the plane, and we end up killing Stephanson. Or maybe the one where we tape Lou and two more people end up dead. Is that the sort of plan you're thinking of? Well, I've got a plan! I'm taking the money back right now, all of it!”
Bill Paxton - Hank
Bridget Fonda - Sarah

“- Principal Maloney: Why would you do such a thing?
- Bentley: Why does anyone do anything in this country, Claire? Money.”

Brenda Fricker - Principal Maloney
Sir Patrick Stewart - Bentley

“You're 30 cents away from having a quarter! Where the fuck you going to get a boat?”

Robin Harris - Sweet Dick Willie

“- Senator Vernon Trent: You can take that to the bank!
- Mason Storm: I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank!”
William Sadler - Senator Vernon Trent
Steven Seagal - Mason Storm

“- Harriet M. Welsch: I hate money.
- Sport: You'd like it a lot more if you didn't have any.”
Michelle Trachtenberg - Harriet M. Welsch
Gregory Smith - Sport

“It's money and adventure and fame. It's the thrill of a lifetime and a long sea voyage that starts at six o'clock tomorrow morning.”
Robert Armstrong - Carl Denham

“- Dr. Gillian Taylor: Don't tell me you don't use money in the 23rd Century.
- Kirk: Well, we don't.”
Catherine Hicks - Gillian
William Shatner - James T. Kirk

“- Zoe: I am not a prostitute!
- Zed: That's great. Can I have my 1000 francs back, then?”
Julie Delpy - Zoe
Eric Stoltz - Zed

“You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.”
Brad Pitt - Tyler Durden

“- Rick Deckard: Is this a real snake?
- Zhora: Of course it's not real. You think I would be working in a place like this if I could afford a real snake?”
Harrison Ford - Rick Deckard
Joanna Cassidy - Zhora

“- Danny Noonan: I planned to go to law school after I graduated, but it looks like my folks won't have enough money to put me through college.
- Judge Elihu Smails: Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.”
Michael O'Keefe - Danny Noonan
Ted Knight - Judge Elihu Smails

“Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.”

Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly

“- Edgar Clenteen: We just gotta keep him clean for a few more days.
- Agent Wooly: How much money?
- Edgar Clenteen: Sixty-five hundred.
- Agent Wooly: Wouldn't it be cheaper to just send him to New York University?”
David Morse - Edgar Clenteen
David Paymer - Agent Wooly

“- Joe Bradley: Irving! Am I glad to see you!
- Irving Radovich: Why? Did you forget your wallet?”
Gregory Peck - Joe Bradley
Eddie Albert - Irving Radovich

I once asked this literary agent, uh, what kind of writing paid the best... he said, "Ransom notes".
Gene Hackman - Harry Zimm

“- Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit.
- Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. If she don't make enough money she can quit.
- Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?
- Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone...” (continue)(continue reading)

Edward Bunker - Mr. Blue
Steve Buscemi - Mr. Pink
Chris Penn - Nice Guy Eddie

“- Vic Dumask: I don't know you, Mr. Mitchell. What can I do for you?
- John 'Johnny Handsome' Sedley: A laundry service. Could be five million dollars worth.
- Vic Dumask: That sounds illegal.
- John 'Johnny Handsome' Sedley: It is.”
David Schramm - Vic Dumask
Mickey Rourke - John 'Johnny Handsome' Sedley

“- Cookie: How come you got all this money?
- Harry Block: I always keep hooker money around, you know, 'cause I once paid by check years ago and the I.R.S. killed me.”
Hazelle Goodman - Cookie
Woody Allen - Harry Block

“- Grandpa Gustafson: Relax. Kids swallow quarters all the time.
- Melanie Gustafson: Really?
- Grandpa Gustafson: Sure. If she craps out two dimes and a nickel, then you can start worrying.”
Burgess Meredith - Grandpa Gustafson
Daryl Hannah - Melanie Gustafson

“- Marvin Isherwood: What's that? And why did you have it sent here?
- Stanley Goodspeed: Carla wouldn't approve. She thinks it's dumb to spend $600 on an LP.
- Marvin Isherwood: Carla's right. Why didn't you just spend $13 on a CD, man?
- Stanley Goodspeed: Well, first of all, it's because I'm a Beatlemaniac. And second, these sound better.”

Todd Louiso - Marvin Isherwood
Nicolas Cage - Stanley Goodspeed

“- Emmett Fitz-Hume: Oh. Uh, will you hold my wallet for me while I take the test, please? There's a thousand dollars in there... or maybe there isn't. Know what I mean?
- Test Monitor: Are you saying I can take this money if I help you pass the test?
- Emmett Fitz-Hume: What do you think?”
Chevy Chase - Emmett Fitz-Hume
Frank Oz - Test Monitor

“The name's Mo Rutherford. They call me that 'cause when people give me money, I always want mo'.”
Michael Moriarty - David "Mo" Rutherford

“I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing.”

Michael Douglas - Gordon Gekko

“Beneath all those millions beats a heart of ice... dry ice!”

Lloyd Nolan - Michael Shayne